Rufus: (to paparazzi) Wait! Serena, you've done some modeling, haven't you? Which side of my face makes me look more "Edgy rock star, yet caring father" and less "Trophy husband"?
Shazz
January 9th, 2010 5:23 PM
Rufus: Chuck and Blair couldn't wait to get into the limo?
Serena: I want to look away but I cant...
loveyouforeverandnalways
January 9th, 2010 5:02 PM
she looks like shes hiding a balloon in her dress. uber unflattering
Serena: So you finally found and caught the monster that leaked the photos of you and my grandma in the broom closet?
Rufus: Yep, here he is, and it's time to unmask the criminal! (Moves camera from persons face)
Serena: (Gasp) Cyrus?!
Cyrus: Yes it's me, and I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids! Now smile for the camera... Not enough!
Gosippy Rank: Guest Star
January 9th, 2010 2:40 PM
@ #Pretty_Natie: I'd sooo vote for you!!!! Yours truly cracked me up!!!! :D
ladylove
January 9th, 2010 2:32 PM
that two captions are amazing tooo
# Pretty_Natie Says:
January 8th, 2010 2:03 PM
Rufus: WAIT! She's having a moment..
Serena: ..so penguins really can't fly..?
# Mrs. Chace Crawford Says:
January 8th, 2010 2:50 PM
Rufus: Hold on just a second. I'm trying to figure out who Serena hasn't slept with on this show!
ladylove
January 9th, 2010 2:27 PM
PernilleKjrs Says:
January 8th, 2010 8:19 AM
Serena: Rufus, you can't make the paparazzi go away, they'll follow you until you love them...
hahahahahahaha love it!!
that it's the best caption by faaar, it must win!! amazing xD
congrats!=)
nathaliee_x Rank: New User
January 9th, 2010 2:18 PM
@SophieBass to win, this one cracked me up:
Rufus: So what do you think ?
Serena: Well, with a bit of cleaning, a strong base coat, and a chip resistant colour, i definitly think you could play guitar with a manicure.
Renata
January 9th, 2010 1:48 PM
@ Stella [hates this stupid hiatus]
Good one ;) I noticed these bikini straps too :p
Stella Rank: Leading Character
January 9th, 2010 1:26 PM
Serena: Rufus, let them take the photo. I look pretty in that dress.
Rufus: Yes and it would even look better if you'd pull that dress higher so that we can't see the mark of the bikini straps that are visible in your tan, little Miss Paris-Hilton-Wannabe.
Rufus: Wait, just a sec
Serena: Why, I look fabulous!
Rufus: I'm not ready yet
Serena: You think they want to take a photo of you? Ha!
ggaddict
January 9th, 2010 11:10 AM
Serena: look at my face..am i bovvered?! am i bovvered now?!
Rufus: what? stop!
Serena: am i bovvered now?
Rufus: Serena stop!
Serena: face. bovvered. face. look. now. bovvered. rufus, are you gay?
addicted2u
January 9th, 2010 11:04 AM
Serena: OMG Rufus! where did you get those nails done? (amazed)
Rufus: Don't change the subject young lady! you are not showing any cleavage today!
boredyetnot
January 9th, 2010 11:01 AM
Rufus: WAIT! WAIT! Serena, you won't make it on the headlines unless you have a hot guy next to you
Serena: you are so not taking photos with me
Rufus: This is what they call a paparazzi Serena. You have to stay away from them.
Serena: But they're so shiny!
dango
January 9th, 2010 10:42 AM
Rufus: Serena, wait, just few questions!
Serena: Rufus, stop it, I don't want to do role-play game like Blair and Chuck! But, oh, is that paparazzi? So what do you want to know?...
boredyetnot
January 9th, 2010 10:41 AM
rufus: SERENA! What do you think you're doing?
serena: Posing for my last photoshoot with this *lovely* figure cause ..cause.. im um pregnant.
rufus: wait..WHAT?!
Mandy
January 9th, 2010 7:31 AM
Rufus: Wait! she is having an Aha-moment!
Serena: So the homeless raccoon is Jenny!?
papparazi: ...
shreya
January 9th, 2010 5:11 AM
Rufus: Nobody's clicking any picture. All of you out of the way...
Serena: Rufus, they don't want to click your picture, but mine! So, I suggest, you get out of the way!
lisalovesgg Rank: Guest Star
January 9th, 2010 5:05 AM
Rufus: Please, we only allow Serena to be photographed from her good side
E-Dubs ;) Rank: Guest Star
January 8th, 2010 11:37 PM
Rufus: Please, please! No pictures! ...she has yet to find some way for her cleavage to be even more in-our-face. It'll only be a moment...
GGNYC
January 8th, 2010 11:28 PM
Rufus: "She’s got double D’s! You can’t cover those suckers up!"
Aidx Paredes
January 8th, 2010 10:39 PM
Serena: Rufus, don't be so ambitious, they aren't taking a photo of you.
Blair: Just because we can't be together doesn't mean I don't love you.
