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  1. Avi

    Damian: The lady said that she's fine.
    Chuck: I'm chuck bass and you know exactly what i can do don't you?
    Jenny: Squirrel!....oh sorry guys, what were you saying?

  2. ..bluck
    Rank: Guest Star

    CHUCK: Damien, i'm really happy for y'all, and imma let you finnish, but i am the best gossip girl villain of all time. OF ALL TIME."

  3. ..bluck
    Rank: Guest Star

    CHUCK: Damien, i'm really happy for yall, and imma let you finnish, but i am the best handsome tv villain of all time. OF ALL TIME."

  4. ..bluck
    Rank: Guest Star

    JENNY: Chuck, can we go home now?! You two have been arguing about your daddy problems and drug binges for over an hour now and i'm bored..."

  5. CBFan
    Rank: Leading Character

    Chuck: Ah, I see you got what I asked you for. Here's your money.
    Jenny: Chuck?
    Damien: Cool. Party up at the penthouse?

  6. allisonn
    Rank: Regular Character

    Jenny: Chuck, Damien imma let you finish but Erik & Jonathan are the best gay couple of all time. ALL TIME!

  7. chestal

    Damien: I can't hide it anymore... I love you Chuck!
    Chuck: I know that... I'm Chuck Bass.
    Jenny(thinking): Oh, look there, that's Brad Pitt. I need him to be my partner in the next party!!!

  8. EricAndChuckLover

    Damien: She's My Drug Dealing Sex Monkey! Not Your's!
    Chuck: She's My Sister, Perv!
    Damien: So. I Lost My Virginity To Mine.
    Chuck: Even I, Chuck Bass, Am Not THAT Disgusting.
    Jenny: Was Your Sister Any Good?
    Damien: I Hope You're Better. *Hands Her Room Keys*
    Jenny: Be There In a Sec. *Cute Wave And He Leaves* *Turns To Chuck* RUN!

  9. Blair215

    Chuck:
    What is this cheap disgusting Scotch?
    I do not like it on the rocks.
    I do not like it at The Box*.
    You will be sad you offered me any
    Or that you messed with little Jenny.
    The Feds will catch your drug deal scam.
    Because even Europeans know...Chuck Bass I am.

    *The Box = club where Victor/Victrola takes place

  10. S.

    Chuck: And you bring her home at 11 PM.
    Jenny: CHU-UCK !
    Chuck *whispers*: If you get that damn make up outta her face, I swear I'll buy you an actual boat - and you can send marijuana to whoever who want.

  11. QueenB4ever

    Jenny: Oh, God. Chuck, I really don't want to go in my brother's footsteps.
    Chuck: Of course not! Do you Humphreys really not know that the third person is supposed to be a stranger?

  12. MOO

    Damion: You shouldn't hate me, we're going to have a lot in common. I'm going to try to rape Jenny too!

  13. TheWORLD

    Chuck: Where the hell is she?
    Damion: Who?
    Chuck: Jenny. I'm not going to let you take advantage of and drug some girl.
    Jenny: I'm right here Chuck.
    Chuck: Oh My God, I must be the drugged on than, you look like a raccoon!

  14. IhateJ

    Chuck: Come on Jenny let's go.
    Jenny: How did you find me?
    Chuck: I have no idea, but lets me say something believable about a voicemail message.

  15. SBbestfriends

    Damion: Before you tell me you're Chuck Bass I already know. It's a honor to meet you. Blair set this up for you to come in and freak out? A plan to make your day less boring? But it's probably not that interesting since Jenny is in this scene, but call me later, you can teach me a thing or two.

  16. ggrocks

    Damion: They just let every animal into clubs these days, raccoons and now Chuck Bass'?

  17. Coocooo

    Jenny: Oh My God, Chuck?
    Chuck: This isn't going to take long, I'm Chuck Bass. Let's go Jenny.
    Damion: Wait, your the reason my parents got divorced and am so begging for attention that I allowed myself to be attracted to a raccoon?

  18. IAMGG

    Chuck: I'm Chuck Bass, even international drug dealers should know what that means.
    Damion: Yes, it means your going to base my storyline since you dont have one.

  19. GossipGirl827
    Rank: Extra

    Chuck: So dude, we have a deal?
    Damien: Got it. Date her, pretend to like her, get a couple pictures of me and her on this so called "Gossip Girl", and then have a dramatic breakup worth talking about. Did I miss anything?
    Chuck: Nope. Perfect. *takes sip of his scotch*
    Damien: So lets talk money... I mean look at her.
    Jenny: HHEELLLLOO!!!! Sitting right here.

  20. GossipGirl827
    Rank: Extra

    Jenny: You have got to be joking!! CHUCK?!?!
    Damien: Sorry Little J, the heart wants what the heart wants.
    Jenny: Who told you to call me that?

  21. dairlover

    Chuck: im chuck bass and i could beat you at a staring contest anytime anywhere
    Damien: ok lets go!
    Chuck: ok jenny judge
    Jenny: wow really
    Chuck: Jenny..I'm chuck bass
    Jenny: omg

  22. Cath

    C: don't look Jenny I've got it...
    D: ohhh c'omon what's so bad about me ya can't even look into my direction???
    J: *fainting* look at youre armhaires ... *iekes* .. then ask again..
    C: here comes the depilation-coctail .... just hold still...

  23. Blair215

    Chuck: Dude. I'm Chuck Bass. And you sir are no Edward Cullen. Maybe you should have gone to the New Moon premiere this week. People there might appreciate your knockoff creepy vampire look.

  24. KiaLove978

    Chuck: You take her.
    European Guy: No you take her.
    Chuck: No, please, take her.
    European Guy: I don't want her, you take her.
    Jenny: OMG! I'll just take myself.
    Chuck: Phew. *Wipes sweat off forehead.*
    European Guy: Thank God Almighty!

  25. U.E.S queen

    Chuck: Look, the real pop drag queen is in the VIP lounge. This one is underage.


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