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  1. IAMGG

    Nate: She said that line just got blurry, but I know why she really left, I gave six girls from Nightingale gonorrhea of the throat last year.

  2. EricVDWIsMyLove
    Rank: Extra

    Nate: I'm Nate Archibald. Why Does It Sound So Much Cooler when Chuck Says His Name.

  3. EricVDWIsMyLove
    Rank: Extra

    Nate: *Thinking* I Would Order Another Drink To Easy The Pain But All These New Drinks Are Named After Twilight-ers. Blech.

  4. CBFan
    Rank: Leading Character

    gossip fan Says:
    November 28th, 2009 1:56 PM

    CARTER: HELLO BEAUTIFUL
    NATE: CARTER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
    CATER: BUYING YOU A DRINK?


    Ok, this one needs to win! :)

  5. Delia

    "Come on, guys... You all know what Nate is REALLY thinking :D

    Nate: *BLANK*"

    @saarele I disagree with you. Do you want to know what he is really thinking...?

    Nate: I seriously need more WEED!

  6. QueenB4ever

    Nate: (thinking) I don't see how Serena can go for Tripp. Hello, doesn't everyone loves the man-bangs!?

  7. Emma

    What saarele says is true, tho... :P

  8. Maggie

    Daphne, Stella's second one and Ggnoobare are goooooood :D

    KAMI FTW!! - fantastic!!

  9. saarele

    Come on, guys... You all know what Nate is REALLY thinking :D

    Nate: *BLANK*

  10. Wow

    Jenna, yours is funny just because you actually think that wooden meat products are somehow connected to vampires. But I'm with the others on this--the Twilight crap is getting annoying.

  11. IZ

    I wish I sparkled in the sun..

  12. Blair Swan
    Rank: New User

    Nate :
    No blaire, no serena, no venessa, not even jenny..
    Oh! Life sucks man..
    Think i would better be gay and approach Eric b4 he too is taken :-)

  13. Sigga

    Nate: but ... I did everything right, didn't I? I told her i loved her.. but she still isn't mine. That so unfair! it worked with Chuck but not me? How does he do it?
    BArtender dude: I don't know... maybe your just not a "'loving" kind of a guy..
    Nate: You're right... maybe I'm not that "I love you" guy - or maybe girls who live or lived in brooklyn just like me better...
    Bartender: yeah, think like that... positive .. thats the answer to everything.
    Nate: You think that is positive ? - gosh this bar sucks...

  14. gossip fan

    CARTER: HELLO BEAUTIFUL
    NATE: CARTER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
    CATER: BUYING YOU A DRINK?

  15. Delia

    Nate: This sexy brooding look always works for Chuck! I better
    start practicing my "I'm Nate Archibald" line.

    **Edit. I just wanted to change working on to practicing**

  16. tv_rox
    Rank: Extra

    Sorry I meant to write this...

    Nate-*thinking* First she was with me then dad, then grandfather and now Tripp! She really gets around...

  17. AUDREY85

    NATE: DAMN! WHY I SUCK SO MUCH WITH GIRLS?... MAYBE I SHOULD GO FOR BOYS NOW...DAN IS A GOOD LOOCKING GUY, AND HE PLAYS FOOTBALL... THAT COULD WORK.

  18. tv_rox
    Rank: Extra

    Nate-*thinking* First she was with me then dad, then captain and now Tripp! She really gets around...

  19. allisonn
    Rank: Regular Character

    LuvMe? & Kami LOLOL. nice.

  20. Delia

    Nate: This sexy brooding look always works for Chuck! I better start working on my "I'm Nate Archibald" line.

  21. Jenna

    Nate thinking to himself: Only if I had mysterious, compelling eyebrows, Serena would be mine! Maybe Tripp's a vampire..... I wonder where I can get a wooden steak.

  22. Kami
    Rank: Guest Star

    Nate (on phone): ...so she said "that line just got blurry", and it's all because my mom..
    Chuck: Sounds..
    Nate: Don't say it.
    Chuck: ..Freudian.
    Nate: I really don't know why I talk to you.

  23. Lively Leighton
    Rank: Regular Character

    GossipGirl: Word on the UES is that poor Archibald has had his heart broken again! Sat alone at the bar again N? well atleast now he knows how lonely boy used to feel...look on the bright side N lonely boy could never afford such a nice watch! xoxo

  24. Lively Leighton
    Rank: Regular Character

    Nate:(thinking)I knew I should of take Serena to the limo, it worked for chuck and blair!

  25. Lively Leighton
    Rank: Regular Character

    Tour Guide: And here is a new waxwork called NateFussed!


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