Lily: Serena, promise me you'll never volunteer to cat-sit for Grandma CeCe. You know those cats don't agree with you!
headbandsareagirlsbestfriend
December 21st, 2009 5:24 PM
lily: Serena what happened was it trip?
serena: no i dumped tripp, im with a new man now
lily: you and nate are finally together??
serena: Now im into older men, santas my boyfriend ;)
lily: Oh, serena now youve stolen the most famous man for yourself and hes married how could this get worse????
serena: oh hey there jesus
Headbandsareagirlsbestfriend
December 21st, 2009 5:21 PM
lily: how did this happen to you serena?
serena: Sants told me i was getting coal!!! So i took all the toys but he was strong!
lily: How could u have lost against santa? He's a million years old
serena: but i'm weak
BrGirl Rank: Recurring Character
December 21st, 2009 5:03 PM
Serena: How would I know that Maureen is BFF with Elin Nordegren?
BrGirl Rank: Recurring Character
December 21st, 2009 4:56 PM
Lily: How many times have I warned you about glass doors, Serena?
BrGirl Rank: Recurring Character
December 21st, 2009 4:49 PM
Lily:Oh Serena,please tell me you didn´t...
Serena:Yes...I did it mom!
Lily:I warned you not to sit higher than Jenny on the Met steps!
NDA
December 21st, 2009 2:45 PM
LILY: oh Serena, I tought we already had the talk about "drunking and driving & smoking and flying"...?
Lily: I told you those mean girls fight dirty.
Serena: Yeah, but I didn't think Eric would go for the face.
Bassattack
December 21st, 2009 6:40 AM
Hahahahah Chairbear, travelling pants, nice!
S: mom, will people still watch the show even though im in hospital?
L: No dear
S: But why not?
L: Because the people watch fot your cleavage and these clothes dont show you off nearly enough
Steve
December 21st, 2009 12:59 AM
Lily: Serena, Serena. People will be talking about this for a long time.
Serena: That's what you think, but I've come up with a plan.
Lily: And what is it?
Serena: Ok, here goes. If I chop of all of my hair, dye it platinum blonde, adopt a more edgy style and constantly wear pounds of eyeliner nobody will remember all the stuff that I've done.
Lily: Yeah, for some strange reason I don't think that's going to work.
Kelly
December 20th, 2009 10:10 PM
Serena: "Yes, I took my Zoloft this morning"
Gg love
December 20th, 2009 9:19 PM
I told you so.....
Rose
December 20th, 2009 8:32 PM
S: I didn't know it was from Blair's cookie jar!
ally
December 20th, 2009 8:28 PM
Lily: Is it just me, or do those bruises look strangely like hickies? Really Serena, what have you been up to?
LA LA LAnd
December 20th, 2009 6:38 PM
Expensive Hospital Room: $1,000
Gross Hospital Food: $40
Vehicle repairs: $5000
Serena actually believing Tripp: Priceless.
gossip:)girl
December 20th, 2009 6:06 PM
Serena: A giant raccoon came at me, it had massive fangs, red eyes and was foaming at the mouth!!
Lilly: Serena...darling...I think Jenny is'nt too keen on the idea of you and Nate.
gossip:)girl
December 20th, 2009 6:01 PM
Lilly: Dont worry sweetheart, all the boys will still want to get in your pants.
Ms Bass
December 20th, 2009 5:54 PM
Lily: Oh Serena... first Trip, then the Italian President... no wonder Maureen threw a miniature replica of Milan's gothic cathedral in your face.
Serena: What? That was the President? I thought Maureen was kidding when she said the Mafia would take care of me...
MissyB_ Rank: Guest Star
December 20th, 2009 5:42 PM
Lilly: I am Lilly Bass.
Directors: We've been over this, it's Lilly Humphrey now!
Lilly: And how do you want to explain the private room, a Humphrey would be trown with the raccoons... Crap I knew I recognized Jenny from somewhere.
Joanne
December 20th, 2009 5:20 PM
Lily: Serena, I told you I would do this if you went with a married man.
Serena: I know, but a cat-fight? tad extreme even for you mom!
Lily: OMG! Serena what happened?
Serena: I was with Tripp and then his wife came in all angry and mad and started throwing things at me...
Lily: And she hit you with something heavy, honey?
Serena: No. Then Vanessa came to the scene out of nowhere, like she always does, and from that point everything went wrong...
Alexandra
December 20th, 2009 4:29 PM
Lilly: Can't say I didn't tell you this would happen. . .
Alexandra
December 20th, 2009 4:28 PM
Lilly: Ohh, sweetie. Hold still for a second, your makeup is completely smudged.
wdriej
December 20th, 2009 4:26 PM
Lily: Told you so.
love
December 20th, 2009 4:20 PM
Blake: Oh no, mom where are we?
Kelly: Blake, how many times do I have to tell you, I'm not your mother.
Blake: What? yes you are don't be silly!
