Gossip Girl Caption Contest 96

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Welcome to the 96th edition of our Gossip Girl Caption Contest!

Who won last week's installment of the Caption Contest? It was an extremely difficult decision thanks to the hilarious entries everyone sent in, but we chose QueenV.

Congratulations! The winning entry now appears below. Honorable mentions go out to blair215, ML and SiriDavidsen. Thanks to all for playing and good luck week ...

Altercation Over J

Nate: Serena's mine. You can have the fake blonde
Jenny: Um, Nate? I'm RIGHT here.

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    Lani

    lemme alter that . . .

    N: hey no necrophiliac's allowed. sorry.
    D: i beg your pardon?
    N: sex with the vampire, not cool
    J: nate it's me jenny.
    N: i know a raccoon when i see one. . .

    Goldenunderpants

    Nate: God is always with you my friend...In here.

    Lani

    N: hey no necrophiliac's allowed. sorry.
    D: i beg your pardon?
    N: sex with the vampire, not cool
    J: nate it's me jenny.
    N: SILENCE! don't make me get my stake. . .

    Blairarchibald

    Damien: ....Can you stop grabbing my nipple?
    Nate: Aw, man. Sorry. Thought you were Jenny.
    Damien: .....
    Nate: Yeah, I'm just here cause' I look good.

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    Damien: umm... what are you doing?

    Nate: Trying to figure out where to drive the stake through.

    Jenny: Ok, Nate, you may kinda look like Damon from Vampire Diaries this series but that's no reason to stake your own kind.

    Damien: Yeah, us Zac efron lookalikes have gotta stick together!

    Nate (pouting): Ok, I guess I'll stick to killing vampires.

    *Nate drives stake into Jenny's heart*

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    Damien: umm... what are you doing?
    Nate: Trying to figure out where to drive the stake through.
    Jenny: Ok, Nate, you may kinda look like Damon from Vampire Diaries this series but that's no reason to stake your own kind.
    Damien: Yeah, us Zac efron lookalikes have gotta stick together!
    Nate (pouting): Ok, I guess I'll stick to killing vampires.

    *Nate drives stake into Jenny's heart*

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    Nate: Look, I'm going to tell you one more time, Man. Stop it with the side-swept bangs. That my thing.

    Damien: Oh yea? Where are they now?

    Nate: Are you kidding? It's winter. That's my angsty summer style.

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    Nate: Look, I'm going to tell you one more time, Man. Stop it with the side-swept bangs. That my thing. Damien: Oh yea? Where are they now? Nate: Are you kidding? It's winter. That's my angsty summer style.

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    Nate: You can't touch this.
    Damien: What?
    Nate: My, my, my music hits me so hard. Makes me say "Oh my lord."...
    Damien: Dude, it's 2010 not 1990.

    Siri

    Nate: Forget it! No spoilers for you!



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