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  1. chair fan

    TRIPP: You know what brings me luck? this, it´s your picture and I have it under my bed, I give it a kiss every night before sleep.
    SERENA: oh, ok... you freak.

  2. Emma

    hey blake, im reading straight from the script, look!

  3. Laney

    Serena: I finished your press release! What do you think?

    Tripp: "Sexy Tripp Van Der Bilt believes that teacher's salaries are way too low. I mean, the teachers at my old school all have their graduate degrees and they're always wearing really weird clothes. Like Miss Carr, this teacher who boned my ex, she was always wearing tight clothes. I was jealous, but hers weren't expensive like mine. So she didn't get enough money for teaching. And that's bad. And school lunches. Tripp, whom I want to spank, really thinks kids should have nutritious lunches. Like bone dry cappuccinos and grapes. Yogurt too. Mmm. I love yogurt. And term limits... I'm not sure what that meanse. But Tripp will fix it. After I do him"

  4. MeMe

    Tripp: Well, let's see... On the agenda for this evening we have: muckraking, porkbarreling, dirty Texas mud slinging...
    Serena: (Sighs) Those are all phrases that sound familiar... But not as familiar as--
    Trip: AND secretarial blow jobs.
    Serena: So, shall we skip to job number four?

  5. pinksmoothie
    Rank: Extra

    Tripp: And that's how you write "orange".
    Serena: I am smartified!

  6. strawberry

    tripp: if you would just sign here..

    *serena signs*

    tripp: *thinking* damn, she really is a natural blonde... Serenbra? seriously?

  7. MrsBass (aka Jov)
    Rank: Regular Character

    Trip: "Well Serena, this is the picture of my WIFE, you still want to screw me??"
    Serena: "Well duh! When do I care about stuff like that, I do what I want and I get no punishment or concequence for it, there is no glue that can keep these legs closed honey!!"

    :))))

  8. strawberry

    tripp: and THAT.. would be the size of my penis.

    serena: mehhhh.. i've seen better.


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