The Vampire Diaries

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Presenting: The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest! Comments (Page 3)

75 Comments

  1. jessica

    Alaric:wow stefan has got gorgeous eyes, i should go for him insdead of jenna.
    stefan:i wounder why alaric is looking a me like that. that scarf matches his eyes HOT.

  2. Stella

    Stefan, I need your opinion about this leather jacket I consider buying. Jenna wants me to adopt the Salvatores' fashion style.

  3. honeygirl
    Rank: Guest Star

    Alaric: so you seriously want me to tell you on which of these picture you look more beautiful?

  4. HJChildress
    Rank: New User

    The art of telepathy.

  5. HJChildress
    Rank: New User

    Pearcing concentraton

  6. Ashley

    Stefan: (thinking) geez this dude needs to learn about deoderant ...
    Alaric: (thinking) oh your sooo hot and im wearing vervain so how can i be under compulsion?

  7. Carol

    Alaric: Look- I don't care how good looking you are. I am beautiful, no matter what they say. BECAUSE WORDS CAN'T BREAK ME DOWN!
    Stefan: No, but vampires can.

  8. Carol

    Alaric: So, listen...I got us two tickets for this show...you interested-?
    Stefan: NO.

  9. Carol

    Stefan: WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE VAMPIRE DIARIES PLOTLINE!?
    Alaric: Nothing, I swear...!

  10. Carol

    Alaric: Listen Stefan. Lighten up, man! I AM GOING FOR JENNA, REMEMBER? Not Elena! D:<
    Stefan: NOPE. I don't believe you. But that is because I am a self possessive douche vampire who gets jealous of anyone who even looks at Elena the wrong way.
    Alaric: .___."

  11. Heather

    It's time I told you the truth, Stefan. You really need to do something about those eyebrows. Have you ever tried wax?

  12. Ashley

    Stefan: I'm so disappointed in you Alaric.
    Alaric: But Stefan, you and Damon walk around with all these luscious locks.
    Stefan: But a hair replacement brochure? Really?
    Alaric: A man's gotta try....

  13. ErinEW

    Alaric: Yes, I shower on a regular basis
    Stefan: I don't believe you.

  14. AuroraRose
    Rank: Extra

    Alaric: Dude where's Meredith?

  15. peepfromdahood

    Stefan:Listen Saltzman stay away from Elena
    Alaric:Why?
    So Stefan:Listen Sherlock Holmes why are you always on my case

  16. shadow243

    Stefan: Stay away from Elena.
    Alaric: Okay...?
    Stefan: ...
    Alaric: Is that it?
    Stefan: Yeah, pretty much. Now I have to go warn Damon again.

  17. ketzchexmex

    Alaric: look, i'm really sorry. I didn't mean to, i didn't know-
    Stephan: Forget it. God I can't believe you ate the last pudding cup...

  18. shadow243

    Alaric: So... you're my new love interest?
    Stefan: Yeah, we're going to bond over my hair.

  19. Angela

    Seriously Salzman! You are telling me my clothes look bad and giving me this shopping brochure with that girlie scarf around your neck!! I can do much better things with neckwear.

  20. Kimberly

    Alaric: But I have to. You don't understand!!
    Stefan: You can't do this to me!!!
    Alaric: Stefan, it's the right thing to do!
    Stefan: You will not take this from me! I won't let you!
    Alaric: You have to do all you can to reduce your carbon footprint!! Hand over the aresol can of freeze spray!!!
    Stefan: I can't!! I can't!! How else will I make my hair stand up like this?! All the hot vampires are doing it!!!
    Alaric: Dude, you need to worry a little less about your hair and a little more about those brows!!! A TicTac wouldn't hurt either!!

  21. vanessaannz
    Rank: New User

    stefan: how can you be any help to me? you look terrible. it's called gel!
    Alaric: i know, i just thought you could give me a chance. that's why i brought this picture of me fixed up..with gel in my hair. if you would just look.
    Stefan: i'll look at it, but i won't make any promises.

  22. shadow243

    Alaric: Are we really doing this?
    Stefan: Yeah, we're doing this. We need to do this.
    Alaric: Ok, your place or mine?
    Stefan: Mine, of course. You think I'm going to work magic on your hair at your place! Please, give me some credit.

  23. brittany oneal

    stefan: is that your wife isobell
    alaric: no thats bella swan cullen
    stefan: dude dont get near edward he'll read your mind and know you got a picture of his wife and that you cut his face out and put yours
    alaric: crap i didnt think about that oh no here he comes hind meeee
    to be continued

  24. britttany oneal

    stefan: is that your wife isobell
    alaric: no thats bella swan cullen

  25. Saraa Yunas

    Alaric: How dare you!!
    Stefan: How dare i what?
    Alaric:bring my wifes picture to me
    Stefan: I'm trying to slove a mystery,I'm just like sherlock holmes*plays theme song, and dances*
    Alaric: And i thought you were the mature oneso much for a 162 year old dude
    Stefan: *Death Stare*
    Alaric: Chill i was jokings, its what the 21st centurey does *laughs*


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