Vanessa: I am the GREATEST Snow White EVER. Right, Dan?
Dan: *giggles*
Vanessa: What?
Dan: Isn't "troll princess" a bit of an oxymoron?
missblairwaldorf
February 5th, 2010 6:07 PM
Retooser Says:
February 5th, 2010 9:21 AM
Penn:Do you like my hat and my scarf?
Jessica:Yeah! I think that's a great look for your audition for Eric's boyfriend! You'll do great!
really love that!=)
Sacre Blair Rank: Recurring Character
February 5th, 2010 5:36 PM
Vanessa: Dan! Help me, I want a new look.. Maybe one like the Megan fox's haircut, you know?
Girl behind: uhmm, Well.. If you want to look like a star, don't comb your hair in the morning and people confuse you with Simba!
Sacre Blair Rank: Recurring Character
February 5th, 2010 5:23 PM
Dan: Vanessa, you're not a star, or Lady gaga. I know you wanna be like Serena but.. You aren't! Maybe if you make up a little you can look like The Joker! LOL.
Sacre Blair Rank: Recurring Character
February 5th, 2010 5:15 PM
SophieBass: LOL i love yours, Hahahah so funny!
IamGossipGirl Rank: Recurring Character
February 5th, 2010 5:15 PM
Vanessa: Oh my god, Dan! you look so stupid!
Dan: Me!? what about you? what kind of costume is that!?
Vanessa: This isn't a costume!
Dan: no, its ugly is what it is!
(pause)
Vanessa: Make out session after the play?
Dan: Well...We are actors now!
Vanessa: right! its like a rule for co-stars to date!
Dan: ya, when you think about it were doing it for the fans!
QueenB4ever
February 5th, 2010 4:57 PM
Dan: I feel like such a dork!
Vanessa: Hey guess what, Dan? We can be dorks together, then they'll love us!
Dan: They already love me... But I guess you can hope.
Girl in Background: I don't think hope is going to help that dorky smile...
Miriam
February 5th, 2010 4:24 PM
Girl in green: OMG did she just..?
Dan: I think she did.
Vanessa: Guys I did not fart!
CBLove
February 5th, 2010 4:23 PM
Vanessa: Hello, my name is Vanessa Abrams and...(takes deep breath)I've had sex with Chuck Bass.
Everyone: Hi Vanessa.
Dan(rubbing her back): Don't worry we've all been there...
Vanessa&Nate4eva
February 5th, 2010 4:08 PM
Vanessa: Okay guys.... Dan and I finally banged it!
Dan:(In a low retarded voice) Uh-huh.
Audience:......silence
E-Dubs ;) Rank: Guest Star
February 5th, 2010 3:49 PM
Vanessa: And here's Dan Humphrey modeling Eleanor Waldorf's spring line! Dan: Shoot me now...
Michaela
February 5th, 2010 3:46 PM
Dan: I'd tap that.
Vanessa: You did.
Dan: That's right I'm a P. I. M. P
Michaela
February 5th, 2010 3:45 PM
Dan: When I met you I said my name was Rich.
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch.
Carabella
February 5th, 2010 3:22 PM
Vanessa: Hello. My name is Vanessa and this is my friend Dan. We had a hot threesome with Olivia Burke. Dan: *embarrassed* Thanks a lot. Vanessa: Now I will show you how to choose the perfect position when you're on top. If you just get down on your knees so we could start... Dan: *thinking* What the hell I'm doing here... Lady GaGa's performing next room...
Inna
February 5th, 2010 2:43 PM
Vanessa: I want to tell you all that now, after we got rid of that stupid Olivia and after Dan asked me to marry with him... I AM PREGNANT!
Dan: Yeah... I'm so proud!... Ah, wait, pregnant?!
1/2 GG
February 5th, 2010 2:11 PM
Dan: V, do you really think I have to play guitar hero again, just to win against Serena.
Vanessa: Yeah, I think you have to... just try not to look like an idiot in those clothes!!
SophieBass Rank: Guest Star
February 5th, 2010 1:57 PM
Vanessa: What the spotlight's on me really ?
Dan: No, I can't believe it either !
SophieBass Rank: Guest Star
February 5th, 2010 1:55 PM
Vanessa: Dan, was it necessary to dress up like a gay film director?
Dan: Ermm, i don't know, i just asked jenny what would go
Lovechuckandblair
February 5th, 2010 1:25 PM
Vanessa: ...and that's the story about our threesome!
Dan: Mhm.. good memories!
Basshole
February 5th, 2010 12:49 PM
Dan: Seeing you naked was not what i expected
Vanessa: I'm so beautiful arn't i? Better than Olivia
Dan: uhhhhh... sure
Basshole
February 5th, 2010 12:46 PM
Dan(Thinking): Just Smile and wave, maybe she'll realise i don't like her.
Vanessa(Thinking): He's soo in love with me after the threesome
Sacre Blair Rank: Recurring Character
February 5th, 2010 12:18 PM
Jessica: what do you think if I get blond? Maybe biggest b... You know what i mean?
Penn: whaaat? you want look like Serena? You are stupid?
Jessica: uhmm.. Yeah, something like this.. I mean Everyone loves blond girls. Even Nate! Don't me, but look what I got with my brown hair.. uhmm, YOU...
Penn: ohh now I got your point!
Lively Leighton Rank: Regular Character
February 5th, 2010 12:09 PM
Dan: What you filmed our threesome??
Vanessa: *Laughing* Well you know i needed a documentary to film..
Vanessa: Thankyou! Thankyou Gossip Girl Writers for finally making me and Dan become a couple! My Wish has come true!
Dan: Could you also add in a tragic death plot for me?
Nessa
February 5th, 2010 11:25 AM
V: Dan, i know you have a gay stepbrother But.. You have to buy some clothe! Eric knows that you wear his old clothes?
