Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest CXCIV

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Welcome, Grey's Anatomy fans around the world, to the 194th consecutive edition of our Friday Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest, our fun tradition for nearly four years!

This picture from last week's episode yielded many funny replies, as expected. Our winner is April_J. Congratulations! The winning entry appears beneath the picture.

Honorable mentions go out to Joey and Greys-lover.

Thanks to all for playing! Good luck next week!

Colleagues

Derek: Try this Tahitian Noni, works wonders every time.

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Derek: See if I move the bottle there the 3D effects will show up on screen. Riachard: We're broadcasting in 3D now. Great

Siri

Derek: See, it's very easy. You put a penny in the bottom of the glass, pour some gin and then you pour orange juice until you can't see the penny. That way you know how much to pour of each. Richard: That's not how it works! You put a penny on the table and then you drink until you can't see the penny anymore. That's how I've always played it. Derek: No wonder you're an alcoholic!

Siri

Derek: See, it's very easy. You put a penny in the bottom of the glass, pour some gin and then you pour orange juice until you can't see the penny. That way you know how much to pour of each.
Richard: That's not how it works! You put a penny on the table and then you drink until you can't see the penny anymore. That's how I've always played it.
Derek: No wonder you're an alocholic!

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Derek: Now Chief, I'm not going to show you again. Pouring a drink is not rocket science.
Richard: Damn it, Shepherd! I know how to pour a drink! *pours drink into glass* See?
Derek:*thinking* Damn him. Always has to show me up.

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Richard: SGMWH is still not improving in the hospital ratings. Derek: I didn't win the Harper Avery for the Shepherd Method. I never win anything! Can I share that bottle with you?

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A look into the thoughts of the Chief and Derek: Derek: I can't believe he is falling into my clutchs! MWHAHAHA!!! Chief: Oooo, is that scotch!?

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Derek *thinking*: Maybe he'll get drunk enough and fall off the roof of the hospital and break his back! THEN THE JOB WOULD BE MINE!!!! Wait... I'm not that lucky....

Xxxgrey4evaxxx

Chief: SERIOUSLY!?
Derek: Yes... that is what I've been stealing from this hospital to buy hair gel...

Greys lover

Derek: Just drink it. Don't stop, if you think drinking can make you feel better.
Richard: I think I see Denny Duquette.
Derek: Oh crap.

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Derek: here, go sail away with Captain Morgan.

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Grey's Anatomy Quotes

When we say things like "people don't change" it drives scientist crazy because change is literally the only constant in all of science. Energy. Matter. It's always changing, morphing, merging, growing, dying. It's the way people try not to change that's unnatural. The way we cling to what things were instead of letting things be what they are. The way we cling to old memories instead of forming new ones. The way we insist on believing despite every scientific indication that anything in this lifetime is permanent. Change is constant. How we experience change that's up to us. It can feel like death or it can feel like a second chance at life. If we open our fingers, loosen our grips, go with it, it can feel like pure adrenaline. Like at any moment we can have another chance at life. Like at any moment, we can be born all over again.

Meredith

Callie: Did anyone ever think you two were a couple?
Meredith: No, because we screw boys like whores on tequila.
Cristina: Then we either try to marry them or drown ourselves.
Callie: Huh.