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  1. CatherineBass

    Dorota: Yes. Vanya is doorman.

    Serena: (Thinking) So that's who the guy in the elevator was.

    Blair: (Thinking) wow a doorman.... dream big.

  2. SophieBass
    Rank: Guest Star

    Serena: *sarcastic* Oh Dorota, I love your dress, and that hat is just beautiful
    Dorota: Why thank you Miss Serena, the dress was my mother's and the hat i borrowed from Miss Blair...
    Blair: Shhh ! DOROTA !

  3. Chair
    Rank: Guest Star

    TwinsFindMe,
    HILARIOUS,
    xD,

  4. eugênio

    Gossip Girl - Spotted: S. and B. in a fancy wedding at the Botanical Gardens. Looks like there's a living flower vase following them!

  5. Sarah

    Serena: So then this raccoon came out of nowhere and ripped off part of my dress!
    Dorota: Must have been Jenny, thinks she's "fashion designer."

  6. Kim

    Dorotha looks different and prettier

  7. xoxo

    Blair (thinking) *Dorota is showing even more cleveage than serena in that dress. Something no one in the history of the world has ever been able to do. Tacky... *

  8. Kiss or Diss
    Rank: Extra

    SERENA: BBOWHHHH-O-OWWW
    DOROTA: BBEEEEHHHHHH
    BLAIR: OH GAWWD! You 2 can't even pronounce the word BASS!

  9. i.love.ed
    Rank: Guest Star

    "SavannahBass" had the best caption :)))

  10. MISAANNN

    B;damn carter is looking goood.

  11. Queen E.

    B- and here i thought no one could show more cleavage than you S.
    S-NOOO i have to make mine stick out more (fixing dress to show more cleavage)
    Dorota- Miss Serena i can see your boob.
    S-thats the point duhh

  12. Lively Leighton
    Rank: Regular Character

    Dorota: Miss Serena,You dress code is all wrong! You need to have a purse and hair down and try to cover up and not be sexy like Blair has!

    Blair: Dorota I can be Sexy!

    Serena: Yeah but youre not the one with a sex tape with Chuck!

  13. Lively Leighton
    Rank: Regular Character

    Dorota: Miss Serena, Miss Blair I am getting married.

    Serena: Yes Dorota, calm down I have already been there and done that.

    Blair(thinking) Why is Dorota wearing that ridiculous hat?

  14. TwinsFindMe

    Serena: That's it, I've had it with being dumped at weddings! I'm swearing off guys, forever!
    Blair: Quick Dorota, grab the stopwatch!
    Dorota: Miss Blair, you think Miss Serena can beat her old record of twenty minutes twenty six seconds of swearing off boys?
    Blair: Dorota, have you seen her dress?
    Serena: Thanks for the support, guys.

  15. jess_chair4evax
    Rank: Extra

    Sometimes... you just have to get away with the girls.

  16. lucyluvschuck
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Serena: I cant be certain but I think I forgot to put on underwear again....
    Dorota: Don't worry Miss Serena, I'll fetch them for you.
    Blair: You have GOT to be kidding me.

  17. genericname

    Dorata: Miss Serena, I'm sorry I can't find the missing piece to your dress.
    Blair: Ohmygod, why didn't I notice earlier. Serena, Chuck's using it to keep his neck warm.

  18. Liz P

    Dorota: Ms. Serena, in my country a respectable woman never show her bosom and legs at same time.

    Blair: Yes, the key word being respectable.

  19. Samantha

    EDIT:

    Blair: Serena, can't you see how bad Carter is? He's borderline abusive. Look how he ruined your gown!

    Dorota: Miss Serena, Carter is a bad boy, will not just rip your dress, but also your heart.

    Serena: What are you talking about? I asked him to rip it. The dress was way too long, my legs didn't show! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go find Carter again. I'm not showing nearly enough cleavage as I should.

  20. Samantha

    Blair: Serena, can't you see how bad Carter is? He has crazy mood swings and is borderline abusive. Look how he ruined your gown!

    Dorota: Miss Serena, Carter is a bad boy, will not just rip your dress, but also your heart.

    Serena: What are you talking about? I asked him to rip it. The dress was way too long, my legs didn't show!

  21. valerie elle

    Serena- Woah am I that drunk that I see Blair thrity years later to my right?

  22. *HS*

    I forgot-- HAPPY NEW YEAR everyone!!!! 2010!!

  23. Dr. Temperance Brennan-Booth
    Rank: Extra

    Sorry, really off topic i know but Blair's is a Valentino! :D

  24. Chessu
    Rank: Extra

    I'm sorry, the "sk.." is mean to be "skinny" :D

    I love kakay's though :D

  25. QueenB4ever

    Serena: So, you're saying I look like Megan Fox?
    Dorota: No Mees Serena. Your dress looks like Megan Fox dress.
    Serena: Thanks so much!
    Blair: S, are you really going to take compliments from someone who looks like a bad bouquet arrangement?


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