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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 78 Comments (Page 6)

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  1. ry123red

    Damien: Look man we were just trying to do a deal.
    Chuck: The only thing you'll be dealing with is the security as they escort you out.
    Jenny: Ooohh the lights are really pretty...Wait a second. Stop the cameras I think I mixed up my script with Serena's.

  2. ry123red

    Damien: My hair is more voluminous than yours.
    Chuck: Yeah? Well my clothes are way more expensive.
    Jenny: Why does it suddenly feel like I'm on the Met steps again?

  3. sreena

    chuck; i'm chuck bass
    damien:your a legende man u you've sdhagged more girls than zac,brad leo & tom
    chuck; i've even shaged thire wives and gf's

  4. kinsey

    Chuck: How many times do I have to make myself clear..I'm Chuck Bass!
    Damien: And I'm Zac Efron so what.
    Jenny:are we really doing this right now.i mean really?

  5. olivia

    Chuck: okay give me my purple sweater and i'll give you jenny
    Damien: deal
    Jenny: really chuck? a sweater?

    lol sorry if i stole anyone elses

  6. N to the S
    Rank: Guest Star

    Damien: I'll give you my family's estate in Vesailles.
    Chuck: No way asswipe, my proposition was much more profitable.
    Damien: 2% of Bass Industries? I don't think so.
    Jenny: *Rolls eyes* Guys, its a game of Snap.
    Chuck: My index finger is under his! Technically, I should win.
    Damien: And be crowned the King of Snap? Oh we'll see about that B-ass.
    Jenny: From the King of the UES to "King of Snap", the writers have seriously hit an all time low.

  7. danfan

    Chuck: Thanks for watching my kid sister, here's another $100, I just remembered My girlfriend prommised to make my day less boring.

  8. PLGG ♥s Peonies
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Jenny: I haven't blinked in eight days...
    Chuck: Quiet, Jenny. Damien and I are having a staring contest.

  9. motherchucker09
    Rank: Extra

    Jenny thinking to herself:
    Who has a better hair? Chuck is rocking the side part, but this druggie has such smooth slicked back hair! Hmmmmm..... Wait I know?
    Me and my lovely locks of bleach blonde bitch!

  10. Next2Normal

    Jenny: I am, I am, I am a zombie...
    Chuck: Well, I'm Chuck Bass.
    Jenny: No, seriously. Look, I want to eat your brains!
    Chuck: Well, why don't you go after Tripp instead? After all, he's "ali-i-i-i-ive!"
    Jenny: Don't you know anything? Gosh! The whole point is HE'S DEAD!
    Chuck: ...I'm Chuck Bass.

  11. ThinkI'mInLove

    Chuck: That's what I thought. We're done here, Jenny; stop pretending to be in a coma and let's go!
    Damian: Funny that you should mention a coma...That might be one of the side effects listed on that pill bottle! Huh! What a coincidence!

  12. Alyssa

    Damien: My fake English accent is better than your real one.
    Chuck: Naa uh!
    Damien: Yeah huh!
    Jenny: Oh God ...kill me.

  13. micha

    Chuck: Jenny my dads funeral was last year you can stop wearing black.
    Damian: No it suits her. Black makes people look skinny.
    Chuck: Right so how many articles is she wearing now?

  14. micha

    Jenny: Why do all these hot guys come into my life and nothing happens.
    Chuck: Because no one likes racoon eyes on a girl.
    Damian: Yeah that and the other boys are well you know.

  15. Samantha

    Chuck: I'm Chuck Bass. Even Europeans must know what that means. Now give me back the scarf Damien, and no one gets hurt.
    Jenny: (Thinking) My life is so lame. I need new friends.

  16. Pretty_Natie

    Chuck: I'm Chuck Bass.. I think you can tell by the way my nose flares
    Jenny: I can't keep my eyes open.. so. much. makeup!!

  17. bballerxoxo

    Chuck: If you wanna kiss, that won't count as cheating."
    Damien: *smiles*
    Jenny: Oh brother, not again!

  18. gossip:)girl

    Chuck: Three words, eight letters say it an..
    Damien: Dude, WTF
    Jenny: Errm, Ed, I think you picked up the wrong script..

  19. NPH ftw (damonsbabydoll)
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Chuck: You forget who you're talking to. I'm Chuck Bass.
    Damien: That may have meant something once, but since then a new rule has come to power. You've been dethroned.
    Jenny: Can we please not talk about whose hair looks sexier gelled back?

  20. Love_Bassnessman
    Rank: Extra

    Haha! gossip:)girl and Brazilian Girl; so funny!!

  21. Love_Bassnessman
    Rank: Extra

    OEPS! Forgot something ;)

    Chuck (to Damien): Give her hideous make-up back!
    Damien: NO!! I need the black eyeshadow and all the other stuff she was wearing too! My face would handle it very well!
    Jenny (thinking): OMG. I hope that Chuck can get my stuff back! I mean, 10 episodes without even a little bit of black eyeshadow! God I feel so naked..

  22. Lysosome

    Jenny: "God, is this another 3some the writers are planning? I agreed to the age-inappropriate make-up and even wear it on my off-hours bit this might be a bit much"

  23. Love_Bassnessman
    Rank: Extra

    Chuck (to Damien) : Give her hideous make-up back!
    Damien : NO!! I need the black eyeshadow and all the other stuff she was wearing too! My face would handle it very well!
    Jenny : OMG. I hope that Chuck can get my stuff back! I mean, 10 episodes without even a little bit of black eyeshadow! God I feel so naked..

  24. AlaricSucksMy ChunkyMonkey(=liarsunited)
    Rank: Regular Character

    Damien:Take your slutty trash and go!
    Chuck: Just so you know, I'm her style icon - don't mock the scarf!
    Damien:what scarf?
    Chuck:DAMN YOU WRITERS!

  25. Martin

    chuck is like "if you wanna be with jenny you gotta be with me first ggrrr!!!
    and the ugly guy says "ok"
    and jenny says"oh god!!! when am i ever gonna lose my virginity???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    she says that like the slut she is!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    SOME ONE SHOULD KICK HERE ASS!!!!!!!!!!!


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