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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 78 Comments (Page 7)

179 Comments

  1. jess

    "just get on with it, it's not like chuck bass hasn't kissed a boy before."

  2. bec

    Chuck: Mine's better!
    Damien: No mine's better
    Chuck: No it's not!
    Damien: Yes it is!
    Jenny: Would you two please stop argueing over which one of your hair makes you look more like Donald Trump!

  3. Chairful

    chuck: did you just make her take drugs???
    Damien: no ofcourse not.
    Jenny :I love Vanessa, shes sooo prettyyyy.....
    chuck: i knew it!
    Damon: crap jenny, you suck!
    Chuck: dont try to lie to chuck bass

  4. Chairful

    Damon: chuck bass, im surprised your not wearing your bowtie.
    Chuck: Dont mock the bowtie Drug Dealer, and for your information its in the cleaners being pressed.
    Jenny: ummm confession... i actually glued it onto a headband as a sorry gift for eric and johnathon....

  5. Blaena (I ♥ Juliet Sharp!) / You may be homicidal, but you're not suicidal.
    Rank: Extra

    Chuck : Let's go baby up to my room.
    Damien : Let's have a rendezvous.
    Jenny : I actually thought that at least one of you is interested in me. I'm outta here.

  6. Kleon

    Chuck: You're brilliant, this robot is exactly like Jenny
    Jenny: Oh, please, I'm real one... I'm a bit dizzy that's all

  7. GGfan

    "Rock, paper, scissors!"

  8. Stella
    Rank: Leading Character

    Damien: Look, dude, I'm not going to pay more than 500 $ for a night with the Brooklyn girl.
    Chuck: Look, dude, she married my father's widow, she's not from Brooklyn anymore. 7000 $, my last offer.
    Jenny: Woah, you guys are so boring. What are you talking about anyways?

  9. BrGirl
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Chuck: Rock!
    Damien: Paper! Beated you again! Tired of losing Bass?
    Chuck: We ain´t leaving this table till you´ve seen the real Chuck Bass! Another round!
    Jenny: Please guys...I have a reputation! Why can´t you play Guitar Hero, get drunk, do some drugs, have a threesome or go blackmail someone like normal people do?

  10. ac_gossip

    Damien: $20,000
    Chuck: $25,000
    Damien: Fine, you wanna really play? $50,000
    Jenny: Really guys, my virginity is not worth that much.

  11. XoxoGirl0224

    Damien: Hey, Jenny said she's fine.
    Chuck: And I said, I'm Chuck Bass... Even you're penis knows what that means.

  12. Alison

    Jenny (thinking): First Eric, then Asher, and now Chuck and this Zac Efron are looking like they want to make out? Why do all of the guys I hang around turn gay? I even took off my racoon makeup!

  13. Livi

    Chuck: You blinked...I win!

  14. artistgurl

    man uh,,,, damon is that your sleeve or your arm hair in that case ITS GROSS

  15. Katie B
    Rank: Extra

    Jenny: Guys, seriously, I can only ride one disco stick at a time.

  16. *C*

    J: So Chuck, is he enough of a stranger to be part of the threesome?

  17. Wish-to-be-Blair-Waldorf

    Ed: I will not kiss this guy, whatever the script says!
    Taylor: Will you just get over with it? It's just a kiss, not a threesome.

    Lively Leighton - the best!!!

  18. Blaena (I ♥ Juliet Sharp!) / You may be homicidal, but you're not suicidal.
    Rank: Extra

    Chuck : You know what to do now...
    Damien : Yeah. Sort of...
    Jenny : I'm totally disappointed and I'm outta here. Oh, by the way. Eric and Jonathan like configurations with many more persons than my brother.

  19. Jo-Mama

    Chuck: you do know I've kissed guys before don't you?
    Damian: so what are you waiting for?
    Jenny: Another gay boyfriend? Please, not again...

  20. 1j2s3a

    Damien: Ready for your second male kiss, Bass?

    Chuck: I'm Chuck Bass. I'm always ready.

    Jenny: Shit. Even Chuck is more attractive than I am.

    (Jenny leaves and puts more dark make-up on.)

  21. Kenley

    Damion: she doesn't like your drugs. She prefers mine.
    Chuck: What the hell are you saying? She loves mine.
    Jenny: *thinks* when will these two stop. I think I prefer the ones passed on the other table

  22. Lively Leighton
    Rank: Regular Character

    Damien: Is it true you kissed a boy and liked it
    Chuck: Well i am chuck bass
    Jenny: Damn!

  23. Lively Leighton
    Rank: Regular Character

    Chuck: Wait i thought you said I was meeting zac efron
    Jenny: Well he was the nearest I could find.. anyway why did you want zac efron
    Chuck: well Serena had tyra.. Dan had Hilary Blair had lady gaga so i wanted someone famous!

  24. Lively Leighton
    Rank: Regular Character

    Jenny: Will you two just make up
    Chuck:sorry
    Damien: sorry
    Jenny: If you two want to kiss it wont count as cheating
    Damien: Dont worry we have already been there

  25. Lively Leighton
    Rank: Regular Character

    Damien: Say it chuck say those 3 words
    Chuck: No i will never say them to the likes of you
    Jenny: oh just say it chuck
    Chuck: I kissed Humphrey okay
    Jenny: Finally I could feel the sexual tension between you two


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