Dan: And now for my greatest trick of all, the most mysterious and impossible feat, I will brush my lovely--well, kinda okay looking--assistant's hair!
DAN: So for my next trick, I'm going to make Vanessa disappear
*crowd explodes into cheers and claps*
heyyou
February 6th, 2010 2:29 AM
Vanessa: hehe, Dan hold it in a bit longer, the people are clapping.
Dan: I REALLY HAVE TO GO!
Girl in the back: this should be interesting.
IamGossipGirl Rank: Recurring Character
February 6th, 2010 12:37 AM
Dan: Hey Vanessa, like my new look?
Vanessa: For the last time Dan, I did NOT sleep with Chuck because he had a signature scarf!
Dan: But I added a hat too...
lisalovesgg Rank: Guest Star
February 6th, 2010 12:19 AM
Vanessa: wow! i can't believe that after two season's i'm finally getting a plot!
Dan: actually...ur getting somewhat of a plot and then were filling the rest of this episode with Lady Gaga.... p-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
Vanessa: not helping.
Dan: neither does this outfit, but u don't see me complaining.
xoenii
February 5th, 2010 10:27 PM
Dan: (thinking) Damn.... i should of never let Vanessa dress me,... i mean... just look what she wears!
AL ~:-| Rank: Regular Character
February 5th, 2010 8:51 PM
Dan: When you said I'd get to wear a Fedora I was thinking it would be more along the lines of Indiana Jones rather than Liberace.
Hiba
February 5th, 2010 8:43 PM
Gossip Girl: Spotted- V grinning and bearing as a scarily-dressed Lonely Boy approaches. Some things never change!
*HS*
February 5th, 2010 8:40 PM
Vanessa: And as our first contestant on "What Not to Wear"
Gossip Girl: Lonely Boy!
*HS*
February 5th, 2010 8:37 PM
Dan: I don't know how you convinced me to wear this scarf to match your outfit... oh yeah, NOW I remember!
GossipGlee
February 5th, 2010 8:32 PM
Vanessa: dan, quit that “designer” thing, you look like the guy who cut my hair!
GossipGlee
February 5th, 2010 8:27 PM
Tantilimeest--> Yours are the best!
Rose
February 5th, 2010 7:46 PM
Dan: Is this the face she was talking about?
Vanessa: Oh yeah THAT'S the face.
Micaela Rank: Regular Character
February 5th, 2010 7:41 PM
vanessa: your so funny dan
vanessa: *whispers* kids laugh to make him feel comfortable
kid: you humour us ha.... ha.....
N to the S Rank: Guest Star
February 5th, 2010 7:31 PM
Vanessa: "...And this outfit modelled by my bestfriend and occasional playmate, Dan, is from my "Cabbage Patch" collection."
Dan: "Dude, any self respecting cabbage patch kid wouldn't be seen dead in this. I'd rather Nate tutor me in math than dress Cedric in this horrible concoction."
charlotte
February 5th, 2010 7:10 PM
*they laugh*
Vannessa: dan what's up with you today
Dan: *looks down* i just peed my self......i think
Vannessa: ok....ewwwww let's just keep smiling....
Blair215
February 5th, 2010 7:05 PM
Vanessa: Does Chuck know you stole his fedora from his prohibition party in Episode 7?
Dan: It's ok; he knows. If Chuck did not loan his fedora to me, I threatened to stage an encore of this sad excuse for a play in his hotel lobby. And cast him as a rapping dwarf.
Blair215
February 5th, 2010 6:49 PM
Dan: Threesome? Check. Girls fighting over me? Check. Fedora? Check. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta...
B
February 5th, 2010 6:20 PM
D: You make me sick, Vanessa. When I look at you I want to physically puke.
V: I know, I've been secretly wishing my dreadlocks would get trapped in a toaster sooner or later. Looks like the writers are going to drag every storyline they can out of me.
D: You look like a man.
V: Sadly, I know.
Vanessa *thoughts*: I forgot my lines....what am I doing...that light is bright...GOD my hand itches.....Oh god, they're all looking at me!
Dan * thoughts*: Say something, Vanessa!
Blair: Just because we can't be together doesn't mean I don't love you.
February 6th, 2010 10:03 AM
green dwarf: that on the floor is a mouse or vanessa's hair? cancer feelings!
February 6th, 2010 8:37 AM
Vanessa: What's with the scarf? You remind me of someone...
Dan: Don't mock the scarf.
