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"Cross Rhodes"

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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 81 Comments (Page 6)

158 Comments

  1. wadda
    Rank: Extra

    Dan: *retches*
    Nate: Whoa, Dan... calm down. Listen, I know it's tough when the writers pair you up with the most useless character on the show. Trust me, I had the same reaction when they paired me up with her.
    Dan: Oh god... she's going to make me rewatch all her lame documentaries. I just know it.

  2. subrina

    Nate: so when do you think the bitch goergina's gonna pop back into the story
    Dan : sooner or later

  3. Jenny

    Nate: Woah - Dan. You never told me you were a really a woman.... and that you want me to be with you and Vanessa in the next threesome.

  4. sinead

    sofia lindell and kami's cracked me up hahaha

  5. SealTheDeal
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Dan: I'm retarded

    Nate: ohhh that explains a lot

  6. GossipSweety
    Rank: Extra

    Dan: So then I was all, whatever O, I'm totally into V now. So looks like Mrs.Endless Fights can find herself another guy.OMG.
    Nate: Dude, you've been reading way too much Gossip Girl.

  7. Evelina.
    Rank: Extra

    Nate: Ah, so this is the new face Vanessa was talking about...

  8. Hannah

    Haha maddy 133 and ERP!! halarious

  9. ERP

    Nate thinking: holy shit is dan having a seizure right now!
    Dan thinking: I hope my facial expresssion is turning nate on!

  10. GossipGirlRulesTheNation

    Nate: anyways i just want to be with her, i have for years now...
    Dan: Who Blair?
    Nate: NO, Serena!
    Dan: Oh ya, Serena! i forgot about her. Like i said shes just so amazing, i think I'm in love with her...
    Nate: Who? SERENA!?
    Dan: NO, Vanessa!
    Nate: Oh ya, Vanessa! i forgot about her. shes very good in bed!
    Dan: Id rather not talk about you and my ex-girlfriend/step sisters sex life.
    Nate: Oh no..that time i was talking about Jenny, but Serena too!

  11. WishfulxxWaldorf
    Rank: Extra

    kudos Kami!

  12. WishfulxxWaldorf
    Rank: Extra

    Nate thinking: "Ohhh. Did I always look like that?"

  13. Inna

    Nate: Dan I think you might wanna wake up. It's chucky the killing doll. Or not. It's just Olivia still mad. Good luck!

  14. micha

    Nate: That is the new face Vanessa keeps talking about, no wonder Olivia left.
    Dan: This is my "O" face.
    Nate: Oh no man it's supposed to be like this.

  15. Ain't Born Typical

    Nate: Oh, look, it's Serena! She is sooo hot, the way that she forgets to ware her bra and to brush her hair... Oh, look, and now she is making out with a hot brunette...and it's my ex. Vanessa!!

    Dan: Eh, been THERE. Done THAT.

  16. MotherChuckingBasstard
    Rank: Guest Star

    Oh and BTW best picture EVER lol.

  17. sofia lindell

    Penn: Hang on, I have to sneeze.
    Chase: Look in the light, look in the light.

  18. MotherChuckingBasstard
    Rank: Guest Star

    Nate: Dude the more you make that face that faster it will get stuck like that... trust me.
    Dan: I think this face will be called "Dan Fused."

  19. Blair Cornelia Archibald
    Rank: Regular Character

    Nate: Uh Dan... you may wanna get a tissue for the snot.

  20. Stella
    Rank: Leading Character

    Nate: OH! Dan is the manwhore now. That's why I'm supposed to fall in love with Serena again and have to go after her.
    Dan: You do what???

  21. Blairbitch Project

    Dan: I had a threesome and now im gonna nail your ex. You are suuuuch a loser
    Nate: Ohhh Well Played....well played...

  22. Sarah

    Nate: Oh dear god it's Dan's sex face. No wonder Serena & Olivia dumped him

  23. Alyssa

    Nate- *Gasp* Vanessa was right! He does have a new look on his face.

  24. J123
    Rank: Regular Character

    Nate: [thinking] Crap, that's one really big mole.

  25. *C*

    Nate: Wow, so that's the face you made during the threesome...and you wonder why Vanessa didn't respond better to your "I love you."


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