Gossip Girl Caption Contest 96
Welcome to the 96th edition of our Gossip Girl Caption Contest!
Who won last week's installment of the Caption Contest? It was an extremely difficult decision thanks to the hilarious entries everyone sent in, but we chose QueenV.
Congratulations! The winning entry now appears below. Honorable mentions go out to blair215, ML and SiriDavidsen. Thanks to all for playing and good luck week ...
Nate: Serena's mine. You can have the fake blonde
Jenny: Um, Nate? I'm RIGHT here.
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Rank: Leading Character
April 2nd, 2010 1:56 AM
lemme alter that . . .
N: hey no necrophiliac's allowed. sorry.
D: i beg your pardon?
N: sex with the vampire, not cool
J: nate it's me jenny.
N: i know a raccoon when i see one. . .
Rank: Recurring Character
April 1st, 2010 11:16 AM
Nate: God is always with you my friend...In here.
Rank: Leading Character
April 1st, 2010 6:16 AM
N: hey no necrophiliac's allowed. sorry.
D: i beg your pardon?
N: sex with the vampire, not cool
J: nate it's me jenny.
N: SILENCE! don't make me get my stake. . .
Rank: Recurring Character
March 31st, 2010 7:32 PM
Damien: ....Can you stop grabbing my nipple?
Nate: Aw, man. Sorry. Thought you were Jenny.
Damien: .....
Nate: Yeah, I'm just here cause' I look good.
March 31st, 2010 3:06 AM
Damien: umm... what are you doing?
Nate: Trying to figure out where to drive the stake through.
Jenny: Ok, Nate, you may kinda look like Damon from Vampire Diaries this series but that's no reason to stake your own kind.
Damien: Yeah, us Zac efron lookalikes have gotta stick together!
Nate (pouting): Ok, I guess I'll stick to killing vampires.
*Nate drives stake into Jenny's heart*
March 31st, 2010 3:05 AM
Damien: umm... what are you doing?
Nate: Trying to figure out where to drive the stake through.
Jenny: Ok, Nate, you may kinda look like Damon from Vampire Diaries this series but that's no reason to stake your own kind.
Damien: Yeah, us Zac efron lookalikes have gotta stick together!
Nate (pouting): Ok, I guess I'll stick to killing vampires.
*Nate drives stake into Jenny's heart*
March 30th, 2010 11:54 PM
Nate: Look, I'm going to tell you one more time, Man. Stop it with the side-swept bangs. That my thing.
Damien: Oh yea? Where are they now?
Nate: Are you kidding? It's winter. That's my angsty summer style.
March 30th, 2010 11:53 PM
Nate: Look, I'm going to tell you one more time, Man. Stop it with the side-swept bangs. That my thing. Damien: Oh yea? Where are they now? Nate: Are you kidding? It's winter. That's my angsty summer style.
Rank: New User
March 30th, 2010 9:12 PM
Nate: You can't touch this.
Damien: What?
Nate: My, my, my music hits me so hard. Makes me say "Oh my lord."...
Damien: Dude, it's 2010 not 1990.
Rank: Guest Star
March 30th, 2010 5:41 PM
Nate: Forget it! No spoilers for you!