While we're not entirely sold on the Chelsea plotline that has been the focus of season seven of Two and a Half Men, it certainly has led to some unique storylines.

During this week's episode, Alan suggested to Chelsea that she solve her lifelong backpains with a boob reduction.  We're pretty sure we've never seen Charlie angrier.

For one of the first times we can remember in seven season, Charlie kicked Alan out of the house and went so far as to pray and even cry.  Charlie's reactions were definitely the highlight of the episode.

Meanwhile, Alan spent the weekend at his mother's, which as always led to some hilarious Evelyn moments.  You can catch up with the full events of this decent episode in our "Give Me Your Thumb" recap.

Now for some of the best Two and a Half Men quotes of the half hour:

Charlie: I'll tell you what helps pain, pain pills. In fact, I saw a guy on the news with a nail in his head and thanks to pain pills he was laughing
Alan: What about addiction?
Charlie: That's the least of his problem, he has a nail in his head! | permalink

Charlie [to Alan]: Let's make one thing clear, the only acceptable boob reduction in this house is you moving out | permalink

Evelyn [to Alan]: You suggested Charlie's fiancee get small breasts? Why not reinstate prohibition while you're at it? | permalink

Chelsea: They're not our boobs, they're my breasts
Charlie: If you were to dust them for prints right now, who would be suspects number one? | permalink

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