TV Fanatic Works Better with Prime Instant Video
Try it Now for Free and Instantly Watch Jersey Shore.

Jersey Shore Review: "What Happens in AC"

by at . Comments

Last night on the first of two episodes of Jersey Shore, the roommates headed to Atlantic City for some fun and The Situation managed to antagonize both Snooki and J-WOWW.

Snooki also revealed she used to have an eating disorder. This came up when she asked for a roll, and Mike joked about her already having one. Wow, Mike. What a classy line.

Meanwhile, Ronnie is let off his leash, but Mike found it necessary to tell Sammi that Ronnie was talking to some chick. She confronts him about it. He confronts Mike about it.

Mike's sister returns with her sights set on Vinny, which kind of annoys Mike. Of course, when he ditches her for the boss' girl Tanya, this also upsets Mike. It's a Catch-22.

Finally, because he hadn't pissed off everyone yet, Jenni gets sick in the bathroom and asks Mike to walk her back to the hotel room. He refuses because he's creepin', baby!

Needless to say, there are lots of guidos and guidettes looking to bitch-slap The Situation by the end. Will they? Click here for an in-depth recap of "What Happens in AC."

Then check out some quality Jersey Shore quotes we compiled from last night (follow the link for our comprehensive library of lines from all the show's episodes so far) ...

Situation Be Creepin'

The Situation works his game with his latest trash bag.

Sammi: No man will ever touch me ever twice like that. | permalink
The Situation: The only thing we care about is gettin' girls and going to the gym. | permalink
Snooki: If I had to have sex with one person here, it would probably be him, because I know he's a nice guy, he's gotta be clean. | permalink
Vinny: [on Mike's sis] I'm think that she might have a crush on me, so ... it's gonna be a wild night. | permalink
Snooki: I'm not a guido. I'm a guidette. | permalink
Vinny: Mike is so grimy. She has my saliva in her mouth. I wonder how I taste? | permalink

Steve Marsi is the Managing Editor of TV Fanatic. Follow him on Google+ or email him here.

Tags: ,

Jersey Shore Quotes

I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not f*ck with me.

Sammi

Pauly D: Yo, if she still has coloring books ... she's too young for you, man.
Vinny: If she's got a basket on her bicycle ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If she still has the parental controls on her TV ... she's too young for you bro.
Vinny: If she only owns Snow White on DVD ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If his Keds still light up ... he's too young for you bro.
Ronnie: [laughs]
Pauly D: If she still plays laser tag ... she's too young for you bro.
JWoww: That's me.

× Close Ad