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  1. Queen M.

    whoaw man... it sounds like tomorrow i'm waking up with an awesome hangover...

  2. Lively Leighton
    Rank: Regular Character

    Nate(thinking): Maybe if i tell serena vanessa wants me again then serena will go out with me to protect me!

  3. Mrs. Kol Mikaelson(=liarsunited)
    Rank: Leading Character

    Nate: *thinking* why does my life suck? *sobs* oooohhh mirror, yeah I'm still hot, I'm okay...

  4. LuvMe?

    Nate: Dude, i'm Nate Archibald and even lamp shades should know what that means.

  5. TFV168
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Nate: The man bangs just aren't working for me like they used to.....Maybe I should ask Dan and Chuck what they think. Did that sound gay?

  6. Queen E.

    Nate- (singing) All by myself dont wanna be all by myself anymore all by myself dont wanna live all by myself anymore. when i was young i never needed anyone makin love was just for fun...wait a minute wait a minute i forgot the words

  7. Queen E.

    Nate- (singing) All by myself dont wanna be all by myself anymore all by myself dont wanna live all by myself anymore. when i was young i never needed anyone makin love was just for fun...wait i forgot the words.

  8. sweet rachel

    I think I've finally perfected my sexy brooding look. Damn I'm hot.

  9. sarah j

    Bartender: More whiskey?
    Nate: Please. My glory days are over man. I'm shagless, single, broke, and jobless. I stalk the senior's calendar and show up at the Cotilion to relive the prime of my days. My Grandfather treats me like a puppet. My ex used me. And even Dan gets to have threesomes! Where has the world gone to?

  10. sarah

    well, well, well
    Just in, Mr Nate Archibald,
    Wishing too big for his goals, leaving him alone at the bar.
    hope u don't get too lonely N.

  11. serenate

    Nate: Woe is me. The Captains' in jail, my mother is broke and non-existent, my Grandfather thinks I'm a tool, my ex-girlfriend used me for revenge, my first love dumbed me for my best friend, my Congressman cousin is goning cheat with the girl that took my virginity, the guy who used to look up to me now gets to have threesomes, and I can't even keep a girl after confessing my love. I'm so pathetic. I bet my episode-usefulness just sunk lower than Vanessa's now. Sigh...

  12. u.e.s. queen

    Nate: How does Dan get all the hot ones and I can't even get one?

  13. allisonn
    Rank: Regular Character

    Bartender: Whats the problem man?
    Nate: I just finished watching Glee, oh my god that scene made me cry.
    Bartender: Ok? Do you still want that beer or should i get you a Martini?
    Nate: *Crying* Just tissues please.

  14. janet 12

    Dan: Hey man what are you doing?
    Nate:The usual,just sitting here looking depressed until someone offers to buy me beer. Why? whats going on?
    Dan:wow! so I take it you watched glee this week too? I'm so glad! its been so hard for me to tell others how much I love that show!
    Nate:!What are you talking about this is what I usually do!
    Dan:(embarrassed)oh i just... thought that... um. Look there's Serena!

  15. allisonn
    Rank: Regular Character

    Nate: I thought taking serena to a bar would being back some old memories. Maybe i should of chuck watch us, it worked last time.

  16. allisonn
    Rank: Regular Character

    Nate: So I've had just about every girl on the show...whos next Lily? Maybe i should turn to guys, i think dans free.

  17. Joanne Archiass

    Nate: hmm.. lets see, so its: blair, serena, vanessa, cougar, jenny, random yale girl. Wow, im such a man whore..

  18. lucyluvschuck
    Rank: Recurring Character

    ^^^^ Seriously. The Twilight stuff in NOT funny. It's pretty stupid actually.

  19. Come on, people

    Nate: Ooh, Twilight! Edward Cullen! Am I as hot as he is? *FANGIRL SQUEE!* La la la! Who cares that this is a GOSSIP GIRL FORUM because everyone who's submitting obvs LUHS TWILIGHT MOAR!!

  20. gg

    (Nate thinking to himself): When you called the other day, it was like... I could breathe again. Dammit I should've said that, it worked on Vanessa.

  21. Ivana; i'm a filthy youth
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Nate: See? I have other facial expressions!
    Bartender: Umm... how about NO!

  22. chaceissexy

    Nate (thinking): I knew sleeping with her was a bad idea. It just makes me more and more head over heels for her!

  23. nicolee

    damn that mother vanderbilt! is there any way i can change my name to nathaniel vanderbilt? maybe then serena would love me...

  24. Nicole Loves Ed Westwick

    why is it that whenever i actually do love a girl they never love me back for the right reasons..? oh thats right! because my cousin tripp gets in the way and ruins it all!

  25. hydrangeas

    Nate: Dan hasn't called yet. If he doesn't ring me tonight, I'm gonna have to turn back to my old porns, it's been 2 days since I had a sexlife...oh wait, that's Dan's.


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