Sloane: I'm prettier than you
Lexie: No, I'm prettier than you
Sloane: Mark Sloan is my father
Lexie: Well, Mark Sloan is my partner
marriedmymcdreamy
November 23rd, 2009 8:14 AM
Chyler: Well, I'm just saying, Ellen and I were both REALLY pregnant, but our characters didn't get to have babies, how come you get to be pregnant on the show?
marriedmymcdreamy
November 23rd, 2009 8:13 AM
Lexie : So you see, either you get off my couch and go somewhere else, or I stuff this Christmas tree where the sun doesn't shine!
deme
November 23rd, 2009 4:41 AM
Lexie:As I am beautiful the your hairs, your who's who hairdresser? want to also go i.
Sloan:The my hairdresser is Derek Shepherd
nede
November 23rd, 2009 12:19 AM
Sloan: yup well i guess your my new mom
Lexie: well i do feel like a new mother..im already drinking and u have caused me emotional and physical pain
atheart282
November 22nd, 2009 8:25 PM
omg these are freaking hilarious!!! ::
lovingslexie Says:
November 22nd, 2009 7:17 PM
Sloane: Hey mom...
Lexie: yeah, say that again and I will introduce this hand to your face.
David Says:
November 21st, 2009 12:09 AM
Sloane: McSteamy did the McNasty with my McMother? That McBastard!
April_J Says:
November 20th, 2009 2:22 PM
Lexie: I'm his girlfriend.
Sloane: I'm his daughter.
Lexie: We were happy.
Sloane: I'm pregnant.
Lexie: Excuse me while I go cut off my hand.
lovingslexie
November 22nd, 2009 7:46 PM
Lexie: wow, it's so nice to talk to someone my age.
lovingslexie
November 22nd, 2009 7:44 PM
Lexie: why are you even here?
Sloane: don't you know? i'm the terminator.
lovingslexie
November 22nd, 2009 7:43 PM
Lexie: this hand is powerful and can do some damage...
Sloane: so
Lexie: vapid, vapid, girl.
lovingslexie
November 22nd, 2009 7:34 PM
sloane to self : she keeps on talking and i couldn't care less.
lovingslexie
November 22nd, 2009 7:32 PM
Lexie: we have something in common...cradles
lovingslexie
November 22nd, 2009 7:24 PM
Lexie: here's the thing, I don't like you.
lovingslexie
November 22nd, 2009 7:17 PM
Sloane: Hey mom...
Lexie: yeah, say that again and I will introduce this hand to your face.
mfcgal
November 22nd, 2009 6:54 PM
Lexie: duh! Can't you see? I am old enough to have a glass of wine...
Sloan: and I am old enough to be pregnant, seriously what' your point?
Dimples61
November 22nd, 2009 4:11 PM
TY Keli:)
tribeka
November 22nd, 2009 2:58 PM
Lexie: Hey, i'm Lexie and i'm boring...
Sloan: Hi, i'm Sloan's daughter and i'm boring too...
Mark: (Thinking) I'm boring, i have a boring girlfriend and a boring daughter. I'm so boring happy!!!
MrsPattinsonDiggoryCullen
November 22nd, 2009 2:06 PM
My favorite:
David Says:
November 21st, 2009 12:09 AM
Sloane: McSteamy did the McNasty with my McMother? That McBastard!
blahdeeblah
November 22nd, 2009 12:58 PM
Lexie: I know right? His ego is this big, and his equipment is THIS big.
Sloan: I totally want to do him now. Oh my god, that's like totally incest. You wouldn't mind sharing him, would you? We could totally do a threesome!
celine
November 22nd, 2009 12:34 PM
good one connie!
shred
November 22nd, 2009 10:27 AM
Sloan: What happen to your finger?
Lexie: I cut it off.
Sloan: Oh! How did that happen?
Lexie: It all started with a blond...
MrsMcdreamy2903
November 22nd, 2009 5:36 AM
Lexie: Hi, I am going to be your new mummy
Slone: Help me! crazy women after me
Jo
November 22nd, 2009 5:24 AM
Lexie: Are you sure you're 18 you sure look like you just had your lips botoxed or something
Sloane: Im sorry what did you say?
Lexie: Oh nothing! now going back to that change where the hell is my freakin change!?
Ashley
November 21st, 2009 11:05 PM
Lexie: No way my mine are perkier than yours! Just look!
