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Two and a Half Men Review: "Give Me Your Thumb"

While we're not entirely sold on the Chelsea plotline that has been the focus of season seven of Two and a Half Men, it certainly has led to some unique storylines.

During this week's episode, Alan suggested to Chelsea that she solve her lifelong backpains with a boob reduction.  We're pretty sure we've never seen Charlie angrier.

Alan Helps Chelsea

For one of the first times we can remember in seven season, Charlie kicked Alan out of the house and went so far as to pray and even cry.  Charlie's reactions were definitely the highlight of the episode.

Meanwhile, Alan spent the weekend at his mother's, which as always led to some hilarious Evelyn moments.  You can catch up with the full events of this decent episode in our "Give Me Your Thumb" recap.

Now for some of the best Two and a Half Men quotes of the half hour:

Charlie: I'll tell you what helps pain, pain pills. In fact, I saw a guy on the news with a nail in his head and thanks to pain pills he was laughing
Alan: What about addiction?
Charlie: That's the least of his problem, he has a nail in his head! | permalink
Charlie [to Alan]: Let's make one thing clear, the only acceptable boob reduction in this house is you moving out | permalink
Evelyn [to Alan]: You suggested Charlie's fiancee get small breasts? Why not reinstate prohibition while you're at it? | permalink
Chelsea: They're not our boobs, they're my breasts
Charlie: If you were to dust them for prints right now, who would be suspects number one? | permalink

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1 Comment

  1. bond james Says:

    The next chapter in Charlies life will be Jennifer Garner. Shes coming on set to teach Angus THRILLER moves for the school, Charlies impressed with her fine body and beautiful smile, plus BEN is in Boston and should not leave her alone. Ben gets so jeolous he wants to come back to California, true love should never be apart............

    Charlie drops the engagment that
    he was rushed into by CBS suits,
    the suits get laid off,
    and Charlie is singing jingles with Jennifer. They do a MJ dancing
    video on utube,
    and they want Paula Abdul to join in, she's got lots of free time now,she said ok, but when the day came work, she forgot her pretyped notes and got in a traffic jam, oh those L.A. freeways from hell.

    In a last minute rush, Lorre was lucky enough to get Nicollette Sheridan to do the dance routine with Jen, it worked out pretty good anyway without Paula,
    because Marc Cherry doesnt realize what he lost,,,,,,,,obviously Charlies GAIN....
    look forward to how Jennifer and Nicollete battle for Charlies dance team with Angus leading the sqad, wow- hes got the moves.....Jon Cryer is left geting Charlie's leftovers, you have to watch to see whitch one....too hot to put in the fridge.....
    stay tuned

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