Two and a Half Men

Last night's episode of Two and a Half Men is certainly not going to win any Emmys for its unoriginal, lack-luster story last night, but that didn't stop the episode from being hilarious.

The show's strength absolutely comes from the chemistry Charlie Sheen and Emmy-Award Winning (tee hee) Jon Cryer, especially when they're bickering.  Guess what the focus of last night's episode was?

When Jake was too embarassed to return to the guys' place for the weekend, the two of them attempted to work out their relationship with hilarious results.  Catch up with our full recap of "For the Sake of the Child" to see how successful they were.

It's definitely not one of our favorite episodes, but as always, this show delivers the laughs.  Here's some of our favorite Two and a Half Men quotes from the episode:

Alan: It's because of you Jake doesn't want to come here anymore
Charlie: Great, tell me what I did so I can do it to you | permalink

Alan: I don't want to go to sleep angry
Charlie: Try drinking more
Alan: What will that solve?
Charlie: Sobriety | permalink

Alan: Name three things you would change about me
Charlie: Your personality, your wardrobe and your address
Alan: Thank you
Charlie: Your voice, your face and again your address
Alan: Alright, alright
Charlie: Your haircut, your fruity little workbook and your address
Alan: Just needed three
Charlie: Come on, we're healing. Your cheapness, your smug arrogance, and your address | permalink