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"Cross Rhodes"

Mon, February 20

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  1. SophieBass
    Rank: Guest Star

    Vanessa: And next up on America's Next Top Model is
    *confused*
    ... Dan Humphrey

  2. Nessa

    Vanessa: is halloween already? Dan, you have money to buy a costume. So because you improvise?

  3. SophieBass
    Rank: Guest Star

    Vanessa: And to my right is the newly added waxwork of dan humphrey
    Tourists: Oohhhh

  4. Vesper

    Vanessa: All right, designers! Let's see what you've got!
    Dan: Vanessa, you look rather like an indigo marshmellow in that jacket.
    Vanessa: I don't know what that means, but okay!
    Dan: It's not fierce at all.. Kindly remind me as to why exactly you are on this show?
    Vanessa: Project Runway or Gossip Girl?
    Dan: Both.

  5. Anna

    Vanessa: See that??, i can be a better designer than Jenny. Right dan?
    Dan:.... yes Vanessa yes

  6. MotherChucker!!

    Penn: Look Jessica, I know you and Ed are going through a tough time but do you really think dressing me up like him to make him jealous is going to get you guys back together?

    Jessica: You're right. Only Ed can pull off a scarf... you just look ridiculous.

  7. Sacre Blair
    Rank: Recurring Character

    V: Dan, i know you have a gay stepbrother But.. You have to buy some clothe! Eric knows that you wear his old clothes?‬

    D: No, n..no, me? No! that's what Olivia likes‬.

    V: Ohh Right! I forgat the new college experience, she wants a threesome with a gay guy! that can totally work!

  8. CBFan
    Rank: Leading Character

    Penn:Do you like my hat and my scarf?
    Jessica:Yeah! I think that's a great look for your audition for Eric's boyfriend! You'll do great!


    That's so funny and so true! LOL

  9. Olivia

    @Retooser

    HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!

  10. Retooser

    Penn:Do you like my hat and my scarf?
    Jessica:Yeah! I think that's a great look for your audition for Eric's boyfriend! You'll do great!

  11. charlesmylove

    isnt this the episode with lady gaga? i loveeeee this onee

  12. AL ~:-|
    Rank: Regular Character

    V: And for my next trick I will remove the Disco Stick from a randomly selected audience member... Dan??

  13. Sydney

    Some of these are SOOOO gay...

  14. lisalovesgg
    Rank: Guest Star

    Dan: What the hell am i wearing...

  15. Stella
    Rank: Leading Character

    Vanessa: Yeah! Hi, it's me. The girl who wanted to be in the spotlight for once after two season of a pointless existence. Not that the pointless part changed but still. Hi! Hi everyone!
    Dan: Uhm, Vanessa, I don't know how to say this...but the fans of the show still don't like you.
    Vanessa: (ignoring Dan) Yes, the name's Vanessa, V-A-N-E-S-S-A,Hi!

  16. Balaji1212
    Rank: Regular Character

    @blairbear0206

    LOL,very observational indeed.

  17. blairbear0206

    Dan: *thinking* CRAP! My lubricant's missing
    Vanessa: *scratches her hand* Dan, what's with the lotion you gave me?
    Girl @ the back: Ohmygawd! why does vanessa's hand smell like dan's-- uh oh


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