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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 100 Comments (Page 5)

110 Comments

  1. svanderwoodsen
    Rank: Regular Character

    Serena: When the balloon pops, the angles cry.
    Nate: What?

  2. loving_chair

    Serena: hey...we need to talk about this...
    Nate: I know I know, but you don't have to worry, nothing happened between Jenny and I, I mean, I'm not blinded
    Serena: what? no! I'm talking 'bout the fact that even after we have had sex when you where dating my best friend, I slept with your cousin and we have had a lot of hot scenes, no one cares about us, and everyone's always waiting for a Chair scene...maybe I should leave the show for a few weeks just like the beginning of the first season
    Nate: I'm sorry, but Jenny has already done that...she just left
    Serena: bitch...

  3. JZubaran

    N: I just want us to have a healthy, open relationship.
    S: Nate, I'm not going to tell you what product I use on my hair!

  4. Liv684

    Nate: Serena you popped my cherry so i'm gonna pop your balloon

  5. Rarawrr

    Serena: I was so excited when I heard we'd be doing the 100th caption contest that I had to do something special!
    Nate: So you spent the last 3 days blowing up ninety-nine red balloons by hand?
    Serena: I've waited a long time for this...
    Nate: Well, what happened to the hundredth balloon?
    Serena: Remember that time when we didn't have a condom...?

  6. Queen B

    Serena - I just can't shake the feeling that there's something between us...

  7. sarhargee

    Serena "as you can see-ee i've a little balloon down my dress"

  8. Blair215

    Nate: Why are we modeling for a Macy's ad?

  9. VDluv
    Rank: Recurring Character

    serena: so..
    nate: um i have a balloon popping phobia..
    serena: huh?

  10. AlaricSucksMy ChunkyMonkey(=liarsunited)
    Rank: Regular Character

    Serena: "Do you see how much this last-episode-of-the-season-pregnancy is going to affect our relationship?"

  11. QueenB4ever

    Serena: Seriously, Nate? You would do that to me?
    Nate: Rubbing a balloon on your head is not a public offense, okay? It will totally mess up your hair!
    Serena: Exactly!
    Nate: I just have to be sure that I'M the one with the better hair. Don't be so dramatic, my God.

  12. Retooser

    Serena: Wait, so what are you saying?
    Nate: Serena, I'm sorry, but Chuck's right. My hair is shinier than yours.

  13. Alii

    @ Taantili
    PRICELESS!! hahahahahhaahahahahahahaha

  14. Sophie

    Serena: You know, I think they had to balloon further down in Glee, we're doing it wrong.
    Nate: But if you put it further down the balloon pops.

  15. carissa

    sarena: what do you mean jenny would be a better balloon dancer then me!?
    nate: oh sarena, dont be hating
    sarena: say what??

    (ps idk why the characters have some ghetto attitude going on ;))

  16. Sophie

    Serena: What do you mean I can't burst into song? If this were Glee...
    Nate: It's not Glee Serena, remember we're just copying them to boost the ratings.

  17. Daniluccia

    Nate: I wish this baloon was Carter...
    Serena(Interrupts him): So Do I....
    Nate: To pop him like a baloon?
    Serena: Well....if You wanna say so...
    Nate pops the baloon and walk away.

  18. Sacre Blair
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Serena: There are too many obstacles Nate, i can't. It's too hard being away from you.

    Nate: Serena, it's a balloon.

  19. Sacre Blair
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Serena: There are too many obstacles Nate, i can't. It's too hard being way from you.

    Nate: Serena, it's a balloon.

  20. Dana

    Serena: Yes Nate I did fart, but passing gas is a natural thing.

    Nate: Serena, I can't believe you farted, at a public event!

    Serena: Nate, I'm just trying to find my Dad okay?

    Nate: Where's Jenny?

  21. Lacey62

    Serena: Wait a second...Didn't they do this on Glee?

  22. xoxo gg

    Nate: Serena are you pregnant?!!!
    Serena: OMG OMG. There is a bulge the size of a balloon next to my tummy. What will we do Nate.
    Blair: Relax guys. Its just a balloon... See (takes out pin and pops balloon).
    Nate:huh
    Serena: you killed my baby bitch!!!!!

  23. xoxo gg

    Serena: This is what dancing would feel like if I was pregnant...
    Nate: (pops balloon) oops, sorry Serena.

  24. Miss Marie
    Rank: Regular Character

    Serena : What?! Who said your hair is shinier than mine?
    Nate : Eric. But that's beside the point, Serena. You are keeping secrets from me.
    Serena: And obviously, so are you. I can't believe you got new hair products without telling me!

  25. princesserinoftheworld

    Serena: Hey Nate were in the 100th Caption Contest
    Nate: 1,2,3,4... oh yeah


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