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183 Comments

  1. Angel
    Rank: Guest Star

    "How is it that a hairy jerk like Chuck and an annoying pray like Dan both get girlfriends and yet here I am, alone, watching the girl of my dreams walk off with my damn cousin?"

  2. ChairvsDair

    Nate: I don't care what she or Tripp says...my man bangs are not scaring girls to Twilight.

  3. N to the S
    Rank: Guest Star

    Nate:...That peanut is the exact same shape as Serena's head...those curly fries look like Blair's hair...I think I need a hotdog...with raccoon...Jade? Jenny? *Snores*

  4. Prom Queen
    Rank: Regular Character

    correction: "He'll think I stood him up"

    not "thing"

  5. Prom Queen
    Rank: Regular Character

    Nate(thinking): I really have to do this... no, wait - I can't. I promised Chuck I'd be waiting for him at the bar... Maybe he'll understand... after all, he's a guy, too. But what if he comes and I'm gone? He'll thing I stood him up or something... Oh, screw it! I can't hold this any longer. I HAVE TO PEE!

  6. gossip:)girl

    Bartender: OMG, Nate Archibald, hes SO fierce!
    Nate: ...Im so hot right now.

  7. WINNER!!!

    Spotted: N sitting alone at the bar after a heart-to-heart with his "good-friend" S. Seems to me that D isn't the only lonely boy on the Upper East Side.
    XOXO Gossip Girl

  8. nanda

    why am i sad? im finally get a storyline

  9. Eldrea
    Rank: Guest Star

    Nate: "I wonder if Dan could arrange a threesome for me..."

  10. lizzz

    N: Maybe I should try to be more like Edward Cullen

  11. lizzz

    N: Does the name Nate Archibald mean ANYTHING anymore???

  12. Ggnoob

    Maybe I should feather my manbangs.

  13. C&B4eva

    *Nate thinking*: Yup, I think it's time to say good bye to my man bangs.

  14. Stella
    Rank: Leading Character

    Man, I bet I look good with this sad look hanging alone on the bar.

    or

    #2
    "I miss Blair. No, hold on a second. I'm not Book-Nate, I'm not Book-Nate, I'm not Book-Nate. I'm supposed to chase Serena."

  15. crd
    Rank: Guest Star

    oooo shiny stuffs!!! hilarious lol

  16. Alyssa

    Nate (thinking): I thought *every* girl on this show wanted me.

  17. Blair215

    Nate: I am so sad and bored...drinking away my sorrow...because there was no Gossip Girl episode this week!!! Monday is so far away.

  18. teensoapsgirl_

    Hey everybody! this is an awesome site by the way! i entered this contest my comment should be around here somewhere, i just forgot to say...please follow me on twitter at "www.twitter/teensoapsgirl_.com" or just click on "find people" on your home page a type in "teensoapsgirl_" thank y'all! :P

  19. teensoapsgirl

    *Nate thinking* : boy does my love life stink, maybe i should try a guy? oh look there's one over there, oh and he's eying me too, okay just be myself *Mysterious, lost face*

  20. lucyluvschuck
    Rank: Recurring Character

    I agree with GGFan, tying Twilight into everything is getting REALLY old, and most of it's not remotely funny.

  21. lucyluvschuck
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Bassinine and Pernillekjrs are hilarious!!!!!

  22. GGFan

    Can we COOL IT with the Twilight references? At first it was vaguely funny, but weeks of 'em in a row? It's getting annoying. Can we try to not act like teenyboppers?

  23. Pretty_Natie

    Nate: I'm so hot..but yet I still don't have a girlfriend for practically half a season. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN ME HOW THAT HAPPENS??

  24. i.love.ed
    Rank: Guest Star

    Nate: It's so hard being the beautiful "all girls dream about you" guy... By the end of the day you are all alone in a bar... But let's think of who I didn't sleep with from the girls I know... Hm... Ya! Jenny!!!!!!

  25. Michelle

    IsabellaBass's is the best one. Sooo funny!


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