Blair: I can't believe Dorota chose Serena as her maid of honor!! That is so unfair, I mean if I had known this would have happened I would have schemed up a plan that somehow involved everyone on the show and taken that blonde bitch down!
Blair: Dorota, i need an ice-tea. Chop-Chop!
Serena: Blair!
Blair: What?
Serena: It's her wedding day.
Blair: Wedding day or not ice-tea NOW!
Dorota: But Miss Blai.....
Blair: I said now Dorota!
I gotta say lol at Sarah.
Jenny and the raccoon, so correct :D
Vanessa@Nate4eva
January 4th, 2010 10:37 AM
Dorota> So Serena do I give you the money now or after the hotel room...?
Serena> WAIT!!! You think im a PROSTITUTE!!!
Blair> Actually im not that shocked.
iluviechuckiexoxo
January 3rd, 2010 10:47 PM
Dorota: Ms. Serena your dress seems to b shrinking... but for some reason only on one side...
Serena: Huh, i thought i felt a little breezey. B why didnt you tell me!
Blair: Hot dog stand... Hot dog stand... BINGO!
derena1045
January 3rd, 2010 9:40 PM
twinsfindme- yours is hilarious. you have. to. win.
Mel
January 3rd, 2010 7:33 PM
Inside the minds of...
Blair: I think Dorota is wearing my perfume.
Dorota: Oh no, Miss Blair has smelled me!
Serena: Did I put underwear on today?
katiedid
January 3rd, 2010 6:04 PM
Serena: And this man came up to me and offered me money. It was so strange! And THEN...
Blair: See, Dorota? I told you someone would mistake her for a hooker. Pay up.
Serena: ...Can you believe that I left my purse on the bench when I stopped to play with the baby squirrels? Wait, what?
Dorota: Uhh...Nothing, Miss Serena! Just birdies chriping! Chirp! Chirp!
BrGirl Rank: Recurring Character
January 3rd, 2010 4:17 PM
Dorota: Among so many girls in the show I am the one with child? Vanya and I only did it once!
Blair: You tell me! I was on bump watch after my second ride! While Serena here slept with half the city…
Serena: No I haven´t!
Blair:…and was drunk 99% of the times…
Serena: Oh, right…
Blair: ..but had no suspicious of pregnancy, not even once!
Serena: Oh no! I’m infertile! Who will I bequeath my wisdom to?
Blair *thinking*: Oh my...thank God nature is so wise!
IAMGG
January 3rd, 2010 3:50 PM
Virgins&Limos FTW! I love it!
Sarah
January 3rd, 2010 3:46 PM
Hahahaha
Virgins&Limos, Valerie elle and Liz P's made me LOL.
cosi
January 3rd, 2010 1:29 PM
Dorota: What would you say if I told you I knew where Georgina Sparks was right now?
Blair: I'd say let's get the b-
Serena: Ha! You guys are silly. Remember, Dorota and Vanya sent her off to--
Blair: Really, Serena?
Serena: What? Huh? Oh, gosh my brain hurts. Thinking is just so HARD.
Pretty_Natie
January 3rd, 2010 1:11 PM
oops.. editt:
Dorota: Serena..is your dress ripped on the side??
Serena: Nope, I just pinned it up so that my leg could show..I thought since the top doesn't plunge as much, I should at least show my legs! It's simple math.
Blair: That's what you think is math?? Oh boy..
Pretty_Natie
January 3rd, 2010 1:10 PM
Dorota: Serena..is your dress ripped on the side??
Serena: Nope, I just pinned it up so that my leg could show..I thought since the top doesn't plunge as much, I should at least show my legs!
Kelabelle Rank: Guest Star
January 3rd, 2010 1:09 PM
Blair: Pshh Serena look, Dorotas got bigger boobs then you.
Serena: Shh! I know it's embarassing that hers look better then mine.
Dorota: Hehe what did you say Miss Serena.
LydiaA Rank: Guest Star
January 3rd, 2010 12:22 PM
Blair: How am I going to drag away Chuck from that stupid job of his, Serena?
Serena: I don't know really...
Dorota: Oh, oh, I know miss Blair! Go to roof and make more dramatic!
allo
January 3rd, 2010 10:53 AM
Dorota Please!! Don't tell Serena how to steal Nate.... again!!!