Rank: Guest Star
February 6th, 2010 7:44 AM
Vanessa: Hi, I'm Vanessa Abrams, and today on the show we're going to be talking to Dan Humphrey about his personal style.
February 6th, 2010 6:05 AM
Vanessa: Yeah, we had threesome.
Dan: Ughn...
Rank: New User
February 6th, 2010 5:02 AM
Dan: And now for my greatest trick of all, the most mysterious and impossible feat, I will brush my lovely--well, kinda okay looking--assistant's hair!
Rank: Extra
February 6th, 2010 3:32 AM
DAN: So for my next trick, I'm going to make Vanessa disappear
*crowd explodes into cheers and claps*
February 6th, 2010 2:29 AM
Vanessa: hehe, Dan hold it in a bit longer, the people are clapping.
Dan: I REALLY HAVE TO GO!
Girl in the back: this should be interesting.
Rank: Recurring Character
February 6th, 2010 12:37 AM
Dan: Hey Vanessa, like my new look?
Vanessa: For the last time Dan, I did NOT sleep with Chuck because he had a signature scarf!
Dan: But I added a hat too...
Rank: Guest Star
February 6th, 2010 12:19 AM
Vanessa: Wad'ya do? Mug Chuck Bass?!
Rank: Extra
February 5th, 2010 11:52 PM
Vanessa: wow! i can't believe that after two season's i'm finally getting a plot!
Dan: actually...ur getting somewhat of a plot and then were filling the rest of this episode with Lady Gaga.... p-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
Vanessa: not helping.
Dan: neither does this outfit, but u don't see me complaining.
February 5th, 2010 10:27 PM
Dan: (thinking) Damn.... i should of never let Vanessa dress me,... i mean... just look what she wears!
Rank: Regular Character
February 5th, 2010 8:51 PM
Dan: When you said I'd get to wear a Fedora I was thinking it would be more along the lines of Indiana Jones rather than Liberace.
February 5th, 2010 8:43 PM
Gossip Girl: Spotted- V grinning and bearing as a scarily-dressed Lonely Boy approaches. Some things never change!
February 5th, 2010 8:40 PM
Vanessa: And as our first contestant on "What Not to Wear"
Gossip Girl: Lonely Boy!
February 5th, 2010 8:37 PM
Dan: I don't know how you convinced me to wear this scarf to match your outfit... oh yeah, NOW I remember!
February 5th, 2010 8:32 PM
Vanessa: dan, quit that “designer” thing, you look like the guy who cut my hair!
February 5th, 2010 8:27 PM
Tantilimeest--> Yours are the best!
February 5th, 2010 7:46 PM
Dan: Is this the face she was talking about?
Vanessa: Oh yeah THAT'S the face.
Rank: Regular Character
February 5th, 2010 7:41 PM
vanessa: your so funny dan
vanessa: *whispers* kids laugh to make him feel comfortable
kid: you humour us ha.... ha.....
Rank: Guest Star
February 5th, 2010 7:31 PM
Vanessa: "...And this outfit modelled by my bestfriend and occasional playmate, Dan, is from my "Cabbage Patch" collection."
Dan: "Dude, any self respecting cabbage patch kid wouldn't be seen dead in this. I'd rather Nate tutor me in math than dress Cedric in this horrible concoction."
February 5th, 2010 7:10 PM
*they laugh*
Vannessa: dan what's up with you today
Dan: *looks down* i just peed my self......i think
Vannessa: ok....ewwwww let's just keep smiling....
February 5th, 2010 7:05 PM
Vanessa: Does Chuck know you stole his fedora from his prohibition party in Episode 7?
Dan: It's ok; he knows. If Chuck did not loan his fedora to me, I threatened to stage an encore of this sad excuse for a play in his hotel lobby. And cast him as a rapping dwarf.
February 5th, 2010 6:49 PM
Dan: Threesome? Check. Girls fighting over me? Check. Fedora? Check. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta...
February 5th, 2010 6:20 PM
D: You make me sick, Vanessa. When I look at you I want to physically puke.
V: I know, I've been secretly wishing my dreadlocks would get trapped in a toaster sooner or later. Looks like the writers are going to drag every storyline they can out of me.
D: You look like a man.
V: Sadly, I know.
Rank: Guest Star
February 5th, 2010 6:16 PM
Vanessa *thoughts*: I forgot my lines....what am I doing...that light is bright...GOD my hand itches.....Oh god, they're all looking at me!
Dan * thoughts*: Say something, Vanessa!