Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest CLXXXV

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Welcome to the Grey's Anatomy Insider Caption Contest - the 185th consecutive edition!

This week's winner is April_J. Congratulations! The winning entry now appears below.

Honorable mentions go out to Connie, Alexia and David. Thanks to all for playing!

Best of luck in next week's Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest!

Mark's Women

Lexie: I'm his girlfriend.
Sloane: I'm his daughter.
Lexie: We were happy.
Sloane: I'm pregnant.
Lexie: Excuse me while I go cut off my hand.

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Sloan: Hi. I'm sloan's daughter.
Lexie: RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!!!!
Sloan: What the hell is wrong with you?
Lexie: If you watched Season 5 and 6, you would know that 99% of our cast members are being killed off or already dead. So go get pregnant and be someones weird unknown daughter on Scrubs or House or some other failing show.

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Sloane: So...uhh....Grandma....or the baby can call you something else if you like...are you Italian? Nona could work.... Lexie: *laughs* I see you got your sense of humor from your father. You should tr ythat joke on him one time, about him being a grandpa. He'd freak! *walks away* Sloane: uhhhh....I wasn't....ah crap.

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Lexie: "You becoming a mother...that's like me becoming my own grandma."

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Lexie: I'm 24, how old are you? Miss Sloan: I'm 18, but I look way older than you Lexie: That's good how?

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Lexie: 1 a.m.....seriously? My curfew is 2, and I've been around longer than you.

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Lexie: All I'm saying is that if you weren't planning on giving me back my change from Mark's gift, maybe you could have bought a new shirt that didn't have big holes in it to wear to Christmas dinner!

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Lexie: "And that's when I told Bailey there's no way that it was George, because his legs were too long..." Sloane: *thinking to herself* "Why does my dad have The Twilight Series on his bookshelf?"

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Sloan: I'm having a baby! Lexie: That can't be so! Shonda says Grey's Anatomy doesn't do babies!

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Lexie: Thankyou for my diary, it'll be very useful. Ms Sloan: Well I've written a few things in there, like my 19th birthday, so you can organise my dad buying my presents. Oh, I also put in a date that would be good to organise my baby shower, about two weeeks before I'm due. Then my dad won't have to buy all the baby stuff I'll need. Lexie: ....!!!!!

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Lexie: Wanna be friends?

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

The first time I kissed my wife, she wasn't my wife then, she was just this girl in a bar. But when we kissed, it was like, I gotta tell you, it was like I'd never kissed any other woman before. It was like my first kiss. The right kiss.

Derek

[narrating] "At some point, you have to make a decision. Boundaries don't keep other people out, they fence you in. Life is messy, that's how we're made. So you can waste your life drawing lines or you can live your life crossing them. But there are some lines that are way too dangerous to cross. Here's what I know. If you're willing to throw caution to the wind and take a chance, the view from the other side... is spectacular."

MEREDITH