Desperate Housewives

We don't know what happens when a tree falls in a forest with no one around - but we can now say for certain what takes place when a plane crashes on to Wisteria Lane in front of millions of viewers:

Fan chaos!

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Meanwhile, as other characters recover from injuries sustained in this accident, the show is casting for medical personnel. Among the roles ABC recently sent out notices for:

• Joyce, a a physical therapist who will help rehabilitate a patient;
• Dr. Graham, a female psychotherapist that will stick around for at least two episodes and treat Katherine... inside a mental asylum.