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stefan: "you can't kill him"
Alaric: "Why not?"
Stefan: "Because of the super magic-misto-ring"
Alaric: Stefan are you serious? Stefan: Please I really like her Alaric: NO Stefan you can't date Elena's aunt Judith,well let me think, she is Elena aunt , you pervert , Elena would be devastated.plus she is to old for you. Stefan: yeah , she is way to old for me considering me 162 years old and she is only in her twenties, yeah she is much older ( laughs) Alaric: No Stefan you are dating Elena , and Judith is mine got that.
You so know that we are the true studs of this show, right.
Stefan: Who's that picture of?
Alaric: My Wife, Isobel.
Stefan: Her name is Isabell..like in Bella
Alaric: You could say that...
Stefan: Dude, You got the wrong show. The Twilight Set is over there. :P
Alaric: I don't know about this Stefan.
Stefan: Alaric, it's nothing to be ashamed about.
Alaric: I'm just not ready for this.
Stefan: Don't worry you only need a few moments and a can of styling mousse a day and you too can have my gorgeous, windswept-yet-over-styled, blonde locks.
Alaric:We've been having a stairing contest for over a hour now can we please stop. Stefan: ten more minuts Alaric: that's what you said ten minuts ago...
Stefan: ¿Isobel?...Que Nombre Extraño pero Lo Acepto...
Alaric: Does this scarf make me look fat?
Stephan: Yeah u should take it off. ;)
Stefan: You seriously think you're hotter than me?
Alaric: "Is this your term paper submission? A bit skimpy even for 164 year old standards." Stefan:"No, this is Tyler's paper...give the F to Tyler...I compel you to give the F to Tyler..." Alaric: "Vervain, dude...consider yourself on suspension!" Stefan:"My flame-thrower says otherwise..."
Stefan, care to join me for stake and eggs ....
Stefan: I really like your scarf. Alaric: Don't even think about it..
Alaric: Wait.... So you DON'T sparkle?
Stefan:please i just nedd to know
Alaric: i already said no no more for you
stefan: Please just one more spoiler am i going to ged kidnapped or not
alaric: wait and see
Alaric: Do I have something in my teeth?
Stefan: You're good dawg.