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Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest CLXXXV

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Welcome to the Grey's Anatomy Insider Caption Contest - the 185th consecutive edition!

This week's winner is April_J. Congratulations! The winning entry now appears below.

Honorable mentions go out to Connie, Alexia and David. Thanks to all for playing!

Best of luck in next week's Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest!

Mark's Women

Lexie: I'm his girlfriend.
Sloane: I'm his daughter.
Lexie: We were happy.
Sloane: I'm pregnant.
Lexie: Excuse me while I go cut off my hand.

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Sloan: Hi. I'm sloan's daughter.
Sloan: What the hell is wrong with you?
Lexie: If you watched Season 5 and 6, you would know that 99% of our cast members are being killed off or already dead. So go get pregnant and be someones weird unknown daughter on Scrubs or House or some other failing show.


Sloane: So...uhh....Grandma....or the baby can call you something else if you like...are you Italian? Nona could work.... Lexie: *laughs* I see you got your sense of humor from your father. You should tr ythat joke on him one time, about him being a grandpa. He'd freak! *walks away* Sloane: uhhhh....I wasn't....ah crap.


Lexie: "You becoming a mother...that's like me becoming my own grandma."


Lexie: I'm 24, how old are you? Miss Sloan: I'm 18, but I look way older than you Lexie: That's good how?


Lexie: 1 a.m.....seriously? My curfew is 2, and I've been around longer than you.


Lexie: All I'm saying is that if you weren't planning on giving me back my change from Mark's gift, maybe you could have bought a new shirt that didn't have big holes in it to wear to Christmas dinner!


Lexie: "And that's when I told Bailey there's no way that it was George, because his legs were too long..." Sloane: *thinking to herself* "Why does my dad have The Twilight Series on his bookshelf?"


Sloan: I'm having a baby! Lexie: That can't be so! Shonda says Grey's Anatomy doesn't do babies!


Lexie: Thankyou for my diary, it'll be very useful. Ms Sloan: Well I've written a few things in there, like my 19th birthday, so you can organise my dad buying my presents. Oh, I also put in a date that would be good to organise my baby shower, about two weeeks before I'm due. Then my dad won't have to buy all the baby stuff I'll need. Lexie: ....!!!!!


Lexie: Wanna be friends?

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

Nobody's memory is perfect or complete. We jumble things up. We lose track of time. We are in one place... then another and it all feels like one long, inescapable moment. So, what does it mean? What do we take away? Which pieces will haunt us? Hurt us? End us? Inspire us? It's just like my mother used to say, the carousel never stops turning. You can't get off.


We're all going to die. We don't get much say over how or when, but we do get to decide how we're gonna live. So, do it. Decide. Is this the life you want to live? Is this the person you want to love? Is this the best you can be? Can you be stronger? Kinder? More Compassionate? Decide. Breathe in. Breathe out and decide.