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  1. ry123red

    little did we know dating Blair did have an effect on Nate:

    Nate (thinking): Oh no hes gonna sneeze, and i havent gotten my shot! Okay if maybe if i move back nonchantly it wont be obvious...

  2. TFV168
    Rank: Guest Star

    Penn: "Wake me up when our hiatus is over."
    Chace: "Dude - you're going to take a three month nap?"

  3. gshow

    Nate:(thinking):yes!he's not looking!hiding my leftover pot in my drink was such an awesome idea!

  4. Repair CHAIR
    Rank: Recurring Character

    sofia lindell Says:
    December 11th, 2009 3:59 PM
    Penn: Hang on, I have to sneeze.
    Chase: Look in the light, look in the light.


    Love this, should def win imo :)

  5. svanderwoodsen
    Rank: Regular Character

    Dan: everytime i see vanessa i JIZZ IN MY PANTS
    Nate: Wow there man, calm down there too much information!

  6. EricVDWIsMyLove
    Rank: Extra

    Nate Thinking: I'd Drink My Coffee But I'm Too Afraid I Might Spit It Out Laughing At The HUGE Zit On Dan's Face!

    Dan Thinking: Nate's Either A) Staring At My Zit Or B) Started Imagining My Face Is Serena's Face. Either Way, Creepy.

  7. chairforeverxoxo
    Rank: Guest Star

    Nate: So then Serena went with Tripp instead of me after I confessed my feelings for her. Isn't that just horrible?
    Dan: Im sorry, what happened?
    Nate: Looks like someone is natefused...... what do you know, I'm rubbing off on you already!

  8. Blair215

    @derena1045

    hahaha this is great.

  9. duck
    Rank: New User

    Nate: Aw man, I can't believe you didn't include me in that threesome.

    Dan: Don't worry, i'm including you right now....

  10. [breezy]

    Nate: Oh, crap. Vanessa just walked in. This is awkward...
    Dan: I don't know what you're talking about. ♫ If I can't see her, she can't see me! ♪

  11. Queen B

    Nate: No offence to Chuck and Blair but you, Dan Humphrey have definitely mastered my blank stare, congratulations!

  12. Carlie

    Dan: you bore me

    nate: you've bore serena

    dan: and you was too stoned to satisfy vanessa!

  13. Serena Vanderbilt

    Nate: Don't throw up, Penn. It's only a show. Blake and I are not getting together in real life.

  14. eternallytrue
    Rank: New User

    Nate: So then Chuck and Blair came home and went straight to their room. It got so loud I finally had to go tell them to keep it down. I mean there was yelling and screaming and banging around and...

    Dan: Oh, stop, Nate. I can't ruin another pair of pants way!

  15. Serena Vanderbilt

    Nate: Don't throw up, Dan. I was only kidding about being in love with Serena. Besides, I thought you were moving on to Vanessa, or a cheap, meaningless fling, with a palette cleanser.

  16. derena1045

    Dan: And this is the face I made when--
    Nate: Dan! Okay, you're not that cool. I've gotten with every girl on the show. Even Jenny.
    Dan: You did WHAT?
    Nate: Oh, um, tutored Jenny in math?
    Dan: No wonder she wanted to drop out last season..

  17. Vanessa&Nate4eva

    Nate: Oooooh, so thats the face you had when Serena said she loved you. No wonder you guys didnt work out.

  18. saga
    Rank: Extra

    Nate: Oh GOD! Don't tell me that's what you looked like when you had a threesome!
    Dan: Why? What's wrong with it?
    Nate: That answers you question if you'll gonna have one again.
    Dan: It's such a turn-on right?
    Nate: No. The future don't look THAT good.

  19. saga
    Rank: Extra

    Nate: What the hell is that?
    Dan: What? What is it?
    Nate: Nah. My bad. It's just your face.

  20. chair1213

    Nate's mind: oh god, he's reliving his threesome!

  21. BrGirl
    Rank: Recurring Character

    HAHAHA! Dan´s face is insanely funny!

  22. math

    *10 steps to make Serena fall in love with you*
    Dan: now, you have to repeat my face. I did it when I first had sex with her.
    Nate: thanks, dude, but let's skip to the next step - i've already had sex with her. *cof*

  23. Sarah

    Dan : Sorry I fell asleep, I was just thinking about how BORING the threesome was. You should have joined in, make things a bit more interesting

    Nate ... :O

  24. Shana

    Dan: Yhhh that feels good!
    Nate:Dan! have a bit of respect, this is a public place.

  25. Bitch Elizabeth the Third
    Rank: Extra

    Dan: I think it's coming...it's coming...

    Nate: Look into the light!

    Gag Reel, anyone?


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