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  1. Elise of the Upper East Side
    Rank: Recurring Character

    haha eternallytrue thats good!!

  2. eternallytrue
    Rank: New User

    Blair: Do you realize that if my mother is pregnant the child will probably come out short and bald like Cyrus! This is unacceptable.

    Chuck: Wow, Blair, you really don't know anything about children. All babies come out short and bald. It's kind of part of being a baby.

    Blair: See, Chuck, it's those kinds of comments that are the reason you're not getting any sex.

    Chuck: Really? I thought it was because we instantly became an old married couple and completely changed our personalities. My mistake.

  3. Elise of the Upper East Side
    Rank: Recurring Character

    CORRECTION:

    blair: remember when thanksgiving really did have secrets, and gossip girl was about our glamourous and scandalous lives?
    chuck: blair, please, your annoying talk is ruining my new mature and wise mindset. please.
    blair: ugh! you used to be so funny, sexy, and interesting!! what has happened to you chuck?!
    chuck: what has happened to you blair? you're the one who went from sexy, clever, and lovable to annoying and winey. you have no purpose on this show.
    blair: good point. I guess I know what's happened to us both...the gossip girl writers have ruined us, and thus ruined the show.
    chuck: wow! that conversation was the longest and most interesting we've had all season! did they finally give us screen time??!
    leighton: wait, no! we're off camera. are you kidding me?!
    ed: typical.

  4. Elise of the Upper East Side
    Rank: Recurring Character

    blair: remember when thanksgiving really did have secrets, and gossip girl was about our glamourous and scandalous lives?
    chuck: blair, please, your annoying talk is ruining my new mature and wise mindset. please.
    blair: ugh! you used to be so funny, sexy, and interesting!! what has happened to you chuck?!
    chuck: what has happened to you blair? you're the one who went from sexy, clever, and lovable. now, you're annoying and you have no purpose.
    blair: good point. I guess I know what's happened to us both...the gossip girl writers have ruined us, and thus ruined the show.
    chuck: wow! that conversation was the longest and most interesting we've had all season! did they finally give us screen time??!
    leighton: no, we're off camera. are you kidding me?!
    ed: typical.

  5. *iheartgg*

    Blair: Sorry, Chuck, but your presence doesn't make the turkey any more appealing.

  6. uknouloveme

    Blair: Im so mad at Nate. What kind of person films people having hot sex and puts it on the internet for everybody to see?
    Chuck: Yur completely right, its terrible.
    Blair: So what do you want to do now?
    Chuck: You wanna go in my room and watch the limo scene again?
    Blair: absolutely.

  7. uknouloveme

    Blair: so next episode, serena will get in a car accident?
    chuck: yup.
    Blair: nate and serena will make up?
    chuck: yup.
    Blair: you and I will finally have a hot scene together?
    chuck: nope.
    Blair: dam!

  8. Livi

    Blair: "Serena made the turkey."
    Chuck: "I can tell. You try it first."
    Blair: "No you first, you're her step brother."
    Chuck: "You're her best friend."
    Blair: "You tried having sex her."
    Chuck: "You'll end up throwing it up."
    Blair: "I guess I'm first."

  9. meestwick
    Rank: Guest Star

    B: Really Chuck? You're stealing turkey legs? Take that out of your pants.
    C: Blair, that's not a turkey leg...

  10. Harelwquin Romance

    Ed: What is wrong with the GG writers this season?
    Leighton: You'd think they could make a goof fake turkey!

  11. Luv

    I like N&S [for now]s. Evryone else is using her (or his, lol) idea.

  12. Stella
    Rank: Leading Character

    Leighton: Ed, they made effing guest stars of us.
    Ed: You don't say.

  13. Chuckles

    Blair: *sighs* *thinking* If only his "thing" were this size...
    Chuck: *sighs* *thinking* If only her breasts were this size...

  14. DevilishB

    Love N&S [for now]'s and S's! Sooo wonderful!

  15. Lilly

    Chuck: What is it that we are staring at again on the other side of the table?
    Blair: I'm not sure... I wanna say it's Jenny, but I'm pretty sure it's just a raccoon.

  16. sarah

    omfg prom_queen,so hilarious!

  17. Prom Queen (sorry Klaus-Kol is hotter)
    Rank: Regular Character

    CORRECTION

    Chuck: I can't believe that you did this to me, Blair. After all we've been through, after all the pain and the drama... I even told you I love you, and you had to destroy everything.
    Blair: Chuck, will you...
    Chuck: I let you alone for 5 minutes - only 5 minutes, and when I got back I faced this... this brutality!
    Blair: Oh, get over it Chuck! It was just the last piece of pie for god's sake!

  18. Sophie

    @Blair Van Bald Bass hilarious!

  19. Sophie

    Blair: If someone makes me eat this turkey I REALLY have to get back to throwing up afterwards!

  20. Prom Queen (sorry Klaus-Kol is hotter)
    Rank: Regular Character

    Chuck: I can't believe that you did this to me, Blair. After all we've been together, after all the pain and the drama... I even told you I love you, and you had to destroy everything.
    Blair: Chuck, will you...
    Chuck: I let you alone for 5 minutes - only 5 minutes, and when I got back I faced this... this brutality!
    Blair: Oh, get over it Chuck! It was just the last piece of pie for god's sake!

  21. Jo-Mama

    Blair: Gross, a whole turkey? We already did Blair Waldorf must pie.

    Chuck: not enough...

  22. Simmi

    "please excuse me, i've got cold-turkey feet"

  23. Sammie

    sarah, SweetLily39 Twinsfindme and Angel all awesome. LMAO.

    N&S [for now] for the win!!

  24. xoxonessie
    Rank: Extra

    S and TwinsFindMe: LMAO

  25. Lively Leighton
    Rank: Regular Character

    (0ff camera)

    Leighton(whispering): Ed will you please remove your hand from my leg!

    Ed(whispering): Why? youve never complained before meester!

    Leighton:(whipsers) Yes but Jessica,your girlfriend, is sitting opposite us!


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