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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 80 Comments (Page 3)

144 Comments

  1. SimplyShelbySJL
    Rank: Guest Star

    Chuck: Hey Blair...

    Blair: Yeah?

    Chuck: Is it just me or are these story lines getting as predictive as knowing Serena's going to have her cleavage all up in our faces each episode?

  2. SimplyShelbySJL
    Rank: Guest Star

    Chuck: Oh Serena slept with a married man... wow nobody saw that one coming (very sarcastic).

    Blair: Oh Nate loves Serena... Good job writers, another big surprise for season three. Woohoo! (Also sarcastic)

  3. Cynnie4

    CHUCK: Hey, Blair, did you notice that I'm not making eye contact with you?
    BLAIR: Yes, Chuck. I'm not looking at you either.
    CHUCK: You know, first it was no sex. Then the next thing you know, we're not even talking to each other! Fans, are you getting the message? The writers want us to break up!
    VANESSA: Hooray! Then we can have Vuck!
    BLAIR: Pie...my only friend...

  4. Samantha

    Chuck: Stop trying to play the wife!
    Blair: [offended] All you had to do was tell me you didn't like the turkey...

  5. ry123red

    Blair: Turkey, turkey, turkey, turkey, turkey.

  6. B.Waldorf*

    Chuck: Is there any man here you want me to kiss so you can have the Thanksgiving speech?
    Blair: *Looks down speechless*

  7. N&S [for now]
    Rank: Guest Star

    Haha thanks, everyone:]

    Oh, and to Shadow; haha, YES, I did used to be D&S[forever]! So funny you noticed.

    In season two, I started to dislike Dan, and now, in season three, I very well may HATE him. Haha. Serena is pretty annoying too, but I love Nate, and Nate loves her, so N&S it is!

    :]

  8. Samantha

    Chuck: Stop trying to play the wife!
    Blair: Are my turkey-cooking skills really that bad?
    Chuck: Yes Blair. Please, don't ever try to be the dinner-cooking domestic-housewife again.

  9. SimplyShelbySJL
    Rank: Guest Star

    Blair: "Great, Another Serena centered storyline..." (Speaking sarcastically)

    Chuck: "Yep... So wanna go make-out?"

    Blair: "Please (scoffs) ... Like the writers let us do anything fun anymore."

  10. Shadow

    N&S [for now]'s for the win! Just wondering-- did you used to be D&S [forever]? I follow these contests and I'm pretty sure its you. D&S had some good ones! Anyways, I loved yours a lot:]!!!!

  11. Rachel

    Blair: So they saw it. It's all over gossip girl.
    Chuck: Well everyone knows sex tapes are bound to come out sometime.
    Blair: Yes, but you were wearing your scarf!

  12. GeorginaSparks
    Rank: Extra

    Chuck: We need to find a way to keep that Turkey away from the guests.

    Blair: I want daddy's pie...

  13. Mustikas

    N&S [for now]- yours was pretty clever, but i laughed so hard over dottydear10's caption.. It was way too easy to imagine the turkey singing :D

  14. i.love.ed
    Rank: Guest Star

    Maddie you're hilarious! It's true:( But I just hope that maybe, maybe all of our comments here on this site will not be in vain and maybe the producers will bring Chair to life again!

  15. sabrina

    Blair: My sneaky mother! who does she think she is trying to pull one over on me!
    Chuck: and how do you feel about that?
    Blair: I feel like shes hiding stuff from me, and i don't like it!
    Chuck: Interesting, and how do you feel about that?
    Blair: I already told you!
    Chuck: and how do you feel about that?
    Blair: Okay, seriously? shut up!
    Chuck: and how does that make you feel?
    Blair: oh boy, its gonna be a long night *Blair takes a sip if champagne*

    ( Follow me on twitter @sabrinaisonline )

  16. Elise of the Upper East Side
    Rank: Recurring Character

    haha maddie! thats perfect!!!

  17. LHLA

    CHUCK: (last song syndrome) She's staring at me I wonder what she's thinking...*humming*
    BLAIR: Ughh... that song again..
    RUFUS: Wow dude, what song is that? maybe I could mix that with my new hippie song I just wrote a while ago..
    CHUCK: I suppose,uhhm I could tell you- but- I wouldn't.
    RUFUS: OMGIEE WHy?! you are so meaan!
    CHUCK: IM CHUCK BASS..

  18. emma

    chuck: well, that certainley wasn't one of our, *ahem* wiser experients

    blair: no.

  19. Alex

    Blair: I have a tattoo on my ass
    Chuck: How come I haven't notice?
    Blair: Because it doesn't say "Chuck Bass"

  20. i.love.ed
    Rank: Guest Star

    Chuck thinking: Is that some syrup on the table? I bet we could use it in other purposes... Let's go back to the hotel!...

    Blair: Well, you there aren't any secrets or people to blackmail and back stab here, ok...

  21. Maddie

    MISSING: CHUCK AND BLAIR
    Last seen Season 2 Episode 25.
    Any information please call.

  22. Eliza
    Rank: Guest Star

    Chuck (thinking): I bet if Blair got on that table and did a strip tease people would finally wake up and love Gossip Girl again...

  23. Lively Leighton
    Rank: Regular Character

    Blair:(whispering to chuck) so we have a troll at our table, a racoon...
    Chuck:(whispering back)an even bigger troll, A hooker,and Humphrey.. The only thing missing is a gnome.
    Cyrus(off camera enters the room) Not enough
    Blair: Oh God.. thanks bass for jinxing us!

  24. sweet rachel

    Blair: So do you want the breast of the thigh?
    Chuck: Are we talking about you or the turkey?

  25. Queen B and King N

    HAHA. WOW, D&S[forever] IS MY FAVORITEEE!!


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