Another week, another fight on Jersey Shore. Actually, two in last night's case!

Snooki got into her second scuffle of the summer after Mike enlisted her to help get rid of some of the trash he brought home. Snookers ended up being charged by some chick.

Any girl nicknamed The Hippo is not someone you wanna be charged by, either.

Vinny, meanwhile, did not end up getting fired for snagging the boss' girl. He did treat the gang to a feast, however, courtesy of his mother and 79 of his closest relatives.

The stars of the episode, for better or worse, were Sammi and Ronnie, who fought like children, made up, fought again, and then really fought some dude on the street.

They ought to have separate jail cell waiting for these meatheads whenever they go creepin', don't you think? Click here for an in-depth recap of "Boardwalk Blowups."

Then peep some quality Jersey Shore quotes we compiled from last night (follow the link for our comprehensive library of lines from every episode of the show so far) ...

Vinny: GTL. Gym. Tanning. Laundry. That's how you make the guidos. | permalink

The Situation: It's like the Navy Seals. I get sent out first, do a little reconnaissance, bring girls back. | permalink

Snooki: He friggin' jumped out of the car like it was on f*%kin' fire. | permalink

Sammi: Ronnie's in prime creep mode. | permalink

Ronnie: [to Sammi] If I didn't care, then I'd go find another creature outside. | permalink

Snooki: [on the feast] Oh my god. F*%king Christmas. | permalink

Pauly D: [on Snooki] Someone needs to teach her how to fight or duck. | permalink

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