Best of Gossip Girl Quotes: "The Sixteen Year Old Virgin"

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Between Jenny's dilemma and Chuck's hotel scandal, last night's Gossip Girl episode, "The Sixteen Year Old Virgin," was not lacking for drama or memorable lines.

We've begun adding to our library of Gossip Girl quotes from Monday. Post comments with your favorites and any we may have missed and we'll add them ASAP!

Here's what we've got so far ...

Serenate Speaks

Nate: Serena, I lost my virginity to you on a bar at the Campbell Apartment. When I woke up the next day, the person I lost my virginity to, the person I loved, was gone. Never to be heard from again for a year. | permalink
Jack: I was drinking. Took some over-the-counter pills they started keeping behind the counter. And some meth. | permalink
Jack: Blair ... I've already had everything of Chuck's worth having. | permalink
Vanessa: [to Dan] By the way, I'm not wearing any underwear. | permalink
Blair: We have innocence, good breeding, and Doug Jarrett, one of the best lawyers in New York, on our side. It's a slam dunk. | permalink
Rufus: I'm not quite in the mood to celebrate any of your former husbands right now. | permalink
Jack: I never realized how many sex puns you can make out of Chuck Bass. | permalink
Blair: A DNA test? You've been watching too much CBS. | permalink
Serena: Sometimes I wish I had waited for someone special, like Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing.
Jenny: Dirty Dancing? | permalink
Blair: We have innocence, good breeding, and Doug Jarrett, one of the best lawyers in New York, on our side. It's a slam dunk. | permalink
Rufus: If he were a vampire, I could slip garlic in her waffles or something. | permalink
Blair: I can see he's starting to doubt himself.
Serena: Why wouldn't he? With the bad press, the protesters, the Daily Intel says he's thinking of stepping down. | permalink
Chuck: A court case would be a PR nightmare, we have to settle. | permalink
Jenny: I'm a virgin. I just wanted you to know, in case ... I just wanted you to know. | permalink
Chuck: [on Jack] He's not invited, but he is a cockroach, and they have ways of slipping through the cracks. | permalink
Jack: We got us a hotel?
Elizabeth: We do. | permalink

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Loved N&S quote , never thought of that , Nate loved her and all of sudden she left , oh poor Nate :( ,
happy for him the girl of his dreams ,now in his reality too ;)


I love NS quote !!


am i the only one who laughed when Serena said , "Chuck and Blair do this all the time"? They do Serena, but you're obviously not them.


The one GG says in the end about a heart and a wound..i dont remember the exact quote


Nate: You're a really special girl Jenny, who deserves someone who's gonna see that. You know, someone who's gonna be there in the morning.
Jenny: Not like you're available.


I love the quote of N to S :)




blair to serena: "speaking of things we shared..."


i liked the one from Nate about Blair Waldorf "nut job schemes". Awesome,


haha i was just about to say that you'd missed the one just commented!
doug jarrett: "we're getting attacked by christian conservatives."
chuck: "...we have those in manhattan?" gold!


Gossip Girl Quotes

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl

[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.