Facial
November 21st, 2009 8:52 PM
Lexie - I told you not to put up the Christmas tree when it's not even Thanksgiving yet!
Sloane - Will someone needed to make up for Izzie being gone!
November 23rd, 2009 8:31 AM
Sloane: I'm prettier than you
Lexie: No, I'm prettier than you
Sloane: Mark Sloan is my father
Lexie: Well, Mark Sloan is my partner
November 23rd, 2009 8:14 AM
Chyler: Well, I'm just saying, Ellen and I were both REALLY pregnant, but our characters didn't get to have babies, how come you get to be pregnant on the show?
November 23rd, 2009 8:13 AM
Lexie : So you see, either you get off my couch and go somewhere else, or I stuff this Christmas tree where the sun doesn't shine!
November 23rd, 2009 4:41 AM
Lexie:As I am beautiful the your hairs, your who's who hairdresser? want to also go i.
Sloan:The my hairdresser is Derek Shepherd
November 23rd, 2009 12:19 AM
Sloan: yup well i guess your my new mom
Lexie: well i do feel like a new mother..im already drinking and u have caused me emotional and physical pain
November 22nd, 2009 8:25 PM
omg these are freaking hilarious!!! ::
lovingslexie Says:
November 22nd, 2009 7:17 PM
Sloane: Hey mom...
Lexie: yeah, say that again and I will introduce this hand to your face.
David Says:
November 21st, 2009 12:09 AM
Sloane: McSteamy did the McNasty with my McMother? That McBastard!
April_J Says:
November 20th, 2009 2:22 PM
Lexie: I'm his girlfriend.
Sloane: I'm his daughter.
Lexie: We were happy.
Sloane: I'm pregnant.
Lexie: Excuse me while I go cut off my hand.
November 22nd, 2009 7:46 PM
Lexie: wow, it's so nice to talk to someone my age.
November 22nd, 2009 7:44 PM
Lexie: why are you even here?
Sloane: don't you know? i'm the terminator.
November 22nd, 2009 7:43 PM
Lexie: this hand is powerful and can do some damage...
Sloane: so
Lexie: vapid, vapid, girl.
November 22nd, 2009 7:34 PM
sloane to self : she keeps on talking and i couldn't care less.
November 22nd, 2009 7:32 PM
Lexie: we have something in common...cradles
November 22nd, 2009 7:24 PM
Lexie: here's the thing, I don't like you.
November 22nd, 2009 7:17 PM
Sloane: Hey mom...
Lexie: yeah, say that again and I will introduce this hand to your face.
November 22nd, 2009 6:54 PM
Lexie: duh! Can't you see? I am old enough to have a glass of wine...
Sloan: and I am old enough to be pregnant, seriously what' your point?
November 22nd, 2009 4:11 PM
TY Keli:)
November 22nd, 2009 2:58 PM
Lexie: Hey, i'm Lexie and i'm boring...
Sloan: Hi, i'm Sloan's daughter and i'm boring too...
Mark: (Thinking) I'm boring, i have a boring girlfriend and a boring daughter. I'm so boring happy!!!
November 22nd, 2009 2:06 PM
My favorite:
David Says:
November 21st, 2009 12:09 AM
Sloane: McSteamy did the McNasty with my McMother? That McBastard!
November 22nd, 2009 12:58 PM
Lexie: I know right? His ego is this big, and his equipment is THIS big.
Sloan: I totally want to do him now. Oh my god, that's like totally incest. You wouldn't mind sharing him, would you? We could totally do a threesome!
November 22nd, 2009 12:34 PM
good one connie!
November 22nd, 2009 10:27 AM
Sloan: What happen to your finger?
Lexie: I cut it off.
Sloan: Oh! How did that happen?
Lexie: It all started with a blond...
November 22nd, 2009 5:36 AM
Lexie: Hi, I am going to be your new mummy
Slone: Help me! crazy women after me
November 22nd, 2009 5:24 AM
Lexie: Are you sure you're 18 you sure look like you just had your lips botoxed or something
Sloane: Im sorry what did you say?
Lexie: Oh nothing! now going back to that change where the hell is my freakin change!?
November 21st, 2009 11:05 PM
Lexie: No way my mine are perkier than yours! Just look!
November 21st, 2009 8:52 PM
Lexie - I told you not to put up the Christmas tree when it's not even Thanksgiving yet!
Sloane - Will someone needed to make up for Izzie being gone!
November 21st, 2009 8:15 PM
ahahaha Dimples61, that was hella funny!