No Vagina Here: Kelly Bensimon to Bare Almost All in Playboy

Yes, Kelly Bensimon is posing in the March issue of Playboy. The Real Housewives of New York City star will be featured in a six-page pictorial.

But, no, you won't be seeing everything there is to see on the reality star... if you know what we mean.

"I don't think that part of a woman's body is really evocative," Kelly told E! News this week. "The roundness of the hips, the buttocks, the breast, the shoulders, the clavicle, the hair, the teeth - those are things that I think are most evocative and provocative parts of the body.

"So I don't think it's really necessary to show that. Some people might think it's necessary, but it wasn't for me."

We actually agree... though if Megan Fox wanted to prove us wrong, we wouldn't object.

As for why she posed for the spread, Bensimon didn't cite the big pay-out she received for it. Instead, she crowned herself a major role model:

"I'm 41. It's a great image for the rest of the world. Yes, you can have it all. You can have two kids, you can be in shape and you can really enjoy life."

In closing, Kelly insists this topless shoot had nothing to do with any competition with Bethenny Frankel, who appeared in a "I'd Rather Go Naked" ad for PETA.

"No! Different opportunities come to different people. That's not me. I don't play that game," Bensimon said.

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