Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest CXCIV

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Welcome, Grey's Anatomy fans around the world, to the 194th consecutive edition of our Friday Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest, our fun tradition for nearly four years!

This picture from last week's episode yielded many funny replies, as expected. Our winner is April_J. Congratulations! The winning entry appears beneath the picture.

Honorable mentions go out to Joey and Greys-lover.

Thanks to all for playing! Good luck next week!

Colleagues

Derek: Try this Tahitian Noni, works wonders every time.

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Derek: See if I move the bottle there the 3D effects will show up on screen. Riachard: We're broadcasting in 3D now. Great

Siri

Derek: See, it's very easy. You put a penny in the bottom of the glass, pour some gin and then you pour orange juice until you can't see the penny. That way you know how much to pour of each. Richard: That's not how it works! You put a penny on the table and then you drink until you can't see the penny anymore. That's how I've always played it. Derek: No wonder you're an alcoholic!

Siri

Derek: See, it's very easy. You put a penny in the bottom of the glass, pour some gin and then you pour orange juice until you can't see the penny. That way you know how much to pour of each.
Richard: That's not how it works! You put a penny on the table and then you drink until you can't see the penny anymore. That's how I've always played it.
Derek: No wonder you're an alocholic!

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Derek: Now Chief, I'm not going to show you again. Pouring a drink is not rocket science.
Richard: Damn it, Shepherd! I know how to pour a drink! *pours drink into glass* See?
Derek:*thinking* Damn him. Always has to show me up.

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Richard: SGMWH is still not improving in the hospital ratings. Derek: I didn't win the Harper Avery for the Shepherd Method. I never win anything! Can I share that bottle with you?

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A look into the thoughts of the Chief and Derek: Derek: I can't believe he is falling into my clutchs! MWHAHAHA!!! Chief: Oooo, is that scotch!?

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Derek *thinking*: Maybe he'll get drunk enough and fall off the roof of the hospital and break his back! THEN THE JOB WOULD BE MINE!!!! Wait... I'm not that lucky....

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Chief: SERIOUSLY!?
Derek: Yes... that is what I've been stealing from this hospital to buy hair gel...

Greys lover

Derek: Just drink it. Don't stop, if you think drinking can make you feel better.
Richard: I think I see Denny Duquette.
Derek: Oh crap.

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Derek: here, go sail away with Captain Morgan.

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

Did you say it? 'I love you. I don't ever want to live without you. You changed my life.' Did you say it? Make a plan. Set a goal. Work toward it, but every now and then, look around; Drink it in 'cause this is it. It might all be gone tomorrow."

Meredith (closing voiceover)

Lexie: [narrating] Grief may be a thing we all have in common, but it looks different on everyone.
Mark: It isn't just death we have to grieve. It's life. It's loss. It's change.
Alex: And when we wonder why it has to suck so much sometimes, has to hurt so bad. The thing we gotta try to remember is that it can turn on a dime.
Izzie: That's how you stay alive. When it hurts so much you can't breathe, that's how you survive.
Derek: By remembering that one day, somehow, impossibly, you won't feel this way. It won't hurt this much.
Bailey: Grief comes in its own time for everyone, in its own way.
Owen: So the best we can do, the best anyone can do, is try for honesty.
Meredith: The really crappy thing, the very worst part of grief is that you can't control it.
Arizona: The best we can do is try to let ourselves feel it when it comes.
Callie: And let it go when we can.
Meredith: The very worst part is that the minute you think you're past it, it starts all over again.
Cristina: And always, every time, it takes your breath away.
Meredith: There are five stages of grief. They look different on all of us, but there are always five.
Alex: Denial.
Derek: Anger.
Bailey: Bargaining.
Lexie: Depression.
Richard: Acceptance.