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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 81 Comments (Page 7)

158 Comments

  1. Robin

    eternallytrue: yours line is hilarious xD

  2. Paula

    Nate: And that Vanessa, is the reason why I wanna be with Serena... wait, I was talking to Vanessa, were is she¿¿

    Dan: Under the table, oohh my god!!

  3. Blair215

    Nate: What? Why do you think it is so crazy that I want to be a quantum physics major?

  4. Kami
    Rank: Guest Star

    Nate: Why is Chuck here with that lady I slept with last night?
    Chuck: Guys, this is my mom.
    Nate: .......

  5. k

    Nate: ILL !!! she did that, and showed it to you on her laptop?

    Dan: yeah i freaked out to!

  6. saarele

    You sick, sick people :D


    Nate: OMG! Even Brooklyn kids are no match for acne! Wonder when I'll hit puberty?

  7. eternallytrue
    Rank: New User

    Nate: Dude, when I said you should get with Willa I meant later. One threesome and you think you can just do anything.

  8. Eliza
    Rank: Guest Star

    haha, maddy113 the possbile threesomes thing is amazing =D

  9. Eliza
    Rank: Guest Star

    Nate: Oh my god, Dan. Tell me you are not having an orgasm just because I told you how I fucked Vanessa.

  10. Larissa

    ChairBear - I liked your Jenny's vibrator thing :P

  11. kait

    Dan: ugh
    Nate: oo so you can be in love with mx ex but I can't be in love with yours!

  12. Siri

    Nate: So what does it say?
    Dan: That you and Serena will get together at the end of the season. But you will break up two episodes after that.
    Nate: Oh, no. Are you sure?
    Dan: Of course! You can allways trust my inner eye!

  13. Maddy 133

    Dan: Sorry Nate, what did you say? I was to busy thinking of all the possible three-somes this show has to offer me!!
    Nate:...wtf?

  14. Kleon

    Nate Archibald, the first time he saw Dan Humphrey just up. Still has nightmares

  15. JK

    Nate thinking: wow dan looks super sexy with his eyes like that
    Dan thinking: I wonder if Nate thinks Im sexy with my eyes like this? It worked on Vanessa and Olivia!

  16. OhWowLovely
    Rank: Extra

    Nate: Dan, if you keep on posing that way, you will definetly get on the cover of Playgirl.

  17. rachie archibald

    LOL, chairbear your captions made me laugh. totally corrupted my mind as all i see now when i look at this pic is dan getting pleasured. so wrong!
    how about-

    Nate: ohhh so THAT'S Dan's O face

  18. ChairBear
    Rank: Guest Star

    Nate: ...why the hell are you using Jenny's vibrator?

  19. ChairBear
    Rank: Guest Star

    Dan: *trying hard not to fall asleep*
    Nate: Sorry man. You didn't tell me you never tried doing it all night. You should've told me to stop.

  20. ChairBear
    Rank: Guest Star

    Dan: Oh yeaaa...
    Nate: CHUCK! HURRY UP! IT'S MY TURN!

  21. karl andrew laurea

    Spotted: Nate scarily staring at Dan! Looks like the Archibald's learning from Lonely Boy. Better stare harder Nate, that's the Serena effect you're looking at! Uh oh!

  22. git

    dan: i'm sleepy after the threesome
    nate: no way, you didn't ask me to come

  23. Kim

    Nate was telling a story to Dan

    Nate: God damn, now he's sleeping through my story about Serena!
    Dan: zzzzZzzzZzzz


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