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November 1st, 2009 10:09 AM
this is definitely the best !! LOL
shred Says:
October 31st, 2009 3:54 AM
Jackson: I see England.
Derek: I see France.
Jackson & Derek: I see Lexie's diaper-pants.
November 1st, 2009 5:22 AM
Derek: Red wire...? Blue wire...? why does it always come down to red wire / blue wire?
November 1st, 2009 12:56 AM
Lexie: "Ummmmm, I hate to point this out to you Dr.Shepard, but it's been 10 hours and you haven't even made the first cut yet."
Derek: "But if I cut now before Jackson blinks, then I LOSE! And I'm Derek Shepard---I always win!"
Isaac: (subconsciously thinking) "DAMMIT, SOMEBODY BLINK ALREADY! I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY!"
November 1st, 2009 12:48 AM
Derek: \"Hey Jackson---you want to be a world class neurosurgeon? Think you have what it takes? Ready to prove it to me that you belong in this surgery?"
Jackson: "Yes sir!"
Derek: "Good. Then get me a diaper, STAT! Large!"
October 31st, 2009 11:23 PM
Lexie: grrr, why does Derek get to stare at his eyes??
October 31st, 2009 8:15 PM
Jackson: Is that-?
Derek: Yes Dr. Avery, that is in fact the chief's kindness, respectability and sensibility rapidy being consumed by the cancerous MAKE-THE-CHIEF-AN-IDIOT-itis.
October 31st, 2009 7:01 PM
Derek: Hey, I can see you through here!!
Jackson: Staring Contest!!
Lexie: He's crashing, Dr. Shepherd!! DEREK??
Derek: Wait a minute, I'm about to win!!
October 31st, 2009 5:01 PM
Lexie: So, tell me what do you see?
Jackson and Derek: who's getting fired next!
October 31st, 2009 4:32 PM
I think this epsodie was not the best i think it was more for the mcdreamy fans then anything i miss Izzie the show is nothing with out her. And It is breaking Alex very bad and they need to stop playing with Alex emotions cause that is not right here She lives and he is all happy and now she leave him whats is that all about. can Shanda at least make Izzie and Alex a happy couple and have a child instead of seeing Alex fall apart the only reason why i watch the show is for Alex and Izzie they are my favorite couple and right now with Izzie being gone its sucks they tell us that she is going to be on the show and now she is not come on people keep her on she done making a movie now bring her back on the show and make them a happy married couple instead of making Alex hart broken and lose it more and more. She need to come back on the show Don't take her off I am not very happy with the show right now. So bring Izzie back so Alex will stop being a ass bring her back and shanda keep givi
October 31st, 2009 2:55 PM
Derek: Dr Avery, could you be so kind as to stop rubbing your foot against my leg. I'm in the middle of a man's spine and it's kind of distracting.
Jackson: Whatever, McDouchy
Lexie: I-I know you're married to my sister, but look at those eyes! They're g-gorgeous and pretty and oh I could wet my diaper looking at t-them.
Mark enters *cough*
October 31st, 2009 12:42 PM
Derek: I never thought eating with sticks was this hard.
October 31st, 2009 12:40 PM
Derek: Wow, you're eyes are really as great as everybody says.
Jackson: Thank you, yours are great too.
Derek: Hereby you're officially one of the Mcs, welcome McCreamy.
October 31st, 2009 12:35 PM
I rule to loose the belly: OBEY!
October 31st, 2009 10:40 AM
Derek: now you guys understand my plan to rule over the hospital
Jackson: i shouln`t know the chieg rule over plan that`s just not a good idea.
Lexie: Jackson this is fight club nobody talks about it.
Mark: Well the chiek will have something betwwen 3 and 6 o`clock
Derek: what is it mark?
Jackson: is it fight club too
Lexie:you love me
Mark: no you idiots is written in the OR board
October 31st, 2009 3:54 AM
Jackson: I see England.
Derek: I see France.
Jackson & Derek: I see Lexie's diaper-pants.
October 31st, 2009 12:13 AM
Dr. Shepherd: Look closely at this one-dollar bill, and you will see a tiny owl just to the left of the number "1." Any doctor who can hit that can meet me in the supply closet in five minutes.
October 31st, 2009 12:08 AM
Derek - Ok so I just need to draw one more line before I sucessfully make an impressive Sharpie picture of Dr. Avery's face magnified.
October 30th, 2009 11:25 PM
Derek (to Jackson): Peek-a-boo; I see you!
Lexie (thinking): Well, this goes along well with the whole diaper thing...
October 30th, 2009 10:20 PM
Derek: *Humming the tune to star wars*
Lexie: Uh Derek isnt that a little inappropriate? If you need a break just say so.
Derek: Quiet diaper girl or I shall blast you with my saber of DOOM!!!!
Lexie: I knew he would go tumor crazy.
October 30th, 2009 10:16 PM
Lexie: Trick or Treat!
Surgeries!
OMG I've got to pee!
That's okay; I don't care!
Cus I wore a big diaper!
October 30th, 2009 9:19 PM
Jackson: Your eyes are brilliant, Dr. Shepard. Almost like a dreammmm....
Derek: That's why they call me McDreamy, Dr. Avery. Get used to it and pay attention!
October 30th, 2009 9:18 PM
Cheif:Hey Shepard.....I see you!!!!!!!
October 30th, 2009 5:53 PM
Derek: ok Jackson, I spy something large, red and pulsating
Jackson: umm the tumor?
Derek: no the vain popping out of Lexie's head, because i wont take a break
October 30th, 2009 5:49 PM
Derek: I spy, with my little eye...something red.
Jackson: The spinal artery!
Lexie: The heart!
Cristina(From the gallery): Who let these idiots in the OR? It's obviously blood! I win, I win, I get to scrub in!
October 30th, 2009 5:29 PM
[The patient's nose lights up red and a buzzer sounds.]
Derek: Dammit! I almost had his Funny Bone.
Jackson: My turn!