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Two and a Half Men Review: "For the Sake of the Child"

Last night's episode of Two and a Half Men is certainly not going to win any Emmys for its unoriginal, lack-luster story last night, but that didn't stop the episode from being hilarious.

The show's strength absolutely comes from the chemistry Charlie Sheen and Emmy-Award Winning (tee hee) Jon Cryer, especially when they're bickering.  Guess what the focus of last night's episode was?

Jake Drives the Men

When Jake was too embarassed to return to the guys' place for the weekend, the two of them attempted to work out their relationship with hilarious results.  Catch up with our full recap of "For the Sake of the Child" to see how successful they were.

It's definitely not one of our favorite episodes, but as always, this show delivers the laughs.  Here's some of our favorite Two and a Half Men quotes from the episode:

Alan: It's because of you Jake doesn't want to come here anymore
Charlie: Great, tell me what I did so I can do it to you | permalink
Alan: I don't want to go to sleep angry
Charlie: Try drinking more
Alan: What will that solve?
Charlie: Sobriety | permalink
Alan: Name three things you would change about me
Charlie: Your personality, your wardrobe and your address
Alan: Thank you
Charlie: Your voice, your face and again your address
Alan: Alright, alright
Charlie: Your haircut, your fruity little workbook and your address
Alan: Just needed three
Charlie: Come on, we're healing. Your cheapness, your smug arrogance, and your address | permalink

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1 Comment

  1. james bond Says:

    thanks for sharing these lines, they are so worth
    remembering...makes me laugh to read them...
    Charlie will not be engaged too long, Jennifer Garner
    will arrive on set teaching Angus to dance to "Thriller"
    and Charlie falls immediately in love, love that he has
    never seen before, she is the light of his life, an angel
    that God has given him one more chance to make it right..
    Eternal soul mate that keeps even Ben away, oh, what love can do...Hey,, doesn't hurt to know some good dancing steps....

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