Gossip Girl Caption Contest 79

at . Comments

Welcome, Gossip Girl fans everywhere, to the 79th week of the Gossip Girl Insider Caption Contest, our Friday tradition and one of our favorite features.

This week's winner: Dark Princess. Congratulations!

The winning entry appears below the picture. So many to choose from this week! Honorable mentions go out to aida, Bassinine and saarele.

Thanks for playing and best of luck again next week!

A Sad Nate

Dejection: The new classic scent for men, from Nate Archibald.

Steve Marsi is the Managing Editor of TV Fanatic. Follow him on Google+ or email him here.


Nate: I'm ... Batman? Yes. I'm Batman.


LOL aida! Funny and true!


Nate: (*thinking) What can I tap now?


lol aida is so funny


Nate: Left hand...it looks like your going to be the only one in my pants tonight.


Nate: I need some weed.


N: Do you think if I use this coaster to get that cute chicks attention she'll sleep with me?


Nate: Ever since I met Serena I knew, in the night of the wedding I was completely sure and now I can´t stop thinkking that she is even more dumber than I am


Nate: Oh boy, I better lay low for a bit. That was like the fifth guy to come up and offer to buy me a drink. Is it because of my long lashes, or my delicate features? Could it be my man bangs? No, surely not...
Bartender: Well, this is, afterall a gay bar buddy. Rainbow palms didn't give that away?
Nate: You're kidding right? I've met straight people here. Hooked up with a gorgeous, busty blonde last time. 6 feet tall, high cheekbones, mole on her left upper lip...
Bartender: Oh right... you mean Gary...
Nate: ...


Nate: Thinking is hard work.

Tags: ,

Gossip Girl Quotes

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl

[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.