Merry Christmas, all you Gossip Girl crazies, and welcome to the 83rd Gossip Girl Insider Caption Contest, our fun, traditional Friday feature.

This week's winner: saarele. Congrats! The winning entry appears below.

Honorable mentions: PernilleKjrs, littledebbie and TwinsFindMe.

Thanks to all for playing and good luck next week ...

Miss Jennifer Tallulah Humphrey, escorted by Nathaniel Archibald. Jennifer wishes to travel the world as an international drug dealer and bang as many billionaires she can, all while looking like a homeless racoon.

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