Between Jenny's dilemma and Chuck's hotel scandal, last night's Gossip Girl episode, "The Sixteen Year Old Virgin," was not lacking for drama or memorable lines.

We've begun adding to our library of Gossip Girl quotes from Monday. Post comments with your favorites and any we may have missed and we'll add them ASAP!

Here's what we've got so far ...

Nate: Serena, I lost my virginity to you on a bar at the Campbell Apartment. When I woke up the next day, the person I lost my virginity to, the person I loved, was gone. Never to be heard from again for a year. | permalink

Jack: I was drinking. Took some over-the-counter pills they started keeping behind the counter. And some meth. | permalink

Jack: Blair ... I've already had everything of Chuck's worth having. | permalink

Vanessa: [to Dan] By the way, I'm not wearing any underwear. | permalink

Blair: We have innocence, good breeding, and Doug Jarrett, one of the best lawyers in New York, on our side. It's a slam dunk. | permalink

Rufus: I'm not quite in the mood to celebrate any of your former husbands right now. | permalink

Jack: I never realized how many sex puns you can make out of Chuck Bass. | permalink

Blair: A DNA test? You've been watching too much CBS. | permalink

Serena: Sometimes I wish I had waited for someone special, like Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing.
Jenny: Dirty Dancing? | permalink

Blair: We have innocence, good breeding, and Doug Jarrett, one of the best lawyers in New York, on our side. It's a slam dunk. | permalink

Rufus: If he were a vampire, I could slip garlic in her waffles or something. | permalink

Blair: I can see he's starting to doubt himself.
Serena: Why wouldn't he? With the bad press, the protesters, the Daily Intel says he's thinking of stepping down. | permalink

Chuck: A court case would be a PR nightmare, we have to settle. | permalink

Jenny: I'm a virgin. I just wanted you to know, in case ... I just wanted you to know. | permalink

Chuck: [on Jack] He's not invited, but he is a cockroach, and they have ways of slipping through the cracks. | permalink

Jack: We got us a hotel?
Elizabeth: We do. | permalink

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