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The Simpsons Quotes: "The Devil Wears Nada"

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After taking off the last month for the World Series and the Family Guy live-action special, The Simpsons returned last night with its episode, "The Devil Wears Nada," which was meant to coincide with Marge Simpson's Playboy spread.

During the episode, Marge posed for a calendar and ended up in much more provactive pictures than she thought.  However, the photos got her all the attention from the town, but none from Homer.

Marge and Ned Share Fruit

That's because Homer was busy following Carl around as his new assistant.  All in all it made for some great Simpsons quotes.  Here are some of our favorites from the episode:

Lenny: I'm gonna miss Ted, he was a good supervisor
Carl: Definitely hands off. He didn't mind if we punched out late
Homer: And he didn't mind that we made a few changes to the soda machine...mmm... beer | permalink
Bart: Stop dragging me! When I get older I'm gonna drag you around and buy you clothes.
Marge: Oh, that's wonderful! | permalink
Marge: You two are going out? I thought I told you the Flanderers were coming over for dinner.
Lisa: I'm having a tea party at Jamie's.
Bart: And I'm having a stink bomb party at the house next to Jamie's... no connection. | permalink
Rod: We thought you were gonna die.
Tod: And then Uncle Kevin would have to raise us.
Rod: And his funny friend, David.
Ned Flanders: Oh I'd put rocks in your pocket and walk you out to sea for before I'd let that happen. | permalink
Ned: I'm not thinking straight, why did I have that wine cooler last month? | permalink
Homer [about Marge and Ned having an affair]: My wife and my worst friend. Could it be? | permalink

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Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

Wow, now I see why they call you Miss Hoover. You must have been vacuuming for an hour.

Bart