Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest CLXXXV

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Welcome to the Grey's Anatomy Insider Caption Contest - the 185th consecutive edition!

This week's winner is April_J. Congratulations! The winning entry now appears below.

Honorable mentions go out to Connie, Alexia and David. Thanks to all for playing!

Best of luck in next week's Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest!

Mark's Women

Lexie: I'm his girlfriend.
Sloane: I'm his daughter.
Lexie: We were happy.
Sloane: I'm pregnant.
Lexie: Excuse me while I go cut off my hand.

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Sloan: Hi. I'm sloan's daughter.
Lexie: RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!!!!
Sloan: What the hell is wrong with you?
Lexie: If you watched Season 5 and 6, you would know that 99% of our cast members are being killed off or already dead. So go get pregnant and be someones weird unknown daughter on Scrubs or House or some other failing show.

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Sloane: So...uhh....Grandma....or the baby can call you something else if you like...are you Italian? Nona could work.... Lexie: *laughs* I see you got your sense of humor from your father. You should tr ythat joke on him one time, about him being a grandpa. He'd freak! *walks away* Sloane: uhhhh....I wasn't....ah crap.

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Lexie: "You becoming a mother...that's like me becoming my own grandma."

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Lexie: I'm 24, how old are you? Miss Sloan: I'm 18, but I look way older than you Lexie: That's good how?

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Lexie: 1 a.m.....seriously? My curfew is 2, and I've been around longer than you.

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Lexie: All I'm saying is that if you weren't planning on giving me back my change from Mark's gift, maybe you could have bought a new shirt that didn't have big holes in it to wear to Christmas dinner!

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Lexie: "And that's when I told Bailey there's no way that it was George, because his legs were too long..." Sloane: *thinking to herself* "Why does my dad have The Twilight Series on his bookshelf?"

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Sloan: I'm having a baby! Lexie: That can't be so! Shonda says Grey's Anatomy doesn't do babies!

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Lexie: Thankyou for my diary, it'll be very useful. Ms Sloan: Well I've written a few things in there, like my 19th birthday, so you can organise my dad buying my presents. Oh, I also put in a date that would be good to organise my baby shower, about two weeeks before I'm due. Then my dad won't have to buy all the baby stuff I'll need. Lexie: ....!!!!!

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Lexie: Wanna be friends?

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

Did you say it? 'I love you. I don't ever want to live without you. You changed my life.' Did you say it? Make a plan. Set a goal. Work toward it, but every now and then, look around; Drink it in 'cause this is it. It might all be gone tomorrow."

Meredith (closing voiceover)

Lexie: [narrating] Grief may be a thing we all have in common, but it looks different on everyone.
Mark: It isn't just death we have to grieve. It's life. It's loss. It's change.
Alex: And when we wonder why it has to suck so much sometimes, has to hurt so bad. The thing we gotta try to remember is that it can turn on a dime.
Izzie: That's how you stay alive. When it hurts so much you can't breathe, that's how you survive.
Derek: By remembering that one day, somehow, impossibly, you won't feel this way. It won't hurt this much.
Bailey: Grief comes in its own time for everyone, in its own way.
Owen: So the best we can do, the best anyone can do, is try for honesty.
Meredith: The really crappy thing, the very worst part of grief is that you can't control it.
Arizona: The best we can do is try to let ourselves feel it when it comes.
Callie: And let it go when we can.
Meredith: The very worst part is that the minute you think you're past it, it starts all over again.
Cristina: And always, every time, it takes your breath away.
Meredith: There are five stages of grief. They look different on all of us, but there are always five.
Alex: Denial.
Derek: Anger.
Bailey: Bargaining.
Lexie: Depression.
Richard: Acceptance.