Blair: Just because we can't be together doesn't mean I don't love you.
February 5th, 2010 6:14 PM
Vanessa: I am the GREATEST Snow White EVER. Right, Dan?
Dan: *giggles*
Vanessa: What?
Dan: Isn't "troll princess" a bit of an oxymoron?
February 5th, 2010 6:07 PM
Retooser Says:
February 5th, 2010 9:21 AM
Penn:Do you like my hat and my scarf?
Jessica:Yeah! I think that's a great look for your audition for Eric's boyfriend! You'll do great!
really love that!=)
Rank: Recurring Character
February 5th, 2010 5:36 PM
Vanessa: Dan! Help me, I want a new look.. Maybe one like the Megan fox's haircut, you know?
Girl behind: uhmm, Well.. If you want to look like a star, don't comb your hair in the morning and people confuse you with Simba!
Rank: Recurring Character
February 5th, 2010 5:23 PM
Dan: Vanessa, you're not a star, or Lady gaga. I know you wanna be like Serena but.. You aren't! Maybe if you make up a little you can look like The Joker! LOL.
Rank: Recurring Character
February 5th, 2010 5:15 PM
SophieBass: LOL i love yours, Hahahah so funny!
Rank: Recurring Character
February 5th, 2010 5:15 PM
Vanessa: Oh my god, Dan! you look so stupid!
Dan: Me!? what about you? what kind of costume is that!?
Vanessa: This isn't a costume!
Dan: no, its ugly is what it is!
(pause)
Vanessa: Make out session after the play?
Dan: Well...We are actors now!
Vanessa: right! its like a rule for co-stars to date!
Dan: ya, when you think about it were doing it for the fans!
February 5th, 2010 4:57 PM
Dan: I feel like such a dork!
Vanessa: Hey guess what, Dan? We can be dorks together, then they'll love us!
Dan: They already love me... But I guess you can hope.
Girl in Background: I don't think hope is going to help that dorky smile...
February 5th, 2010 4:24 PM
Girl in green: OMG did she just..?
Dan: I think she did.
Vanessa: Guys I did not fart!
February 5th, 2010 4:23 PM
Vanessa: Hello, my name is Vanessa Abrams and...(takes deep breath)I've had sex with Chuck Bass.
Everyone: Hi Vanessa.
Dan(rubbing her back): Don't worry we've all been there...
February 5th, 2010 4:08 PM
Vanessa: Okay guys.... Dan and I finally banged it!
Dan:(In a low retarded voice) Uh-huh.
Audience:......silence
Rank: Guest Star
February 5th, 2010 3:49 PM
Vanessa: And here's Dan Humphrey modeling Eleanor Waldorf's spring line! Dan: Shoot me now...
February 5th, 2010 3:46 PM
Dan: I'd tap that.
Vanessa: You did.
Dan: That's right I'm a P. I. M. P
February 5th, 2010 3:45 PM
Dan: When I met you I said my name was Rich.
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch.
February 5th, 2010 3:22 PM
Vanessa: Hello. My name is Vanessa and this is my friend Dan. We had a hot threesome with Olivia Burke.
Dan: *embarrassed* Thanks a lot.
Vanessa: Now I will show you how to choose the perfect position when you're on top. If you just get down on your knees so we could start...
Dan: *thinking* What the hell I'm doing here... Lady GaGa's performing next room...
February 5th, 2010 2:43 PM
Vanessa: I want to tell you all that now, after we got rid of that stupid Olivia and after Dan asked me to marry with him... I AM PREGNANT!
Dan: Yeah... I'm so proud!... Ah, wait, pregnant?!
February 5th, 2010 2:11 PM
Dan: V, do you really think I have to play guitar hero again, just to win against Serena.
Vanessa: Yeah, I think you have to... just try not to look like an idiot in those clothes!!
Rank: Guest Star
February 5th, 2010 1:57 PM
Vanessa: What the spotlight's on me really ?
Dan: No, I can't believe it either !
Rank: Guest Star
February 5th, 2010 1:55 PM
Vanessa: Dan, was it necessary to dress up like a gay film director?
Dan: Ermm, i don't know, i just asked jenny what would go
February 5th, 2010 1:25 PM
Vanessa: ...and that's the story about our threesome!
Dan: Mhm.. good memories!
February 5th, 2010 12:49 PM
Dan: Seeing you naked was not what i expected
Vanessa: I'm so beautiful arn't i? Better than Olivia
Dan: uhhhhh... sure
February 5th, 2010 12:46 PM
Dan(Thinking): Just Smile and wave, maybe she'll realise i don't like her.
Vanessa(Thinking): He's soo in love with me after the threesome
Rank: Recurring Character
February 5th, 2010 12:18 PM
Jessica: what do you think if I get blond? Maybe biggest b... You know what i mean?
Penn: whaaat? you want look like Serena? You are stupid?
Jessica: uhmm.. Yeah, something like this.. I mean Everyone loves blond girls. Even Nate! Don't me, but look what I got with my brown hair.. uhmm, YOU...
Penn: ohh now I got your point!
Rank: Regular Character
February 5th, 2010 12:09 PM
Dan: What you filmed our threesome??
Vanessa: *Laughing* Well you know i needed a documentary to film..
Rank: New User
February 5th, 2010 11:26 AM
Vanessa: Thankyou! Thankyou Gossip Girl Writers for finally making me and Dan become a couple! My Wish has come true!
Dan: Could you also add in a tragic death plot for me?
February 5th, 2010 11:25 AM
V: Dan, i know you have a gay stepbrother But.. You have to buy some clothe! Eric knows that you wear his old clothes?
HAHAHAHA HILARIOUS Tantilimeest