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"How is it that a hairy jerk like Chuck and an annoying pray like Dan both get girlfriends and yet here I am, alone, watching the girl of my dreams walk off with my damn cousin?"
Nate: I don't care what she or Tripp says...my man bangs are not scaring girls to Twilight.
Nate:...That peanut is the exact same shape as Serena's head...those curly fries look like Blair's hair...I think I need a hotdog...with raccoon...Jade? Jenny? *Snores*
correction: "He'll think I stood him up"
Nate(thinking): I really have to do this... no, wait - I can't. I promised Chuck I'd be waiting for him at the bar... Maybe he'll understand... after all, he's a guy, too. But what if he comes and I'm gone? He'll thing I stood him up or something... Oh, screw it! I can't hold this any longer. I HAVE TO PEE!
Bartender: OMG, Nate Archibald, hes SO fierce!
Nate: ...Im so hot right now.
Spotted: N sitting alone at the bar after a heart-to-heart with his "good-friend" S. Seems to me that D isn't the only lonely boy on the Upper East Side.
XOXO Gossip Girl
why am i sad? im finally get a storyline
Nate: "I wonder if Dan could arrange a threesome for me..."
N: Maybe I should try to be more like Edward Cullen
N: Does the name Nate Archibald mean ANYTHING anymore???
Maybe I should feather my manbangs.
*Nate thinking*: Yup, I think it's time to say good bye to my man bangs.
Man, I bet I look good with this sad look hanging alone on the bar.
"I miss Blair. No, hold on a second. I'm not Book-Nate, I'm not Book-Nate, I'm not Book-Nate. I'm supposed to chase Serena."
oooo shiny stuffs!!! hilarious lol
Nate (thinking): I thought *every* girl on this show wanted me.
Nate: I am so sad and bored...drinking away my sorrow...because there was no Gossip Girl episode this week!!! Monday is so far away.
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*Nate thinking* : boy does my love life stink, maybe i should try a guy? oh look there's one over there, oh and he's eying me too, okay just be myself *Mysterious, lost face*
I agree with GGFan, tying Twilight into everything is getting REALLY old, and most of it's not remotely funny.
Bassinine and Pernillekjrs are hilarious!!!!!
Can we COOL IT with the Twilight references? At first it was vaguely funny, but weeks of 'em in a row? It's getting annoying. Can we try to not act like teenyboppers?
Nate: I'm so hot..but yet I still don't have a girlfriend for practically half a season. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN ME HOW THAT HAPPENS??
Nate: It's so hard being the beautiful "all girls dream about you" guy... By the end of the day you are all alone in a bar... But let's think of who I didn't sleep with from the girls I know... Hm... Ya! Jenny!!!!!!
IsabellaBass's is the best one. Sooo funny!