JZubaran
January 3rd, 2010 10:49 AM
D: Miss Serena, don't you think it is better we put something on that red thing on your neck? It can be very dange-
S: I'm telling you, it's fine! I probably just hit my neck while asleep.
B: Nope, it definitely looks like a hickey. -thinking- I just wish Chuck would give me one of those again...
saarele
January 3rd, 2010 6:50 AM
ah, it's so hard to come up with something for this that isn't too cheesy, it's just such a great shot :D But I love TwinsFindMe's caption! Just the first two lines made me lol.
SophieBass Rank: Guest Star
January 3rd, 2010 6:41 AM
Dorota: Miss Serena, you look freezing, here have my scarf to cover your shoulders
Blair: Hmm Serena, i wouldn't if i were you
UESgirl_forever
January 3rd, 2010 1:55 AM
JUST HAD TO ADD TO THIS POST:
kakay Says:
January 1st, 2010 2:29 PM
Blair: S what happened?
Serena: They tore my dress, they messed up my hair.
B: Who?
S: Nate and Trip. I double dipped.
S: And so did Nate.....hmmm
THE LAST LINE IS MINE...I DONT TAKE CREDIT BUT IT HAD TO BE DONE.
serena_darling
January 2nd, 2010 9:17 PM
Serena: And suddenly, I was in the middle of the fountain and I STILL have no idea how I got there!
Dorota: Uh...Well... I not know what to say, Miss Serena!
Blair: Try "Thank God I'm a brunette."
Prom Queen Rank: Regular Character
January 2nd, 2010 8:06 PM
Serena: Dan, Nate, Carter, the butler... am I forgeting someone?
Dorona: How about the waiter at the wedding, Ms Serena?
Serena: No, I didn't have the time, I was busy with the car park attendant.
Blair: Jeez S, it was the plumber! How can you forget that parting?
Megan
January 2nd, 2010 7:28 PM
Serena (to Dorota) : Wait, you're not from America!?
Serena: Congratulations, you've officially joined the dark side.
January 4th, 2010 1:36 PM
Blair: I can't believe Dorota chose Serena as her maid of honor!! That is so unfair, I mean if I had known this would have happened I would have schemed up a plan that somehow involved everyone on the show and taken that blonde bitch down!
Rank: New User
January 4th, 2010 12:59 PM
Blair: Dorota, i need an ice-tea. Chop-Chop!
Serena: Blair!
Blair: What?
Serena: It's her wedding day.
Blair: Wedding day or not ice-tea NOW!
Dorota: But Miss Blai.....
Blair: I said now Dorota!
Rank: New User
January 4th, 2010 12:36 PM
Dorota: Miss Serena, Miss Blair you both look so beautiful. Are Mr Chuck and Mr Nate going to get lucky tonight?
Blair + Serena: (look confused).
Rank: Extra
January 4th, 2010 11:16 AM
I gotta say lol at Sarah.
Jenny and the raccoon, so correct :D
January 4th, 2010 10:37 AM
Dorota> So Serena do I give you the money now or after the hotel room...?
Serena> WAIT!!! You think im a PROSTITUTE!!!
Blair> Actually im not that shocked.
January 3rd, 2010 10:47 PM
Dorota: Ms. Serena your dress seems to b shrinking... but for some reason only on one side...
Serena: Huh, i thought i felt a little breezey. B why didnt you tell me!
Blair: Hot dog stand... Hot dog stand... BINGO!
January 3rd, 2010 9:40 PM
twinsfindme- yours is hilarious. you have. to. win.
January 3rd, 2010 7:33 PM
Inside the minds of...
Blair: I think Dorota is wearing my perfume.
Dorota: Oh no, Miss Blair has smelled me!
Serena: Did I put underwear on today?
January 3rd, 2010 6:04 PM
Serena: And this man came up to me and offered me money. It was so strange! And THEN...
Blair: See, Dorota? I told you someone would mistake her for a hooker. Pay up.
Serena: ...Can you believe that I left my purse on the bench when I stopped to play with the baby squirrels? Wait, what?
