Best of Grey's Anatomy Quotes: "Perfect Little Accident"
"Perfect Little Accident" showed us a new side of Jackson, just how far Meredith has come, and how far Lexie and Mark still need to go if they ever want to make things work.
Quality Grey's Anatomy quotes were abundant in Thursday's episode. Follow the preceding link for great lines from this episode and every episode in the show's six seasons.
Below is a sampling from last night's "Perfect Little Accident" ...
Dr. Avery is the grandson of God ... a.k.a. the legendary Dr. Avery.
Alex: I got a free 20 minutes. Wanna go not have feelings somewhere? | permalink
Lexie: If you can't handle being used for sex, tell me. So I can find a guy who can. | permalink
Alex: I like you and you're a great time in bed, but don't go tell your ex we're together so you can make him jealous. | permalink
Derek: That is how a Chief does things. Take note. | permalink
Callie: Getting out of bed and not wearing sweats all day is a sign of moving on. Sleeping with the nurses? Not so much. | permalink
Meredith: You had a dinner table? I didn't know world class surgeons had dinner tables. | permalink
Lexie: I do not have feelings for Alex.
Cristina: I do not care. | permalink
Teddy: I don't care about awards.
Cristina: Only people that never win any awards say that. | permalink
Cristina: Did you know that pretty boy's grandfather was God? | permalink
Derek: Screwing drugs reps isn't gonna make you feel better.
Mark: Yeah, it is. | permalink
Arizona: You slept with my girlfriend and I'm afraid that when I look at you, I wanna hit you with a brick. | permalink
Arizona: You're staring and you're sad... you're going to be friends with me. I'm an awesome friend. | permalink
Meredith: You are a no feelings type of girl. Your heart lives in your vagina.
Lexie: My heart... does not live in my vagina! | permalink
Cristina: [to Lexie] You can't have feelings for Alex Karev. Emotionally he's like Meredith, three years ago.
Meredith: I said that! | permalink
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March 6th, 2010 1:05 AM
i absolutely adore this show!!!!!every week they outdo themselves again!!amazing writers and amazing actors absolutely breathtaking in its excellence.
March 5th, 2010 11:25 PM
Some of your quotes are wrong... =/ You guys have got the gist of the quotes but some of them aren't exact quotes, which makes some of it look OOC. For example, the last quote should be...
Cristina: [to Lexie] You can't have be having feelings for Karev. He's like Meredith three years ago.
Meredith: I said that!
(Cristina didn't say "emotionally", because she wouldn't say that. It's not in her character to, so seeing the word there makes it weird lol)
Also...
Arizona: Because you slept with my girlfriend and I find that when I look at you, I wanna hit you with a brick.
(It's "I find that when I look at you" not "I'm afraid that when I look at you" :))
And...
Arizona: You're staring and you're sad... And I think that you need some friends that aren't... Owen. That's where I come in with the fixing. You're going to be friends with me.
Teddy: I am?
Arizona: Mmhmm, yeah, I'm an awesome friend.
Unless of course you guys truncated this quote on purpose? Same for the following one...
Meredith: Right. Because you are a no feelings type of girl. Your heart lives in your vagina.
Lexie: It... DOES NOT! I swear, it's... Not this time!
Meredith: Okay, sure.
Lexie: My heart does not live in my... vagina!
Sorry for being nitpicky. LOL. But I'm a person who likes to see exact quotes. :)
March 5th, 2010 10:22 PM
When Derek walked in on Lexie in Alex's bed so hilarious lolz
and when Arizona told alex that when she looks at him she wants to hit him with a brick...i couldn't stop laughing..lolz :))
March 5th, 2010 4:28 PM
Arizona: You slept with my girlfriend and I'm afraid that when I look at you, I wanna hit you with a brick. Dude go away before I find a brick.
March 5th, 2010 4:17 PM
I liked it when they tipped over the gurney. Sooo funny!
March 5th, 2010 3:42 PM
I loved it when Derek told off Harper Avery.
it was the best.
March 5th, 2010 2:15 PM
I loved the gesture that Mer and Cri do themself with the hands and after Der does, too.BEAUTIFUL quotes
March 5th, 2010 1:15 PM
my faves
when cristina was saying the exact same thing to lexie, that was Hilarious!! LOL. it's amazing how they think so alike :))
and when derek told off harper avery, was awesome (and chiefly) ;)