Lily: I'm Lily Bass.
Serena: No mom, you're Lily Humphrey.
Lily: Yes, but Lily Bass sounds smoother.
Serena: Yeah, you're right. Serena van der Woodsen is not that smooth either.
Lily: Neither is you're taste of man...
Serena: What did you say mom?
Lily: Look Serena! Balloons!
Serena: oooooooh! Colooooours!
MissRooobin
December 19th, 2009 6:48 PM
Lily: I'm Lily Bass.
Serena: No mom, you're Lily Humphrey.
Lily: Yes, but Lily Bass sounds smoother.
Serena: Yeah, you're right. Serena van der Woodsen not that smooth either.
Lily: Neither is you're taste of man...
Serena: What did you say mom?
Lily: Look Serena! Balloons!
Serena: oooooooh! Colooooours!
MissRooobin
December 19th, 2009 6:42 PM
Lily: I told you so.
Serena: Well, thanks for the support mom.
Lily: Well, you should've listend when I told you that my stilettos
are to high for you.
kayk
December 19th, 2009 6:21 PM
Serena: mom why can't i find some guy who treats me right?
Lily: It's in our family dear, why do you think i have married so many guys?
Olivia
December 19th, 2009 5:13 PM
Serena: Mom I'm so sorry for chosing Tripp. I should've stayed.
Lily: It's okay sweety. It's okay.
OR
Serena: Mom I'm so sorry for judging you... I should've known better.
Lily: You have nothing to apologize for, I made a mistake.
LM-BL-PB-ED
December 19th, 2009 5:04 PM
Lily- serena darling, i am so glad your alright
Serena- I'm sorry mom you were right. Tripp is not the person I thought he was.
Wish-to-be-Blair-Waldorf
December 19th, 2009 3:15 PM
Serena: So..how do you got here so fast?
Lily: Well, I'm Lily Bass!
Serena: Mom, that line only works if you're name is Chuck Bass!
Good one!
Actually all Melinda's are good!!
A
December 19th, 2009 3:14 PM
Lily: I have never in my life been as ashamed of you as I am right now Serena.
Serena: More ashamed then when you found out I killed someone?
Lily: You've got a point...
MissRooobin
December 19th, 2009 2:20 PM
Lily: Serena?! what happend?!
Serena: sorry mom, i thought i had it under control..
Lily: Serena, what are you talking about?
Serena: Mom, I have to tell you something...
I have OCD. Obsessive chair syndrom.
Lily: Oh no!
derena1045
December 19th, 2009 1:48 PM
@Nate Hearts Serena
hahaaha yours is amazing
andrea
December 19th, 2009 1:42 PM
Serena; So, Mom, I think I'm going to break up with Tripp, I mean he's married, and frankly, Nate is just much better looking.
Lilly: Wait, you're making sense. Doctor! I thought you said she didn't have a concussion.
Sabrina
December 19th, 2009 1:39 PM
Serena: I was so in love with Trip!
Lily: isn't this like the 3rd time you've stolen someones lover!? first you stole Nate from Blair, then Gabriel from Poppy and now Trip from Maurene.
Serena: Oh my, look at that man in the hallway! I'm meant to be with him, i just know it!
Lily: Serena, hes proposing to his girl friend...
follow me on twitter @sabrinaisonline
Michelle Rank: Guest Star
December 19th, 2009 1:24 PM
Lily: What caused the accident?
Serena: I really don't know. One I was moaning and the next minute I was being strapped onto a stretcher.
Lily: Why were you moaning?
Serena: Tripp was--um...I love you, mommy!
math
December 19th, 2009 11:52 AM
L: no Serena, you're too young...
S: please mom, I'm begging you. I need the brain transplant before the end of this season..
Melinda
December 19th, 2009 9:41 AM
Serena to Chuck who is standing in the room
S: How exactly did you manage to get me a Suite in this hospital?
C: I'm Chuck Bass. Even nurses know that!
:D
Melinda
December 19th, 2009 9:37 AM
Serena: So..how do you got here so fast?
Lily: Well, I'm Lily Bass!
Serena: Mom, that line only works if you're name is Chuck Bass!
Melinda
December 19th, 2009 9:34 AM
Lily: Well, Bart is on business but he sends his best!
Serena: MOM BART IS DEAD!
Lily: Right..right..well you know when you get older it's harder to keep track! I'm sure Klaus will be here in a minute..
Serena: IT'S RUFUS MOM..RUFUS HUMPHREY!
SophieBass
December 19th, 2009 8:49 AM
Serena: Mom, I ...
Lily: Serena, I understand, you're safe now
Serena: No, seriously mom, you're leaning on my drip !
Gossiper
December 19th, 2009 8:19 AM
Lily: Serena, these cat fights with Blair really have to stop!
Serena: I know Mom but she called me a tramp!
Lily: No sweetheart that was Maureen. Blair called you a home wrecker.
Serena: That's worse!
Lily: But true
ilovelittleJ
December 19th, 2009 8:18 AM
lily: i told you how intense these married men can get in bed.
Lively Leighton Rank: Regular Character
December 19th, 2009 3:54 AM
Lily: Promise me you wont do it again!
Serena: Ok i promise never to wear a low cut dress again!
Lively Leighton Rank: Regular Character
December 19th, 2009 3:49 AM
Serena: Mum are you sure??
Lily: Yes Serena, you can still see your boobs.
Serena: Are you sure it shouldnt be lower??
ChairBear Rank: Guest Star
December 19th, 2009 3:31 AM
Lily: You know...this is the first time I haven't seen your cleavage.
Nick
December 19th, 2009 2:34 AM
SERENA: Mom, how bad is it?
LILY: We have to get Dr. Reinisch. Stat.
