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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 80 Comments (Page 5)

144 Comments

  1. Lively Leighton
    Rank: Regular Character

    Blair(thinking): I cant believe lily banned mobiles from the table!
    Chuck:(thinking): I cant Believe lily banned Serena's clevage from the table!

  2. Lively Leighton
    Rank: Regular Character

    Chuck: (thinking) Mmmm Serena's clevage looks good!

    Blair: (thinking) Oh my god he is looking at Serena's clevage,
    (pushes out clevage)that'll get his attention!

  3. Lively Leighton
    Rank: Regular Character

    Blair: Chuck please get your dirty elbow off of the table

  4. kousi

    leighton thinks: God, why do we get so boring storylines?

  5. S.

    B: *sight*
    C: What ?
    B: I guess I prefer when you couldn't say those three words...

  6. D

    B: WTH is Serena wearing?
    C: I`m Chuck Bass...

  7. TwinsFindMe

    Blair: I think mine's better.
    Chuck: No, mine's definitely better.
    Blair: I dated him for fourteen years, I think I can do the Nate Blank Stare way better, okay?!

  8. Angel
    Rank: Guest Star

    Blair and Chuck, ten years in the future, still wondering where their storylines and screentime went.

  9. Layla

    Isabella Waldass, yours is a lot like N&S [fornow]'s. It's funny, but just saying:)

  10. Isabella Waldass
    Rank: Guest Star

    Leighton: I'm done with this 2 seconds storyline that we seem to be getting this season
    Ed: Ditto

  11. Yasmin Gandham

    Blair: Oh god, I can't even look at that turkey. It look horrid!
    Chuck: Or you can eat the whole entire thing and then go to the bathroom and throw up.
    Blair: Hmmmmm

  12. Chaha

    B: Wanna do it in the bathroom?

    C:....sure

  13. Raven White

    Blair thinking : God I wish that was a pie!

  14. Jenna

    Chuck (speaking to turkey): I'm Chuck Bass, now come meet Chuck Bass's tummy. MMMMMM....

    Blair: You've been around Chuck, everyone knows who you are, even turkeys.

  15. Mirandurrr

    Woaah, N&S [fornow]. I LOVE yours. So so great[:

  16. Silica

    Blair: *sigh* Thanksgiving always has secrets!
    Chuck: Then again, so does Christmas. And birthdays, dances, weddings, graduations...Who are we kidding?

  17. Blair Van Bald Bass

    Dorota wasn't kidding: Rufus' cooking is not exactly Top Chef quality.

  18. Eureeka

    Chuck: Tofurkey... seriously!

  19. C&Bfan

    Blair: Don't look now! He's staring at us! He wants to be eaten... but we won't, we are stronger than that...
    Chuck: Who?
    Blair: Duh! The turkey!!

  20. Artemis

    Chuck: -Well Blair…It’s just you and me now…Do you wanna go upstairs?
    Blair: -I've told you before Chuck, the script says I have a headache...apparently they don't wanna show us having sex

  21. Ooh_PIE!

    Blair: Well, at least it's not a Tofurkey...
    Chuck: Hmmph! Give the Trolls a minute.

  22. medison

    blair: (thinking) If I get rid of the turky will he stop staring at her hips?
    chuck:(thinking): The turky looks horribale ,who made it , a monky?

  23. finchel
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Blair (thinking): Goddamn it Chuck, it's thanksgiving, and I'm horny, can't we just sneak off into your limo, I mean I don't think anyone's going to notice if we are gone!

    Chuck: Blair would you take a walk with me down to my limo please?

  24. I'm Buck Chass
    Rank: Extra

    C: Blair, you said there was an Elephant in the room, but I think you'll find it's actually a Turkey.

  25. Blairbitch Project

    Chuck: I knew i should have picked someone who could cook...
    Blair: Who even eats this stuff?Its so full of fat..


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