Between the shocking unraveling of Chair to Jenny's machinations and Danessa's ... well, whatever you want to call that, last night's Gossip Girl contained many memorable lines.

As always, we've been compiling them for the web's most comprehensive library of Gossip Girl quotes. Post ones we missed and we'll add them! Here's what we've got so far ...

Blair: I never thought the worst thing you'd ever do would be to me. | permalink

Jack: That dress looks almost as beautiful on as I'm sure it will off. | permalink

Jack: Blair has seen the real you now. It's over. She could never love that. No one could. | permalink

Serena: You're a good guy Nate Archibald. Can I kiss you before I kill you? | permalink

Chuck: I am everything my father said I was. | permalink

Chuck: Back from shopping, no packages. Who are you and what have you done with my girlfriend? | permalink

Eric: Friends don't kiss friends at their fashion shows. | permalink

Jenny: [to Nate] It's just ... whenever I'm alone I can't not think of the other night, you know? It's just, you're the only one who gets what I'm going through right now. | permalink

Rufus: Telling a woman you like her clothes isn't lying. It's self-preservation. | permalink

Dorota: I feel very bad not wishing him happy birthday or bringing him Polish breakfast sausages in bed. | permalink

Serena: No word from Chuck?
Blair: He's sitting down with Satan this morning. | permalink

Jack: Champagne okay?
Blair: I'd prefer something stronger, to kill the germs. | permalink

Blair: Serena, you've done some unforgivable things, like sleeping with Nate when we were saving ourselves for each other or killing Pete Fairman. How far is too far? | permalink

Jenny: [to Nate] I just thought you wanted to me have fun again. | permalink

Vanya: Dorota, from the first moment I saw you, I knew you were princess. And every day you make me feel like King. | permalink

Gossip Girl: On the Upper East Side, the rules of battle are simple: there are no rules. | permalink

Dorota: Someday maybe you girls find true love, too. And your children not grow up to be bastards. | permalink

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