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  1. classyactxoxo

    Dorota: eh hem Miss Serena, you might want to look at your--
    Serena: god what happened last night? and why does my neck feel so weird..
    Blair: hm, nice tramp stamp

  2. Math

    [b]CORRECTIONS![/b]
    B: so, everything's perfect for your mother's wedding..
    D: Miss Blair, will you get the Botanical Gardens for my wedding too?
    S: look, Dorota, just because you get some plus plots, with the whole wedding and baby thing, it doesn't mean you don't still a maid ok.
    B: hey, I am the only one who can talk with Dorota like this! shut up.

  3. Math

    B: so, everything perfect for your mother's wedding..
    D: Miss Blair, will you get the Botanical Gardens for my wedding too?
    S: look, Dorota, just because you get some plus plots, with the whole wedding and baby thing, it doesn't mean you still a maid ok.
    B: hey, I am the only one who can talk with Dorota like this! shut up.

  4. QueenSorB

    I love how N&S[for now]'s caption REALLY matches their facial expressions![:

    My fave so far.

  5. Awesomeness♥

    Dorota: I just found out that I'm having a boy! Oh my my my!

    Blair: I'm gonna kill youuu! *thinking* Why did I just say that?

  6. N&S [for now]
    Rank: Guest Star

    Serena: I can't believe Georgina ruined my dress.
    Dorota: I know, Miss Serena. It so awful. Why would she rip hole in it?
    Serena: What? No, she didn't cut it. She added length to it.

  7. Sierra

    Dorota: *runs up to Serena & Blair, excited* Miss Serena, I thank you so much for this dress, it is beautiful!
    Serena: Huh? What? I didn't give you that dress...
    Blair: *gets angry* UGH its Georgina! Dorota, I want you to clean out the ink from this dress now.
    Dorota: Uh, but Miss Blair, this is not ink.

  8. Oh g g

    Blair: is Dorota wearing my Jimmy Choo's.....?

  9. Queen B

    Blair - Dorota what in God's name is that on your head?
    Dorota - The missing half of Miss Serena's dress.

  10. Queen B

    Dorota - Miss Serena, Vanya and I want to name baby after you. How does Serena Georgina sound to you?
    Blair and Serena - No.

  11. kakay

    Blair: S what happened?
    Serena: They tore my dress, they messed up my hair.
    B: Who?
    S: Nate and Trip. I double dipped.

  12. kaykay

    Gossip Girl: Spotted two Upper East Siders looking less like Upper East Siders and more like vagabonds.

  13. micha

    Blair: Is it weird that my outfit looks like I am wearing pants on underneath.
    Dorota: Miss Blair I don't think anyone will be looking at your outfit. Do you see ours?

  14. micha

    Blair: Serena your outfit.
    Dorota: Yes Miss Serena you look like a whore.
    Blair: Yes, I believe your new little sister is the next whore.

  15. Hm.

    Chessu, I don't get yours? When she got what?

  16. IamGossipGirl
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Dorota: Miss. Serena, Mr. Carter very bad man! He scam Mr. Nate and Mr. Chuck and he take advantage of Miss. Blair and-
    Blair: That's enough Dorota!
    Serena: Dorota, I didn't know you cared so much?
    Blair: She doesn't, I saw her talking to Chuck.
    Dorota: He promise me Limo ride!

  17. IamGossipGirl
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Dorota: Oh, Miss. Serena you look so beautiful, i love your dress and-
    Blair: Dorota, Don't make me kill you!

  18. We should totally just stab Caesar.
    Rank: Regular Character

    Serena: So you mean to tell me that it was MY pregnancy test you took? Dorota: Well yes Miss Serena. Vanya and I not pregnant. You are. Blair: Serena! I thought you said you were on pills.... Dorota: That not only thing Miss Serena lie about, Miss Blair. *whispers* She's not a natural blonde....

  19. *HS*

    Blair: Dorota, the next time you wear a dress, please warn me first. I don't want to be seen in public with a living flower vase!
    Serena: Blair!

  20. SavannahBass
    Rank: Guest Star

    Serena: So wait... I'm NOT supposed to have my boobs popping out of every outfit I wear?!
    Dorota: Exactly, Miss Serena, or else the men will think you are easy.
    Blair: Well, actually, she already is, might as well flaunt it.

  21. matthewmayhem

    Serena: So you're saying the baby's Nate's? But.. I thought men couldn't get pregnant!

    Dorota: Haha. Oh no, Miss Serena, I was simply making joke. Trying to see if you could get more emotion on face. (Next time I think I just leave humor to Jennifer Humphrey's outfit.)

    Blair: Dorota! Her dress is missing a rectangle. Do you really think she'd be able to pick up on that humor?!

  22. dango

    Serena: ... and then he ripped my dress!
    Dorota: Miss Serena, I'll check my wardrobe, maybe I find something for you to change.
    Blair: (Looking at Dorota's outfit) Better not.

  23. Chessu
    Rank: Extra

    Serena: Dorota, I love your dress
    Dorota: Oh, thank you! That actually belonged to Blair. She gave it to me when she got sk...
    Blair: Dorota!

  24. honeygirl

    woman on the left: omg you are serena van der woosen arent you? we're like soul sisters! i even have the same amazing taste of fashion like you!
    serena(thinking): this got to be a joke...with this dress?

  25. xCJM
    Rank: Extra

    off topic, but i love this picture :)


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