Lily: OMG, is this Tripp's fault?
Serena: Yes, he's is a beast in bed.
Laura
December 18th, 2009 3:39 PM
Lily: Are you sure about this, Serena?
Serena: Yes mom,I want my old nose back.
Miriam
December 18th, 2009 3:38 PM
Tripp: Mum.. Tripp ain't just the good congressman. He's a BEAST. You know, in bed..
//\35
December 18th, 2009 3:30 PM
Serena: Mom, the doctors think I might have a concussion!
Lily: Eh, no great loss.
Serena: EXCUSE ME?
Lily: What, am I supposed to believe that there are actually functioning brain cells in that thing?
Serena: ..You know what? Just go.
Lily: Before I do, put some gloss on. Your lips are looking chapped.
{icecream}
December 18th, 2009 3:26 PM
Serena: ...and on TOP of that, they had the nerve to put me in a gown that doesn't even match my eyes!
Lily: NO! Oh, you poor baby!
Pawel K
December 18th, 2009 3:25 PM
Serena: Just wanna be your little daughter again.
Lily: I'm afraid I'm not grown enough to be your mother...
Paparazzi*
December 18th, 2009 3:22 PM
Lily: You'd think that the paramedics would have at least thought to wipe off those pitiful bloodstains. There are certain shades of gore that can wreck a girl's complexion, you know?
Serena: Mom, I'm in the hospital.
Lily: Oh, sweetie, I know! I mean, why else would you be wearing that hideous dress?
Serena: I didn't think Jenny and the mean girls could be so tough.
Slk717
December 18th, 2009 2:28 PM
Serena: maureen was pretty mad at me mom.
Lily: well shes no Hiliary Clinton then.
eva carter
December 18th, 2009 2:24 PM
Lily: I never thought you would actually do it!
Serena: Jumping in front of that car was the only way to make you understand mom!!
ry123red
December 18th, 2009 2:16 PM
Lily: Oh Serena what happened?
Serena: I was helping Tibby look for the traveling pants and then-
Lily: Erm...wrong movie.
Serena: Oh I'm sorry.
Lily: Just try again.
Serena: Oh I can't believe you made a fake college Bartleby! That so sick!
Lily: This may take awhile...
Gossipbiatch
December 18th, 2009 12:15 PM
I wrecked a marriage and all I got were these scratches
Kiss or Diss Rank: Extra
December 18th, 2009 11:25 AM
LILY: so hows the accident?
SERENA: WOW MOM! you should try it too! IT's SO COOL! like how the car stumbled, and you are like BUM! you get unconscious that fast!
LILY: Uhhmm... See- why is that Bart died & you didnt?
SERENA:hAHAHAHAHA! LOL LOL!
GossipSweety Rank: Extra
December 18th, 2009 11:17 AM
Budget cuts are not fun. Making fun of them is fun.
But anyway on a completely unrelated post:
Blake: Oh no, mom where are we?
Kelly: Blake, how many times do I have to tell you, I'm not your mother.
Blake: What? yes you are don't be silly!
Kelly: This is the problem with doing your own stunts.
GossipSweety Rank: Extra
December 18th, 2009 11:14 AM
Serena: Mom, I'm so disappointed in you.
Lily: Me? Well I'm not the one who-
Director: AND CUT. Ok now to the hallway to film Leighton and Ed.
Serena: What? What is this?
Kiss or Diss Rank: Extra
December 18th, 2009 11:09 AM
LILY: WOw, serena...Wow
Serena: It's red birthmark mom, okay!? geez..
Lily: Well if you want my opinion you asked for this, when you dress like a stripper congressmen treat you like one.
Jenna
December 18th, 2009 10:53 AM
Lily: Serena, why couldn't you get in a car accident in the Hamptons, this hospital is crappy, you deserve better then this.
Serena: Mom, this really isn't the time to be complaining, I'm sitting here in a hospital bed and all you can think about how crappy this place is.
Gosippy Rank: Guest Star
December 18th, 2009 10:46 AM
Lily: Honey, I told you not to mess with Tiger around, now you just made her wife upset again...
Ankiss
December 18th, 2009 9:42 AM
Serena: Mum...there's something else that you don't know...
Lily: Oh, my God, Serena, what did you do besides all these???
Serena: Before leaving, I took a pregnancy test...
Lily: You gotta be kidding...and?
Serena: I'm going to have a baby...and it's Tripp's
Elenate
December 18th, 2009 9:38 AM
Lilly: Isn't there any chance you will believe me one day? I mean, who's the one been married to a couple of men?
Serena: And who's the one not realizing that I am more grown-up than you will ever be?
Lilly: I think you hit your head to hard honey..shall I go find the doctor?
Serena: For what? To cheat on Rufus with him?
Lilly: It's probably better if I go now.
Serena: Probably.
D
December 18th, 2009 9:31 AM
Lily: Serena I think your list will be twice as long as mine.
Serena: Only twice? You`re being mean, mom!
serena is a whore
December 18th, 2009 9:11 AM
Serena : why tripp doesn't visit me in hospital mom?
Lily : well I guess he doesn't want you, believe me the world doesn't revolve just around you.
Serena : I don't understand, why tripp choose maureen over me?
Lily ; because you have nothing to offer honey, all you have is what beneath your pants. Don't act like a whore. I'm ashamed of you.
Blair: Just because we can't be together doesn't mean I don't love you.
