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November 4th, 2009 4:21 AM
Derek singing: Do you see what I see?
Lexie: A star, a star, dancing in the night with a tail as big as a kite.
Meredith narrating: Said the little lamb to the shepherd boy.
(lame i know, but im already in the christmas spirit.)
November 3rd, 2009 4:35 PM
derek: now enjecting the sperm into the penis...
November 3rd, 2009 4:29 PM
Derek: "OMG! THAT'S where Meredith's panties wound up!"
November 3rd, 2009 3:00 PM
(Recreating a moment from "Can't Buy me Love")
Derek: I'm going to a party. John Richmond's, with Cindi Mancini.
Jackson: Cindi Mancini? Senior, captain of the cheerleaders, most beautiful girl in the history of this county?
Derek: That's her. Well, I'm late, gotta bolt!
Lexie: Didn't you take economics? You could have had me for $49.95.
November 3rd, 2009 2:54 PM
(Recreating a moment from Loverboy):
(with Lexie standing right next to and unoblivious to the conversation)
Jackson: Hey, thats not bad. Porkin her?
Derek: (No, But) I had a Letter to Penthouse staring me right in the face, and I let it go.
November 3rd, 2009 10:05 AM
Derek: Houston, we have a problem.
November 3rd, 2009 9:42 AM
Derek: Is it a little nippy in here to you?
Jackson: It is a little colder than normal...
Lexie: Nope, completely warm to me.
November 3rd, 2009 1:29 AM
Thanks Nina!
November 2nd, 2009 7:19 PM
Dr.Sheperd - Its a beautiful afternoon to save lives people, lets have some fun
Dr.Avery - Dude! thats a screen saver that you are seeing through the machine, its crappy outside rain and thunderstorms everywhere.
Dr.Grey - uhoh!
November 2nd, 2009 5:09 PM
Jackson: "Just what exactly are we looking at Dr.Shepard?"
Derek: "I'm looking to see where on the list Seattle Grace has fallen to this week...."
hahaha so funny
November 2nd, 2009 4:55 PM
Avery: How do I get accepted as a resident here
Der: Don't use the oncall room beds for any purpose other than sleeping. Avoid the women called Grey.
Avery: Well I was kinda hoping to meet Dr Meredith Grey as there is a rumor that I may turn out to be her half brother.
Der: Well she's already gained two sisters, but a brother would be good for me. Who's your father?
Avery: Reportedly the chief
Der: That's not so good
the best so far
November 2nd, 2009 4:25 PM
Jackson: "I spy with my little eye something white and soft..."
Derek: "Could you please stop it with the diaper jokes? I found like a million in the Caption Contest section already!"
November 2nd, 2009 3:35 PM
Derek: Eeny, meeny, miny, moe cut a vessel by the toe, if I'm right I am king, If i'm wrong my career will sink.
November 2nd, 2009 6:23 AM
Avery: How do I get accepted as a resident here
Der: Don't use the oncall room beds for any purpose other than sleeping. Avoid the women called Grey.
Avery: Well I was kinda hoping to meet Dr Meredith Grey as there is a rumor that I may turn out to be her half brother.
Der: Well she's already gained two sisters, but a brother would be good for me. Who's your father?
Avery: Reportedly the chief
Der: That's not so good
November 2nd, 2009 6:11 AM
Avery: How do I get accepted as a resident here.
Der: Get a Mc nickname, ask my wife about it.
Lexie: Walk shirtless around the residents locker room!
Der: Never sleep with ANY women called Grey. They're taken
Lexie: Darn...I mean, drink anyone
November 2nd, 2009 5:57 AM
Jackson: AHHHHH my hands cramping. HELP QUICK GET ME SOME WATER!
Lexie: Normally i would help but i don't like you very much!
November 2nd, 2009 2:34 AM
Jackson: "Just what exactly are we looking at Dr.Shepard?"
Derek: "I'm looking to see where on the list Seattle Grace has fallen to this week...."
November 1st, 2009 10:56 PM
Derek: "How come I can't see George Washington's nose? Avery, do you see it?"
Jackson: "I don't, either... where is that?"
Lexie: "Uhhmmm... hello we're not at skills lab anymore."
Derek & Jackson: "Oops!"
November 1st, 2009 9:17 PM
Jackson: I can... I can feel the tumor!! Jeez. It is big..wet..and slippery??
Derek: That is my finger!!
Lexie: *laughs* You'd better use your green eyes!
November 1st, 2009 9:11 PM
Derek: I'd like Bailey to know..this is more interesting than the da Vinci
November 1st, 2009 9:07 PM
Derek: Bzzz...Dzingg Dzingg
Lexie: Dr. Shepherd?
Jackson: Damn it! Game Over!
November 1st, 2009 2:48 PM
Lexie-umm Jackson your leg is wet
Jackson- oh crap forgot my diaper
Derek- Jackson never,ever forget your diaper
Lexie-you didn't get the memo I gave your about the diapers
Jackson-NO!
Lexie-sorry must have forgot to give it to you
Derek_Guys this is no time to be playing playground games can't you see im in the middle of a tumor
Jackon& Lexie-Sorry Dr.Sheperd
November 1st, 2009 2:41 PM
Derek: Here's looking at you, kid.
November 1st, 2009 1:12 PM
Jackson: Can you see me now?
Derek: Yes. And you have one very large eyeball.
November 1st, 2009 11:43 AM
i agree! shred's is definitely the best so far!!!!