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Mon, February 20

Gossip Girl Caption Contest 85 Comments (Page 5)

108 Comments

  1. Mrs. Chace Crawford

    Rufus: Hold on just a second. I'm trying to figure out who Serena hasn't slept with on this show!

  2. Pretty_Natie

    Rufus: WAIT! She's having a moment..
    Serena: ..so penguins really can't fly..?

  3. Renata

    on other hand*

    sorry my bad

  4. Prom Queen (sorry Klaus-Kol is hotter)
    Rank: Regular Character

    Rufus: Slow down diva. This is my moment.

  5. Renata

    Rufus: Serena,before you pose to the camera, I wanna know your honest opinion, what do you think of this new tattoo on my hand?
    Serena: Oh wow, you have a tattoo? Half of the heart, that's cute..wait, Chuck has a same tattoo on another hand!
    Rufus: *blushes*

  6. SophieBass
    Rank: Guest Star

    Rufus: (to papparazzi) Hold on a second ...
    (to serena) Before the photo's taken i think you should close your mouth, you look like a horse
    Serena: Oh umm, (neigh)

  7. SophieBass
    Rank: Guest Star

    Rufus: So what do you think ?
    Serena: Well, with a bit of cleaning, a strong base coat, and a chip resistant colour, i definitly think you could play guitar with a manicure.

  8. SophieBass
    Rank: Guest Star

    Rufus (to papparazi): Wait a second, (to serena) Serena do you realize that when i squint at you in that dress you look naked !
    Serena: Duh Rufus! That was the plan

  9. Lively Leighton
    Rank: Regular Character

    Rufus: Serena do you think this is the best side of my face for photographs

    Serena: Yeah Rufus, but it would help if you moved your hand away from the camera lense...

  10. Lively Leighton
    Rank: Regular Character

    Rufus: Sorry no clevage is on show today!

  11. Aggerwayter

    Rufus: No, I can't let you have your picture taken like this! What's that dress made of, a shiny orange garbage bag?
    Serena: It's tangerine, thank you very much. MEN! They never understand fashion.

  12. Siri

    Serena: What do you think you're doing, Rufus? I've spent the entire summer perfecting this Malibu Beach Barbie look and I am ready for my close-up.
    Rufus: Oh, is that why you look like you're made of shiny plastic?
    Serena: Aw, Rufus, thanks!
    Rufus: Uh, Serena, that wasn't--
    Serena: But I would look even shinier if you weren't blocking my light! Seriously, you're in my way!

  13. Queen B

    Rufus - I'll handle these paparazzi. Have they no decency?
    Photographer - Rufus! Rufus, look this way! We're from Rolling Stone!
    Rufus -*turns towards camera* Make me a star!

  14. Queen B

    Rufus - Serena may not be photographed with that dress on, it's isn't nearly skimpy enough to make the headlines.

  15. honeygirl

    rufus: serena you're coming home with me! your mom and your family need you!

    serena: no way rufus! im a greek goddess and goddesses dont have to do anything!

  16. Renata

    Rufus (to papparazi): Wait a second
    R(to Serena) : How's my hair?
    Serena: Emm.. definitely better than your nails!

  17. Norwegian

    Rufus shows Serena his new "Welcome back Kotter" watch!

  18. JZubaran

    R: So, what do you think?
    S: Yeah, you definitely need a mani!

  19. Joc

    S: (Sarcastically) Geez Rufus, relax-- shouldn't you be used to this? From your glory days in... what was your band's name again?

  20. Math

    S: c'mon Rufus, don't be shy. this photo is going to be sent to mom, she'll see how happy you are without her.

  21. Drew Baxter

    Rufus: Please... this is a family moment!

  22. AlaricSucksMy ChunkyMonkey(=liarsunited)
    Rank: Regular Character

    Serena: Rufus, you can't make the paparazzi go away, they'll follow you until you love them...

  23. katie byrne

    Serena: Gee thanks Rufus. You don't want to be in a photo with *me*!?


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