Rank: New User
January 9th, 2010 5:25 PM
Rufus: (to paparazzi) Wait! Serena, you've done some modeling, haven't you? Which side of my face makes me look more "Edgy rock star, yet caring father" and less "Trophy husband"?
January 9th, 2010 5:23 PM
Rufus: Chuck and Blair couldn't wait to get into the limo?
Serena: I want to look away but I cant...
January 9th, 2010 5:02 PM
she looks like shes hiding a balloon in her dress. uber unflattering
Rank: Extra
January 9th, 2010 4:18 PM
Serena: ''When are going to see that, I left Dan because of you!''
Rank: Regular Character
January 9th, 2010 4:02 PM
Serena: Hey look! I can see myself in the camera lens!
Rank: Extra
January 9th, 2010 3:36 PM
Serena: So you finally found and caught the monster that leaked the photos of you and my grandma in the broom closet?
Rufus: Yep, here he is, and it's time to unmask the criminal! (Moves camera from persons face)
Serena: (Gasp) Cyrus?!
Cyrus: Yes it's me, and I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids! Now smile for the camera... Not enough!
Rank: Guest Star
January 9th, 2010 2:40 PM
@ #Pretty_Natie: I'd sooo vote for you!!!! Yours truly cracked me up!!!! :D
January 9th, 2010 2:32 PM
that two captions are amazing tooo
# Pretty_Natie Says:
January 8th, 2010 2:03 PM
Rufus: WAIT! She's having a moment..
Serena: ..so penguins really can't fly..?
# Mrs. Chace Crawford Says:
January 8th, 2010 2:50 PM
Rufus: Hold on just a second. I'm trying to figure out who Serena hasn't slept with on this show!
January 9th, 2010 2:27 PM
PernilleKjrs Says:
January 8th, 2010 8:19 AM
Serena: Rufus, you can't make the paparazzi go away, they'll follow you until you love them...
hahahahahahaha love it!!
that it's the best caption by faaar, it must win!! amazing xD
congrats!=)
Rank: New User
January 9th, 2010 2:18 PM
@SophieBass to win, this one cracked me up:
Rufus: So what do you think ?
Serena: Well, with a bit of cleaning, a strong base coat, and a chip resistant colour, i definitly think you could play guitar with a manicure.
January 9th, 2010 1:48 PM
@ Stella [hates this stupid hiatus]
Good one ;) I noticed these bikini straps too :p
Rank: Leading Character
January 9th, 2010 1:26 PM
Serena: Rufus, let them take the photo. I look pretty in that dress.
Rufus: Yes and it would even look better if you'd pull that dress higher so that we can't see the mark of the bikini straps that are visible in your tan, little Miss Paris-Hilton-Wannabe.
Rank: Extra
January 9th, 2010 11:45 AM
Rufus: Wait, just a sec
Serena: Why, I look fabulous!
Rufus: I'm not ready yet
Serena: You think they want to take a photo of you? Ha!
January 9th, 2010 11:10 AM
Serena: look at my face..am i bovvered?! am i bovvered now?!
Rufus: what? stop!
Serena: am i bovvered now?
Rufus: Serena stop!
Serena: face. bovvered. face. look. now. bovvered. rufus, are you gay?
January 9th, 2010 11:04 AM
Serena: OMG Rufus! where did you get those nails done? (amazed)
Rufus: Don't change the subject young lady! you are not showing any cleavage today!
January 9th, 2010 11:01 AM
Rufus: WAIT! WAIT! Serena, you won't make it on the headlines unless you have a hot guy next to you
Serena: you are so not taking photos with me
Rank: Extra
January 9th, 2010 10:58 AM
Rufus: This is what they call a paparazzi Serena. You have to stay away from them.
Serena: But they're so shiny!
January 9th, 2010 10:42 AM
Rufus: Serena, wait, just few questions!
Serena: Rufus, stop it, I don't want to do role-play game like Blair and Chuck! But, oh, is that paparazzi? So what do you want to know?...
January 9th, 2010 10:41 AM
rufus: SERENA! What do you think you're doing?
serena: Posing for my last photoshoot with this *lovely* figure cause ..cause.. im um pregnant.
rufus: wait..WHAT?!
January 9th, 2010 7:31 AM
Rufus: Wait! she is having an Aha-moment!
Serena: So the homeless raccoon is Jenny!?
papparazi: ...
January 9th, 2010 5:11 AM
Rufus: Nobody's clicking any picture. All of you out of the way...
Serena: Rufus, they don't want to click your picture, but mine! So, I suggest, you get out of the way!
Rank: Guest Star
January 9th, 2010 5:05 AM
Rufus: Please, we only allow Serena to be photographed from her good side
Rank: Guest Star
January 8th, 2010 11:37 PM
Rufus: Please, please! No pictures! ...she has yet to find some way for her cleavage to be even more in-our-face. It'll only be a moment...
January 8th, 2010 11:28 PM
Rufus: "She’s got double D’s! You can’t cover those suckers up!"
January 8th, 2010 10:39 PM
Serena: Rufus, don't be so ambitious, they aren't taking a photo of you.