Dorota: Uhh...Nothing, Miss Serena! Just birdies chriping! Chirp! Chirp!
Rank: Recurring Character
January 3rd, 2010 4:17 PM
Dorota: Among so many girls in the show I am the one with child? Vanya and I only did it once!
Blair: You tell me! I was on bump watch after my second ride! While Serena here slept with half the city…
Serena: No I haven´t!
Blair:…and was drunk 99% of the times…
Serena: Oh, right…
Blair: ..but had no suspicious of pregnancy, not even once!
Serena: Oh no! I’m infertile! Who will I bequeath my wisdom to?
Blair *thinking*: Oh my...thank God nature is so wise!
January 3rd, 2010 3:50 PM
Virgins&Limos FTW! I love it!
January 3rd, 2010 3:46 PM
Hahahaha
Virgins&Limos, Valerie elle and Liz P's made me LOL.
January 3rd, 2010 1:29 PM
Dorota: What would you say if I told you I knew where Georgina Sparks was right now?
Blair: I'd say let's get the b-
Serena: Ha! You guys are silly. Remember, Dorota and Vanya sent her off to--
Blair: Really, Serena?
Serena: What? Huh? Oh, gosh my brain hurts. Thinking is just so HARD.
January 3rd, 2010 1:11 PM
oops.. editt:
Dorota: Serena..is your dress ripped on the side??
Serena: Nope, I just pinned it up so that my leg could show..I thought since the top doesn't plunge as much, I should at least show my legs! It's simple math.
Blair: That's what you think is math?? Oh boy..
January 3rd, 2010 1:10 PM
Dorota: Serena..is your dress ripped on the side??
Serena: Nope, I just pinned it up so that my leg could show..I thought since the top doesn't plunge as much, I should at least show my legs!
Rank: Guest Star
January 3rd, 2010 1:09 PM
Blair: Pshh Serena look, Dorotas got bigger boobs then you.
Serena: Shh! I know it's embarassing that hers look better then mine.
Dorota: Hehe what did you say Miss Serena.
Rank: Guest Star
January 3rd, 2010 12:22 PM
Blair: How am I going to drag away Chuck from that stupid job of his, Serena?
Serena: I don't know really...
Dorota: Oh, oh, I know miss Blair! Go to roof and make more dramatic!
January 3rd, 2010 10:53 AM
Dorota Please!! Don't tell Serena how to steal Nate.... again!!!
January 3rd, 2010 10:49 AM
D: Miss Serena, don't you think it is better we put something on that red thing on your neck? It can be very dange-
S: I'm telling you, it's fine! I probably just hit my neck while asleep.
B: Nope, it definitely looks like a hickey. -thinking- I just wish Chuck would give me one of those again...
January 3rd, 2010 6:50 AM
ah, it's so hard to come up with something for this that isn't too cheesy, it's just such a great shot :D But I love TwinsFindMe's caption! Just the first two lines made me lol.
Rank: Guest Star
January 3rd, 2010 6:41 AM
Dorota: Miss Serena, you look freezing, here have my scarf to cover your shoulders
Blair: Hmm Serena, i wouldn't if i were you
January 3rd, 2010 1:55 AM
JUST HAD TO ADD TO THIS POST:
kakay Says:
January 1st, 2010 2:29 PM
Blair: S what happened?
Serena: They tore my dress, they messed up my hair.
B: Who?
S: Nate and Trip. I double dipped.
S: And so did Nate.....hmmm
THE LAST LINE IS MINE...I DONT TAKE CREDIT BUT IT HAD TO BE DONE.
January 2nd, 2010 9:17 PM
Serena: And suddenly, I was in the middle of the fountain and I STILL have no idea how I got there!
Dorota: Uh...Well... I not know what to say, Miss Serena!
Blair: Try "Thank God I'm a brunette."
Rank: Regular Character
January 2nd, 2010 8:06 PM
Serena: Dan, Nate, Carter, the butler... am I forgeting someone?
Dorona: How about the waiter at the wedding, Ms Serena?
Serena: No, I didn't have the time, I was busy with the car park attendant.
Blair: Jeez S, it was the plumber! How can you forget that parting?
January 2nd, 2010 7:28 PM
Serena (to Dorota) : Wait, you're not from America!?