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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 81 Comments (Page 5)

158 Comments

  1. HRS

    1...2...3

    Sneeze contest ...ON!

  2. Dr. Temperance Brennan-Booth
    Rank: Extra

    D: Yeah! Let's have a twosome. At sneezing of course.
    N: When will you get it? The other person is supposed to be a complete stranger! Ugh, you disgust me.

  3. MANDY
    Rank: Guest Star

    Nate: *sips coffee* AH, so orgasmic.
    Dan: Rawr. I know, bruddaaaah.
    Nate: *wiggles eyebrows at Dan*

  4. serenatechair
    Rank: Extra

    Nate: I'm with Vanessa. This new face of Dan's is weird.

  5. Autumnxx

    Nate: Whoa, Dan! When I said I wanted to know everything about the threesome, I didn't mean SHOW me!

  6. Rebecca

    Dan: "OMG! What is this!?!"
    Nate: "Dude, it's an orgasm."
    Dan: "Ohhh, oh wow. It never felt like this with Serena."

  7. Michelle
    Rank: Guest Star

    Dan is blinded by the glory of Nate having more than one facial expression.

  8. Pretty_Natie

    Nate: What's that face?
    Dan: What face? I'm not doing a face.
    Nate: Yeah you're doing a..new face.
    Dan: Why does everyone keep telling me that?! Is it attractive at least?
    Nate: It honestly looks like you're pooping your pants.

  9. Pretty_Natie

    Dan: Oh yesss.. this coffee is SO good..
    Nate: ...Ok, I can't drink this anymore.

  10. MotherChuckingBasstard
    Rank: Guest Star

    Dan: UGH
    Nate: I can't believe you didn't know Vanessa was really a man...

  11. tsunamarama
    Rank: Extra

    Nate: Oh, so thats Dans new face Olivia was telling me about..

  12. Joanne Archiass

    Dan: When I close my eyes, I feel like Serena
    Nate: Dude, for the last time, NO. I am not going to kiss you!

  13. Jenna

    Nate: I don't know why I stuck up for you when Chuck was being all hormonal in season 1, now I have to sit here and talk about your feelings and whatever.
    Dan: Dude, I'm the one that ends up getting your sloppy seconds, first serena, now vanessa!
    Nate: I love you man!
    Dan: Enough with the Bromance.... its getting weird!
    Nate: I'm not gay!
    Dan: Didn't you watch the Bromance show a couple a years ago?
    Nate: No
    Dan: Yea me either Jenny used to watch it.
    Nate: Right.

  14. roxie kison

    @chairbear-you are so funny. hahaha. =)

  15. Retooser

    Dan: Achoo!
    Nate: Oh no! Swine flu!

  16. NotoriousBass
    Rank: Guest Star

    Nate: No, no, no! You're not doing it right.
    Dan: Huh?
    Nate: This is how you do a Nate-fused face.

  17. xoenii

    Nates: OMG... Dan is gonna sneeze alll over Vanessa!

  18. wishfulxxwaldorf

    correction:
    Nate thinking: Ohhh. Did I always look like that while smoking a joint?

  19. CBFan
    Rank: Leading Character

    Nate: Dan, are you alright?
    Dan: It's my new face.
    Nate: Your new what?
    Dan: Nate, I love you.
    Nate: Didn't you just say the same thing to Vanessa?

  20. *C*

    Nate: So, that's your orgasm face...looks painful. I try to go for surprised...like this! I find chicks dig it.

  21. natalieee

    Dan: Your so hot Nate, I can barley look at you.

  22. Jay

    LOL. ChairBear, your first one is hilarious! xD

  23. lovetobe

    N: Dan! It's been three weeks! Snap out of it!

  24. gossipangel

    Nate: so that's the face you made when you kissed vanessa?

  25. wadda
    Rank: Extra

    Nate: ... So THAT'S your O-face? Dude, no wonder Vanessa's acting all oblivious. You look like you pooped your pants.


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