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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 83 Comments (Page 3)

115 Comments

  1. Abla Seckley

    Nate: You know Jennifer, the Oscars isn't just for young and up and coming film stars, we appreciate a golden oldie as well (charismatic wink)

    Jenny: That's right Nathanial, that is why this years award for best geriatric detective series goes to (rustling of envelope) Jessica Fletcher for 'Murder she wrote'!

    (polite applause)

    Women on left thinking: My goodness that little girl is wearing a dead bird

  2. ice

    Jenny: Wanna go up stairs and see if this blonde can make it right?

  3. ACH123

    In a bad situation with a dirty whore? Clean it up with orbit!

  4. ACH123

    Lady on the left: I wonder if he remembers me from that memorable night in the Bahamas... I miss his cougar phase.

  5. IamGossipGirl
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Nate: Chuck and Blair have the limo, we should have a special place i can look back at as the place i deflowered you too.
    Jenny: I still have the key to Eleanor's office?
    Nate: sounds perfect, double the passion!

  6. IamGossipGirl
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Jenny: Thanks again Nate, your always their for me when i need to get back on top again!
    Nate: Didn't you say that last night at our "sleep over"?

    similar to my one above but i thought this was a better way to put it!
    follow me on twitter @sabrinaisonline

  7. IamGossipGirl
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Jenny: Thanks again Nate, your always their for me when i need to get back on top again!
    Nate: well it's only in hopes of helping you get back on top of me (again).

  8. chuck.bass.is.god

    Redhead on the left: Stupid brat..what's she got over me? Besides, I read on Gossip Girl that Nate's into the whole cougar thing so what's he doing with that sissy virgin girl!?!

  9. Humpppphrey

    J: thanks for saving me again Nate
    n: since Lilly bass is now Lilly Humphrey now you can afford me!

  10. Siri.D

    N: J, I'm scared
    J: Huh?
    N: I can't seem to stop smiling
    J: Yeah...you look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.

  11. D

    Nate [wide smile]: Thank you very much!
    Jenny [whispering]: Nate, it`s not a Colgate commercial! People are supposed to look at me not at you.
    Lady on the left [thinking]: OMG...Mr. Archibald thinks this is a Colgate commercial!

  12. Nat

    Lady on left: i now pronounce you...manwhore and queen bitch.

  13. saarele

    Nate: Hey, Jenny, the Zoo called. They want their racoon and gorilla suit back.

  14. Nick

    WOMAN: I'd like to have some piece of that.

  15. lisalovesgg
    Rank: Guest Star

    Nate: How does it look with my hair slicked back?!?!
    Jenny: Erm... Fine?
    Nate: FINE? JUST FINE?! I knew I should've gone for the bangs...

  16. Jaibird
    Rank: New User

    Lady on the Left: Damn! That biatch stole my man

  17. C+B= GG

    Jenny: So...plan on swiping another V-card tonight? *winks*
    Nate: Sorry. I'm not a pedophile. I think I'm going to score the redhead.
    Jenny: But...But she's like 50!
    Nate: What can I say? I like me some cougars! I mean did you SEE Catherine?!

  18. glO`

    Nate(thinking):A debutante ball without Blair Waldorf is like a Tour de France without Lance Armstrong.
    Jenny:I still really don't get how these events work.

  19. glO`

    Nate:Two years ago at the masquerade ball, I tried to tell Serene that I love her but i told you..now you`re staying in my way again!
    Jenny:But than..Why did you helped me now?
    Nate: You know? I thought that maybe Serena is wearing your mask.

  20. cheery13
    Rank: Guest Star

    Nate: What happened to Serena? She's looking...older.
    Jenny: Just making sure I come out on top in this love-triangle, your not into old ladies right?

  21. ilove-- chuck !
    Rank: Extra

    woman : thinking --> what is that hooker in that dress and hair doing at cotillion?
    nate: selling for $40? going higher anyone? lower? i just need to get rid of her !
    jenny: drunk -->im not wearing any underwear because i wanna be like brittany spears ! and serena !

  22. Are You Drunk Dialing Again?
    Rank: Extra

    Loved littledebbie's! Ahah So funny :D

  23. AlaricSucksMy ChunkyMonkey(=liarsunited)
    Rank: Regular Character

    Nate: Why so SERIOUS?

  24. AlaricSucksMy ChunkyMonkey(=liarsunited)
    Rank: Regular Character

    Nate: "And now for the grand finale... EVERYBODY CUT FOOTLOOSE!"

  25. Evelina.
    Rank: Extra

    Jenny: Nate.. Nate? NATE?!
    Nate: Huh, what? Sorry Jenny. What's going on?
    Jenny: Stop hitting on the cougar! You're meant to be my date!


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