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  1. chair4evarr
    Rank: Guest Star

    nate *thinking*: god this is embarassing! ive sunk to a new low.
    jenny *thinking*: omg my escort is Nate Archibald this is my dream came true (smiles more at nate)
    nate*thinking*:just smile and bear it you've gotta keep up your good guy rep

  2. wee birdy

    Nate: Hey, hottie *winks at old lady*
    Old lady: Oh, Mr Archibald
    Jenny: EWWWWWWWWWWWW

  3. AlaricSucksMy ChunkyMonkey(=liarsunited)
    Rank: Regular Character

    Nate: How you doin'?

  4. PrincesaSara
    Rank: Extra

    Lady on the left: "Damn her, who the hell did she catch Nate Archibald? I mean, look at that hair!!!"

  5. MissRooobin

    Nate *thinking*: I ended up with a raccoon?
    This was not how I planned this.
    Jenny: Nate! Smile!
    Nate *thinking while smiling*: Aaah! The Raccoon can talk!

  6. Wish-to-be-Blair-Waldorf

    Nate (thinking): Geez, I'm hot!
    Woman on the left (thinking): He's hot!
    Jenny: *blank*

  7. Wish-to-be-Blair-Waldorf

    Nate (thinking): with smile like this soon I'll be in a Colgate commercial!
    Woman on the left (thinking): Hmm, I wonder if he wants to be in a Colgate commercial...

  8. Kelly

    Gossip Girl- As Prince Nate smiles after saving a life, little J's conversion as the queen of the darkside is complete.

  9. Queen B

    Girl In The Crowd - I wonder if Jenny will let me borrow her dress...
    Judge - I wonder if Jenny will let me borrow Nate...

  10. saarele

    Nate: Oh my God, thank you so much! It's such an honor to be elected as Prom King! I would like to thank everyone who voted for me...
    Jenny thinking: He's hot but it's such a shame he's dumber than V.

  11. Sarah

    Woman near mic: Nate Archibald, Sold! To Jenny Humphrey for $50,000!
    Jenny: YES!

  12. finchel
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Jenny: Umm Nate do you mind removing your hand from my a-
    Woman on left: Umm Thank you Mr.Archbaild and Ms.Humphrey
    Nate: You Know You liked it Jenny

  13. Pretty_Natie

    Jenny:(thinking) I'm going to go out with you someday.. when you're taken. I like challenges.

  14. Lively Leighton
    Rank: Regular Character

    Jenny: Nate,you always get all the ladies, Everyone I know loves you!

    Nate: I know, Because I'm Nathaniel Archibald

    Redhead woman on left(thinking): Dont kid yourself,Chuck Bass can say it a lot better

  15. Lively Leighton
    Rank: Regular Character

    Jenny: Why is that woman looking at you like that?

    Nate: Oh.. you mean the redhead,yeah older women dig guys with man bangs

    Redhead lady on left: (thinking): Why couldnt I of paid him an extra £10,000 for another week

  16. Lively Leighton
    Rank: Regular Character

    jenny:(thinking) i wonder if this means i get my v-card swiped, just like Blair did on her cotllion with Nate last year

    Nate:(thinking) Oh wait is that Serena over there

  17. Lively Leighton
    Rank: Regular Character

    Women(thinking): well atleast its better than the leggy blonde last year,who wanted to sleep with all the UES men

    jenny:Nate just smile it will all be over soon and you can go back to Serena

  18. IamGossipGirl
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Jenny: You wanna hookup after prom?
    *Nate Thinking*: God, Serena looks hot!
    *Jenny Thinking*: He's smiling, he totally wants to get with me!
    *Smiles*

    Follow me on twitter @sabrinaisonline
    love ya fellow GG fans! :)

  19. MissyB_
    Rank: Guest Star

    Nate: See Jenny,, Smiling at the judges allways work.
    Jenny: Yeah but that women is like 60:P
    Redhead: *looks uncomfartable* Why is he smiling:S Have I got something between my tooth??

  20. divana

    Hahaha I agree with Angel:p

  21. Mame

    Jenny: Aw, Nate, you're so cute when you smile!
    Nate: Redhead over there seems to think so, too! Hey, beautiful!
    Jenny: Nate! That woman looks about sixty!
    Nate: I have a thing for cougars. So shoot me!
    Jenny: Oh, I plan to.
    Nate: Whatever, whatever...hey, $10 says she'd come to visit me in the hospital!

  22. littledebbie

    Jenny: Yes! Nate is overcome with joy just to be near me. Read em and weep, UES princesses!
    Nate: ...Her middle name is Tallulah?! Must..resist..urge to giggle girlishly...

  23. manebella
    Rank: Guest Star

    j: nate stop hittin on her...!
    S: shh little j the grownups are taking..

  24. Angel
    Rank: Guest Star

    Nate: Oh my God...how many times are the writers going to try to stick me with this wanna-be bitch?

    Jenny: Oh my God, I'm so awesome.

    Lady on Left: I wonder where I can get hair extensions like that little blonde...

  25. MotherChuckingBasstard
    Rank: Guest Star

    Gossip Girl: Smile while you can J, it's only 2 minutes till he's bored with you and two years before you're too old for him to date.


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