December 18th, 2009 3:41 PM
Lily: OMG, is this Tripp's fault?
Serena: Yes, he's is a beast in bed.
December 18th, 2009 3:39 PM
Lily: Are you sure about this, Serena?
Serena: Yes mom,I want my old nose back.
December 18th, 2009 3:38 PM
Tripp: Mum.. Tripp ain't just the good congressman. He's a BEAST. You know, in bed..
December 18th, 2009 3:30 PM
Serena: Mom, the doctors think I might have a concussion!
Lily: Eh, no great loss.
Serena: EXCUSE ME?
Lily: What, am I supposed to believe that there are actually functioning brain cells in that thing?
Serena: ..You know what? Just go.
Lily: Before I do, put some gloss on. Your lips are looking chapped.
December 18th, 2009 3:26 PM
Serena: ...and on TOP of that, they had the nerve to put me in a gown that doesn't even match my eyes!
Lily: NO! Oh, you poor baby!
December 18th, 2009 3:25 PM
Serena: Just wanna be your little daughter again.
Lily: I'm afraid I'm not grown enough to be your mother...
December 18th, 2009 3:22 PM
Lily: You'd think that the paramedics would have at least thought to wipe off those pitiful bloodstains. There are certain shades of gore that can wreck a girl's complexion, you know?
Serena: Mom, I'm in the hospital.
Lily: Oh, sweetie, I know! I mean, why else would you be wearing that hideous dress?
December 18th, 2009 3:09 PM
Serena: So..we played field hockey again.
Rank: Regular Character
December 18th, 2009 2:33 PM
Serena: All I did was ask Blair if Dorota would be leaving when she has her baby.
Rank: Regular Character
December 18th, 2009 2:32 PM
Serena: I didn't think Jenny and the mean girls could be so tough.
December 18th, 2009 2:28 PM
Serena: maureen was pretty mad at me mom.
Lily: well shes no Hiliary Clinton then.
December 18th, 2009 2:24 PM
Lily: I never thought you would actually do it!
Serena: Jumping in front of that car was the only way to make you understand mom!!
December 18th, 2009 2:16 PM
Lily: Oh Serena what happened?
Serena: I was helping Tibby look for the traveling pants and then-
Lily: Erm...wrong movie.
Serena: Oh I'm sorry.
Lily: Just try again.
Serena: Oh I can't believe you made a fake college Bartleby! That so sick!
Lily: This may take awhile...
December 18th, 2009 12:15 PM
I wrecked a marriage and all I got were these scratches
Rank: Extra
December 18th, 2009 11:25 AM
LILY: so hows the accident?
SERENA: WOW MOM! you should try it too! IT's SO COOL! like how the car stumbled, and you are like BUM! you get unconscious that fast!
LILY: Uhhmm... See- why is that Bart died & you didnt?
SERENA:hAHAHAHAHA! LOL LOL!
Rank: Extra
December 18th, 2009 11:17 AM
Budget cuts are not fun. Making fun of them is fun.
But anyway on a completely unrelated post:
Blake: Oh no, mom where are we?
Kelly: Blake, how many times do I have to tell you, I'm not your mother.
Blake: What? yes you are don't be silly!
Kelly: This is the problem with doing your own stunts.
Rank: Extra
December 18th, 2009 11:14 AM
Serena: Mom, I'm so disappointed in you.
Lily: Me? Well I'm not the one who-
Director: AND CUT. Ok now to the hallway to film Leighton and Ed.
Serena: What? What is this?
Rank: Extra
December 18th, 2009 11:09 AM
LILY: WOw, serena...Wow
Serena: It's red birthmark mom, okay!? geez..
Rank: Guest Star
December 18th, 2009 10:58 AM
Lily: Well if you want my opinion you asked for this, when you dress like a stripper congressmen treat you like one.
December 18th, 2009 10:53 AM
Lily: Serena, why couldn't you get in a car accident in the Hamptons, this hospital is crappy, you deserve better then this.
Serena: Mom, this really isn't the time to be complaining, I'm sitting here in a hospital bed and all you can think about how crappy this place is.
Rank: Guest Star
December 18th, 2009 10:46 AM
Lily: Honey, I told you not to mess with Tiger around, now you just made her wife upset again...
December 18th, 2009 9:42 AM
Serena: Mum...there's something else that you don't know...
Lily: Oh, my God, Serena, what did you do besides all these???
Serena: Before leaving, I took a pregnancy test...
Lily: You gotta be kidding...and?
Serena: I'm going to have a baby...and it's Tripp's
December 18th, 2009 9:38 AM
Lilly: Isn't there any chance you will believe me one day? I mean, who's the one been married to a couple of men?
Serena: And who's the one not realizing that I am more grown-up than you will ever be?
Lilly: I think you hit your head to hard honey..shall I go find the doctor?
Serena: For what? To cheat on Rufus with him?
Lilly: It's probably better if I go now.
Serena: Probably.
December 18th, 2009 9:31 AM
Lily: Serena I think your list will be twice as long as mine.
Serena: Only twice? You`re being mean, mom!
December 18th, 2009 9:11 AM
Serena : why tripp doesn't visit me in hospital mom?
Lily : well I guess he doesn't want you, believe me the world doesn't revolve just around you.
Serena : I don't understand, why tripp choose maureen over me?
Lily ; because you have nothing to offer honey, all you have is what beneath your pants. Don't act like a whore. I'm ashamed of you.