We hope your DVR is ready for a major workout tonight. Just look at the primetime schedule...
- 8:00 p.m. Jake can't eliminated "ladies" quickly enough on The Bachelor (ABC); Jim Nantz guest stars on How I Met Your Mother (CBS); Orlando Jones, pictured, guest stars on House (Fox); One Tree Hill honors John Hughes (The CW); Chuck helps train Hannah on Chuck (NBC).
- 8:30 p.m. Davis gets a job at a gay bar on Accidentally on Purpose (CBS).
- 9:00 p.m. Alan lands in jail on Two and a Half Men (CBS); Heroes continues to drag to a season four conclusion (NBC); we meet Baze's parents on Life Unexpected (The CW); there's turmoil among the Hassan family on 24 (Fox).
- 9:30 p.m. Sheldon gets a job on The Big Bang Theory (CBS).
- 10:00 p.m. The plot thickens on Damages (FX); there's an auction on Greek (ABC Family).