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Mon, February 20

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  1. myra

    Lily: *pats Serena on the hand* now you know not to play dirty politics

  2. Distance Makes Them Stronger.
    Rank: Regular Character

    Nate Hearts Serena:

    Lily: Oh my god! Serena what happened?

    Serena: I don't know, Chuck and Nate just came at me with a sledge hammer...


    Sorry I really LOLed.

  3. Nat

    Lily: Well..
    Serena: It's Nate's.

  4. mrsbass

    Lily: Want me to apply some lipgloss on you?

  5. chibitalia

    Serena: Well, I learned a valuable lesson from all of this.
    Lily: What, to never have an affair with a married man?
    Serena: Nah, just to have an affair with one who can drive.

  6. andiheartsyou
    Rank: New User

    Serena: It's not a hicky, I promise!

  7. andiheartsyou
    Rank: New User

    Serena: And then I hit him over the head and-
    Lily: Serena! You just killed a man and you're already talking about it like it was just another one of your fights with Blair. I mean, you still have his blood on you!
    Serena: It's okay, Mom. I can plead insanity. I DID just pick a married man with horrible hair over his much hotter cousin!

  8. kloveschair

    Lily: Is it just me, or does your hand look gigantic?

  9. Kayla

    Serena: Mom!
    Lily: Oh, Serena, my darling, thank God.
    Serena: I'm...I'm okay.
    Lily: I see that, but I...I was having a flashback of Bart's accident. I thought I was going to have to endure another tuna tower!

  10. kleighs

    Lily: It's going to be okay, I promise. We'll fix all this.
    Serena: Really?
    Lily: Really. The plastic surgeon is flying here from Paris as we speak.

  11. KatherineLeigh

    Lily: Hey. We're mother and daughter, we're family, what is you is me. There is nothing you can say that can make me let go.
    Serena: Whoa, deja vu. Did I kill someone again?

  12. b+s+n+c=love
    Rank: New User

    Lily: -sighs- Have I taught you nothing Serena?
    Serena: Mum, I'm so so sorry. I know I must be such a disappointment... I really tried to get my makeup from the car, I did.

  13. ruflyundchair (angels and desire)
    Rank: Leading Character

    serena:i am sorry mum.. i was a really bad girl. i am so sorry. you are not proud on me i think..
    lily: oh honey , calm down, dont worry, we live in the upper east side and there is it normally to be like we are..i am so glad that you are almost ok..

    serena,. but i was so mad, i was bad to dan and nate.. aaaaah i miss dan, cry cry..
    lily: oh dont worry,, he is here. he waited before the door..
    serena: and nate?? where is natie??

    lily: he is there too.
    serena: mum, i think i love nate and dan..
    lily: dan is your brother,, but ok he is not really your brother
    serena: i think i need dan and nate and you need rufus..
    lily: sighs. and beginns to cry.. yeah i miss rufus. i miss him so much,,
    serena: you should go to rufus and i should go to dan or nate. aaaaaah help me with the decision please cry..=(
    lily. you have your own opinion and meet your own decision my little girl.
    serena. its not simple mum because i think ., i am i am.. pregnant=(

    lily is shocked.. what???
    se

  14. Sernateforevaaa

    Lily: Serena, what were you thinking?
    Serena: mom, he's a senator, I wanted to be the first lady, then i would be queen

  15. LA LA LAnd

    Lily: Oh my goodness! What happened?

    Serena: I don't know. All of the sudden Jenny came up, attacked me, and then told me to stay away from her "man-bangs".

    ...

    Serena: I wonder who she means...Wait!

    (Lily looks up excitedly)

    Serena: You don't think she's after Tripp do you?!?

    Lily: Darn...So close....I thought she'd actually figured it out.

  16. ry123red

    Serena: It's not fair! Why can't I find a guy who is good-looking like Tripp, who also has a well-known name the the Vanderbilts, and who says he's always loved me?!?
    Lily: Calm down and just wait until the next episode.

  17. Nate Hearts Serena
    Rank: Guest Star

    Lily: Oh my god! Serena what happened?

    Serena: I don't know, Chuck and Nate just came at me with a sledge hammer...

  18. gossipgirl2

    Lily: So how are you feeling
    Serena: Not to good, I am having Dorotha's baby :D

  19. gossipgirl

    Serena: Mum I have something to tell you
    Lilly: well whatever it is it can wait till tomorrow
    Serena: No it can't... Mum I think I am pregnant

  20. S.

    Lily: You're getting more and more like me everyday...
    Serena: What ? Did your boyfriend crash a car when you were inside ?
    Lily: No, of course not. I mean you never let you hair loose - I think I'll change my style, or people will start to mix us up.
    Serena: Mom, can you please focus ?

  21. Drewwww

    Lily: You don't look like my daughter at all.

  22. lovetobe

    S: Mom, I really need help
    L: Don't worry dear, everything's going to be alright
    S: Seriously, Mom, my finger is stuck.

  23. victoriaaa_xo
    Rank: Extra

    Serena: And on top of all this, I can't get this stupid blue plastic ring off my finger!

  24. victoriaaa_xo
    Rank: Extra

    Lily: You got a bit of a spot there, honey.

  25. victoriaaa_xo
    Rank: Extra

    Lily: You're the only girl I know who can be hospitalised for a couple of spots.


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