Scorp Rank: Regular Character
December 19th, 2009 1:51 AM
Serena: Mom, you don't think I'm a train wreck, right?
Lily: hmmmm... Let's change the subject, darling...
Blair: Just because we can't be together doesn't mean I don't love you.
December 19th, 2009 6:49 PM
type mistake:
Lily: I'm Lily Bass.
Serena: No mom, you're Lily Humphrey.
Lily: Yes, but Lily Bass sounds smoother.
Serena: Yeah, you're right. Serena van der Woodsen is not that smooth either.
Lily: Neither is you're taste of man...
Serena: What did you say mom?
Lily: Look Serena! Balloons!
Serena: oooooooh! Colooooours!
December 19th, 2009 6:48 PM
Lily: I'm Lily Bass.
Serena: No mom, you're Lily Humphrey.
Lily: Yes, but Lily Bass sounds smoother.
Serena: Yeah, you're right. Serena van der Woodsen not that smooth either.
Lily: Neither is you're taste of man...
Serena: What did you say mom?
Lily: Look Serena! Balloons!
Serena: oooooooh! Colooooours!
December 19th, 2009 6:42 PM
Lily: I told you so.
Serena: Well, thanks for the support mom.
Lily: Well, you should've listend when I told you that my stilettos
are to high for you.
December 19th, 2009 6:21 PM
Serena: mom why can't i find some guy who treats me right?
Lily: It's in our family dear, why do you think i have married so many guys?
December 19th, 2009 5:13 PM
Serena: Mom I'm so sorry for chosing Tripp. I should've stayed.
Lily: It's okay sweety. It's okay.
OR
Serena: Mom I'm so sorry for judging you... I should've known better.
Lily: You have nothing to apologize for, I made a mistake.
December 19th, 2009 5:04 PM
Lily- serena darling, i am so glad your alright
Serena- I'm sorry mom you were right. Tripp is not the person I thought he was.
December 19th, 2009 3:15 PM
Serena: So..how do you got here so fast?
Lily: Well, I'm Lily Bass!
Serena: Mom, that line only works if you're name is Chuck Bass!
Good one!
Actually all Melinda's are good!!
December 19th, 2009 3:14 PM
Lily: I have never in my life been as ashamed of you as I am right now Serena.
Serena: More ashamed then when you found out I killed someone?
Lily: You've got a point...
December 19th, 2009 2:20 PM
Lily: Serena?! what happend?!
Serena: sorry mom, i thought i had it under control..
Lily: Serena, what are you talking about?
Serena: Mom, I have to tell you something...
I have OCD. Obsessive chair syndrom.
Lily: Oh no!
December 19th, 2009 1:48 PM
@Nate Hearts Serena
hahaaha yours is amazing
December 19th, 2009 1:42 PM
Serena; So, Mom, I think I'm going to break up with Tripp, I mean he's married, and frankly, Nate is just much better looking.
Lilly: Wait, you're making sense. Doctor! I thought you said she didn't have a concussion.
December 19th, 2009 1:39 PM
Serena: I was so in love with Trip!
Lily: isn't this like the 3rd time you've stolen someones lover!? first you stole Nate from Blair, then Gabriel from Poppy and now Trip from Maurene.
Serena: Oh my, look at that man in the hallway! I'm meant to be with him, i just know it!
Lily: Serena, hes proposing to his girl friend...
follow me on twitter @sabrinaisonline
Rank: Guest Star
December 19th, 2009 1:24 PM
Lily: What caused the accident?
Serena: I really don't know. One I was moaning and the next minute I was being strapped onto a stretcher.
Lily: Why were you moaning?
Serena: Tripp was--um...I love you, mommy!
December 19th, 2009 11:52 AM
L: no Serena, you're too young...
S: please mom, I'm begging you. I need the brain transplant before the end of this season..
December 19th, 2009 9:41 AM
Serena to Chuck who is standing in the room
S: How exactly did you manage to get me a Suite in this hospital?
C: I'm Chuck Bass. Even nurses know that!
:D
December 19th, 2009 9:37 AM
Serena: So..how do you got here so fast?
Lily: Well, I'm Lily Bass!
Serena: Mom, that line only works if you're name is Chuck Bass!
December 19th, 2009 9:34 AM
Lily: Well, Bart is on business but he sends his best!
Serena: MOM BART IS DEAD!
Lily: Right..right..well you know when you get older it's harder to keep track! I'm sure Klaus will be here in a minute..
Serena: IT'S RUFUS MOM..RUFUS HUMPHREY!
December 19th, 2009 8:49 AM
Serena: Mom, I ...
Lily: Serena, I understand, you're safe now
Serena: No, seriously mom, you're leaning on my drip !
December 19th, 2009 8:19 AM
Lily: Serena, these cat fights with Blair really have to stop!
Serena: I know Mom but she called me a tramp!
Lily: No sweetheart that was Maureen. Blair called you a home wrecker.
Serena: That's worse!
Lily: But true
December 19th, 2009 8:18 AM
lily: i told you how intense these married men can get in bed.
Rank: Regular Character
December 19th, 2009 3:54 AM
Lily: Promise me you wont do it again!
Serena: Ok i promise never to wear a low cut dress again!
Rank: Regular Character
December 19th, 2009 3:49 AM
Serena: Mum are you sure??
Lily: Yes Serena, you can still see your boobs.
Serena: Are you sure it shouldnt be lower??
Rank: Guest Star
December 19th, 2009 3:31 AM
Lily: You know...this is the first time I haven't seen your cleavage.
December 19th, 2009 2:34 AM
SERENA: Mom, how bad is it?
LILY: We have to get Dr. Reinisch. Stat.
Rank: Regular Character
December 19th, 2009 1:51 AM
Serena: Mom, you don't think I'm a train wreck, right?
Lily: hmmmm... Let's change the subject, darling...