Kelly: This is the problem with doing your own stunts.
Blair: Just because we can't be together doesn't mean I don't love you.
December 22nd, 2009 2:10 AM
Lily: Serena, promise me you'll never volunteer to cat-sit for Grandma CeCe. You know those cats don't agree with you!
December 21st, 2009 5:24 PM
lily: Serena what happened was it trip?
serena: no i dumped tripp, im with a new man now
lily: you and nate are finally together??
serena: Now im into older men, santas my boyfriend ;)
lily: Oh, serena now youve stolen the most famous man for yourself and hes married how could this get worse????
serena: oh hey there jesus
December 21st, 2009 5:21 PM
lily: how did this happen to you serena?
serena: Sants told me i was getting coal!!! So i took all the toys but he was strong!
lily: How could u have lost against santa? He's a million years old
serena: but i'm weak
Rank: Recurring Character
December 21st, 2009 5:03 PM
Serena: How would I know that Maureen is BFF with Elin Nordegren?
Rank: Recurring Character
December 21st, 2009 4:56 PM
Lily: How many times have I warned you about glass doors, Serena?
Rank: Recurring Character
December 21st, 2009 4:49 PM
Lily:Oh Serena,please tell me you didn´t...
Serena:Yes...I did it mom!
Lily:I warned you not to sit higher than Jenny on the Met steps!
December 21st, 2009 2:45 PM
LILY: oh Serena, I tought we already had the talk about "drunking and driving & smoking and flying"...?
Rank: Guest Star
December 21st, 2009 2:07 PM
Lily: I told you those mean girls fight dirty.
Serena: Yeah, but I didn't think Eric would go for the face.
December 21st, 2009 6:40 AM
Hahahahah Chairbear, travelling pants, nice!
S: mom, will people still watch the show even though im in hospital?
L: No dear
S: But why not?
L: Because the people watch fot your cleavage and these clothes dont show you off nearly enough
December 21st, 2009 12:59 AM
Lily: Serena, Serena. People will be talking about this for a long time.
Serena: That's what you think, but I've come up with a plan.
Lily: And what is it?
Serena: Ok, here goes. If I chop of all of my hair, dye it platinum blonde, adopt a more edgy style and constantly wear pounds of eyeliner nobody will remember all the stuff that I've done.
Lily: Yeah, for some strange reason I don't think that's going to work.
December 20th, 2009 10:10 PM
Serena: "Yes, I took my Zoloft this morning"
December 20th, 2009 9:19 PM
I told you so.....
December 20th, 2009 8:32 PM
S: I didn't know it was from Blair's cookie jar!
December 20th, 2009 8:28 PM
Lily: Is it just me, or do those bruises look strangely like hickies? Really Serena, what have you been up to?
December 20th, 2009 6:38 PM
Expensive Hospital Room: $1,000
Gross Hospital Food: $40
Vehicle repairs: $5000
Serena actually believing Tripp: Priceless.
December 20th, 2009 6:06 PM
Serena: A giant raccoon came at me, it had massive fangs, red eyes and was foaming at the mouth!!
Lilly: Serena...darling...I think Jenny is'nt too keen on the idea of you and Nate.
December 20th, 2009 6:01 PM
Lilly: Dont worry sweetheart, all the boys will still want to get in your pants.
December 20th, 2009 5:54 PM
Lily: Oh Serena... first Trip, then the Italian President... no wonder Maureen threw a miniature replica of Milan's gothic cathedral in your face.
Serena: What? That was the President? I thought Maureen was kidding when she said the Mafia would take care of me...
Rank: Guest Star
December 20th, 2009 5:42 PM
Lilly: I am Lilly Bass.
Directors: We've been over this, it's Lilly Humphrey now!
Lilly: And how do you want to explain the private room, a Humphrey would be trown with the raccoons... Crap I knew I recognized Jenny from somewhere.
December 20th, 2009 5:20 PM
Lily: Serena, I told you I would do this if you went with a married man.
Serena: I know, but a cat-fight? tad extreme even for you mom!
Rank: Regular Character
December 20th, 2009 5:00 PM
Lily: OMG! Serena what happened?
Serena: I was with Tripp and then his wife came in all angry and mad and started throwing things at me...
Lily: And she hit you with something heavy, honey?
Serena: No. Then Vanessa came to the scene out of nowhere, like she always does, and from that point everything went wrong...
December 20th, 2009 4:29 PM
Lilly: Can't say I didn't tell you this would happen. . .
December 20th, 2009 4:28 PM
Lilly: Ohh, sweetie. Hold still for a second, your makeup is completely smudged.
December 20th, 2009 4:26 PM
Lily: Told you so.
December 20th, 2009 4:20 PM
Blake: Oh no, mom where are we?
Kelly: Blake, how many times do I have to tell you, I'm not your mother.
Blake: What? yes you are don't be silly!
Kelly: This is the problem with doing your own stunts.
This one's amazing too.